internet service that has a real purpose
Maybe, and sorry if they already did this, because I haven't even looked into the current internet yet, maybe they could have a craiglist where you just meet people to screw, not have to go on dates or any of that crap.
Also, get rid of the phone. Its really annoying.
I like the tranq gun idea, go to the zoo, kidnap a tiger, give it to some drunk guys
If theres a countryside, make people out there do redneck stuff, riding ATV's, shooting stuff, burning stuff, even blowing stuff up. Taking their trucks offroad.