Rockstar have just released one of the most mind-boggling pieces of GTA-related media yet on their Newswire. There's no telling how or even if it relates to GTA V, there's only a promise of more to come in the very near future. If you're confused, that's alright. So are we.

The Goals and the Pledge of Epsilon will continue to be revealed in due time.

The Epsilon Program does not exist in just one time or place. We invite you to visit one of our enlightenment centers. Directions will be provided in one week's time.

Download the Official Epsilon Program Screensaver over at the Newswire!