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Old 07-28-2007   #1
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Radio Commercials in Demo-II

CVG has put this article on the Six ads they could grasp during the Demo-II.

Two of them are already known from the Kikizo preview and one they are missing is the motorized scooter one.


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Princess Robot Bubblegum
It's a half robot, half radioactive plant destined to take over the world. Only one 15-year-old school girl can stop it... by sleeping with it [Japanese]. Princess Robot Bubblegum and the horny radioactive plant, in all good manga stores soon!
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The Anorexic Gimp
Simon and Nigel have long dominated the art world in Europe, and now there's an incredibly retrospective. Back in the 1970s they proved that owls were sexual, by having sex with them. Then in 1987 they went wild in America with their coffee table art book called The Anorexic Gimp in Wonderland. It's been none stop incongruity since!

Now these middle-aged twin transsexuals are photographing themselves re-enacting famous atrocities from history dressed as gorillas! Once you see Hitler portrayed as a gorilla, it'll explain the war in a way you never imagined. It is truly shocking!
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From VCPR of VCS
(obviously as a placeholder)
'What kind of loser journalist are you?!'

'You know, you make me shiver the way you look at me, like I shiver in the bath looking down at the urinal, and I say 'man that's a lot of men's hair', and then I say 'Maurice, you are a fat ball of testosterone - you are massive!'

'Eww!'

'Is it just me or is it just this angle?! What was she talking about? My little boy got the job done! But you know what? I'm drifting. The fact remains they are the same thing; for the working man, too much work. For the fat cat, and in your case a very thin and sexless, nicotine-stained cat, too many regulations. The working man wants spare time, spare money...'
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El Dentes Italian Restaurant
Sometimes the family wants that Italian taste without those tiny Italian portions, that's why you should come to El Dentes - all the mama mia you can eat! It's Italian food like you'll never get in Italy. That's because it's an American theme restaurant! So the portions are huge, and the food tasteless and unhealthy. We've got a special linguini with Cheesy Poof sauce!

'Hey, when you're at El Dentes everyone's like family! A hyper, macho, food-obsessed, alcoholic family just like min!'

El Dentes - we've got more of what you love and less of what you don't. Like more calories and fat, and a lot less taste and nutrients! That's why it's El Dentes! All the mama mia you can eat!

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'What kind of loser journalist are you?!'

'You know, you make me shiver the way you look at me, like I shiver in the bath looking down at the urinal, and I say 'man that's a lot of men's hair', and then I say 'Maurice, you are a fat ball of testosterone - you are massive!'

'Eww!'

'Is it just me or is it just this angle?! What was she talking about? My little boy got the job done! But you know what? I'm drifting. The fact remains they are the same thing; for the working man, too much work. For the fat cat, and in your case a very thin and sexless, nicotine-stained cat, too many regulations. The working man wants spare time, spare money...'
Why is this one there?

It's a excerpt of VCPR in GTA: Vice City Stories spoken mostly by Maurice Chavez
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Old 07-28-2007   #3
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Princess Robot Bubblegum? Haha? o_O
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i must say they aren't that funny to me, compared to the old stuff. such as Pets over night, that's my favorate.
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i must say they aren't that funny to me, compared to the old stuff. such as Pets over night, that's my favorate.
cant forget, these are placeholders most of them.
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Nah the funniest is shut that bitch up with bitchin dog food.
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You've got to remember that half of what's funny is the way they're delivered. When you actually hear it it will most likely seem funnier.

I especially like this line:
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Once you see Hitler portrayed as a gorilla, it'll explain the war in a way you never imagined. It is truly shocking!
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