1000 things you've learnt in Liberty City

TimBud · 06-09-2008

Liberty City is a pretty special place and you can learn alot form it (albeit stuff that's not so useful in real life).
Here's a few things i've learnt

Whatever car you drive in that same model will suddenly appear more often, no matter its rarity.
Some playground furniture has gravity defying effects if you crash into it.
When falling a long way, if you catch a ledge and you'll always survive.
All cars oversteer
You need not remove any item of clothing to be serviced by a strumpet.
If you set your tyres on fire, you car will soon explode
If you shoot a pigeon in LC, they pop rather than slpatter
...

please add more

~~baleent~~ · 06-09-2008

Yeah, don't count on it, buddy.

TimBud · 06-09-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by baleent

Yeah, don't count on it, buddy.

LOL, don't worry even if you can't I'm sure there are plenty people here that can count to 1000.

8. The best place to store your motorcyle helmet, is in the fuel tank

De7erminist · 06-09-2008

9. Your friends beat you out of the car if they can't get out from the passenger side door.

@TimBud: You miscounted, it's supposed to be 8.

CB · 06-09-2008

10. Cops have supernatural peripheral vision.

TimBud · 06-09-2008

@}{oT~dEv1L 666, oops thanks man

11. Lamp posts are made out of cardboard and trees are made out of super strength concrete.

**victim** · 06-09-2008

12. Nobody ever wears seatbelts.

Yam Trigger · 06-09-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by victim

12. Nobody ever wears seatbelts.

...except when carpooling.

**ZCAB** · 06-09-2008

13. If you drop whatever you're carrying because you're knocked over by someone, you should just walk along instead of picking your possessions back up.

CB · 06-09-2008

14. Throwing litter back at Peds that they have dropped is a criminal offence.

15. Litter actually depletes Ped health

TimBud · 06-09-2008

16. Nico has more lives than a cat

Lukeyy19 · 06-09-2008

17. cars are almost indestructible to hand held weapons

18. guns are invisible until pointed directly at someone

19. Breaking and Entering is fine, until you steal something, then you're in the shit

20. driving inside a Fast Food restaurant is perfectly acceptable

thenotsogoodtrickster · 06-09-2008

21. Patriots can dive over anything and seem to be able to land on its wheels 99% of the time.

raikkonen · 06-09-2008

22. Not always when car tire caught on fire the whole car won't explode. When driving on fire.

**iKlipse** · 06-09-2008

23. Slamming into motorcyclists sends them flying 100 ft in the air

06-09-2008	#1
TimBud Clarkson for PM Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hot Posts: 172	1000 (and more) things you've learnt in Liberty City Liberty City is a pretty special place and you can learn alot form it (albeit stuff that's not so useful in real life). Here's a few things i've learnt Whatever car you drive in that same model will suddenly appear more often, no matter its rarity. Some playground furniture has gravity defying effects if you crash into it. When falling a long way, if you catch a ledge and you'll always survive. All cars oversteer You need not remove any item of clothing to be serviced by a strumpet. If you set your tyres on fire, you car will soon explode If you shoot a pigeon in LC, they pop rather than slpatter ... please add more __________________ Longtime lurker since 2004 Last edited by TimBud : 01-19-2009 at 01:11 AM. Reason: we seem to have more than 1000, so i changed the title

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De7erminist http://7thzone.net Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 597	9. Your friends beat you out of the car if they can't get out from the passenger side door. @TimBud: You miscounted, it's supposed to be 8. __________________ GRAND THEFT AUTO HQ - CLICK HERE TO VISIT!

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CB "Your stupidity may be your one saving grace." Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: UK Posts: 1,423	10. Cops have supernatural peripheral vision. __________________ XBOX360: iTechnicss My Achievement history

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TimBud Clarkson for PM Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hot Posts: 172	@}{oT~dEv1L 666, oops thanks man 11. Lamp posts are made out of cardboard and trees are made out of super strength concrete. __________________ Longtime lurker since 2004

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ZCAB Whipping Post Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 4,193	13. If you drop whatever you're carrying because you're knocked over by someone, you should just walk along instead of picking your possessions back up. __________________

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~~baleent~~ Banned Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 625	Yeah, don't count on it, buddy.

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victim Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New South Wales Posts: 3,441	12. Nobody ever wears seatbelts.

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TimBud Clarkson for PM Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hot Posts: 172	16. Nico has more lives than a cat __________________ Longtime lurker since 2004

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Lukeyy19 Sophisticated Silliness Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England Posts: 1,166	17. cars are almost indestructible to hand held weapons 18. guns are invisible until pointed directly at someone 19. Breaking and Entering is fine, until you steal something, then you're in the shit 20. driving inside a Fast Food restaurant is perfectly acceptable __________________

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06-09-2008	#14
raikkonen Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 414	22. Not always when car tire caught on fire the whole car won't explode. When driving on fire.

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iKlipse Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 3,043	23. Slamming into motorcyclists sends them flying 100 ft in the air

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