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| Professional Dumbass ![]() Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,854 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 42. Scoring with your girlfriend and pretending she is iKlipse triples the fun. ![]() |
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![]() Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 3,032 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 43. Florian Cravic is unbelievably similar to rappo ![]() |
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| Every Time Zone Join Date: May 2007 Location: Palm City, FL Posts: 2,039 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 44. Some Pedestrians dont really care if you aim at the back of their friends' head. __________________ goodbye |
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![]() Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 3,032 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 46. Letting a person hang on your door while you drive off and slam them into something is funny |
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| Custom User Title Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Trashcan Posts: 1,500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 47. You can dent a car with a cup of coffee. |
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| Every Time Zone Join Date: May 2007 Location: Palm City, FL Posts: 2,039 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 48. Stand on a cop car, and have half of LCP on your ass. __________________ goodbye |
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| Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,248 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 48. When You Buy Hotdogs your Bike helmet instantly disappears. (My 50th Post !)________ CHRYSLER FLATHEAD ENGINE SPECIFICATIONS Last edited by Patrucci : 02-25-2011 at 08:30 PM. |
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| Sophisticated Silliness Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England Posts: 1,162 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 49. Food has better healing capabilities than drink 50. Helicopter blades are acctually able to pass through solid objects for a limited amount of time before they shatter into thousands of peices 51. Pedestrians are not at all phased at the site of a Helicopter parked in the middle of a Junction __________________ ![]() |
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| Oxo Cubes Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 809 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 52. Aeroplanes on the runway are capable of sending you below the map __________________ |
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| Fleet Admiral of my own life Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New York Posts: 118 ![]() ![]() | 53. the only way to get the money out of a bank truck is to blow it up 54. the LCPD instantly knows when someone blows up a bank truck 55. contrary to all other cities, pigeons in LC never flock in groups larger than 2 56. blocking off the UN building with buses and holding off thousands of cops from the rooftops makes for some good times __________________ Victory through Strength. Strength through Honor. Honor through Sacrifice. |
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| Banned Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 625 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | GamesRadar only got to 100. I doubt this will get to 1000, but... 57. The armored van's windows are bulletproof, but not at all elbow-proof. |
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| Custom User Title Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Trashcan Posts: 1,500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 58. From a mile away police smell a DUI. |
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| Every Time Zone Join Date: May 2007 Location: Palm City, FL Posts: 2,039 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 59. Everytime you are with your girlfriend, she compliments EVERYTHING thats new on you. __________________ goodbye |
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