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Asif
02-11-2008, 04:32 AM
For anyone curious to know, there are total of 14 different messages (upto now) that appears by Welcome to Liberty City

Welcome to Liberty City: Overpriced real estate in a cultural wasteland
Welcome to Liberty City: Marketing the city, one strapline at a time
Welcome to Liberty City: Gateway to America! Now, can we just scan your retina and have a DNA sample?
Welcome to Liberty City: Where the American Dream goes to die
Welcome to Liberty City: Where the people are angry and lonely, and the taxes sky high
Welcome to Liberty City: Come and visit! You'll be desperate to leave
Welcome to Liberty City: It's not as shitty as the rest of the country
Welcome to Liberty City: At least we're not as racist as the midwest
(After 21st February update)
Welcome to Liberty City: America’s melting pot appears to have melted
Welcome to Liberty City: Steam comes out of the ground, the people are rude and it costs a fortune
Welcome to Liberty City: Great to visit, even better to leave
Welcome to Liberty City: Because gardens are for wimps
Welcome to Liberty City: Where capitalism and giant egos collide
Welcome to Liberty City: The American dream? It's time to wake up
(After 7th March update)
Welcome to Liberty City: Neurotic and deranged welcome here!
Welcome to Liberty City: The center of the known universe, for egomaniacs
Welcome to Liberty City: A great social experiment gone terribly wrong
Welcome to Liberty City: Proving there is no such thing as society
victim
02-11-2008, 04:34 AM
I love these thing, they really show off Rockstar's sense of humour.

Plus I love how they are acting as a sequel to GTA III, as there were bunch of these in the III game manual.
Jimmy_86
02-11-2008, 05:03 AM
Welcome to Liberty City: Marketing the city, one strapline at a time
Nothing like a bit of self referencing. :wink2:
Yam Trigger
02-11-2008, 05:14 AM
Sometimes I wish Liberty City was a real place.
Xan
02-11-2008, 06:09 AM
Welcome to Liberty City: It's not as shitty as the rest of the country

That was my very first one when i visited the site, and i thought it was a default line. Got me thinking if any people would take offense :P
Slim Trashman
02-11-2008, 12:57 PM
Welcome to Liberty City: Where the American Dream goes to die

Is my favorite one :)
Cutts
02-11-2008, 12:59 PM
"Atleast were not as racist as the midwest".

Could it mean something?
Slim Trashman
02-11-2008, 01:02 PM
Welcome to Liberty City: Where the American Dream goes to die

Favorite one, seems most relevant to the storyline.
WiM
02-11-2008, 01:13 PM
You already said that, Slim, u has enuf beerz nao.

Welcome to Liberty City: It's not as shitty as the rest of the country

If you read the seven others, I doubt this one.
scott
02-11-2008, 06:41 PM
Welcome to Liberty City: Come and visit! You'll be desperate to leave

Haha I love that :D
Asif
02-21-2008, 01:06 PM
The 21st February official update brings five more new messages. :)

Welcome to Liberty City: America’s melting pot appears to have melted
Welcome to Liberty City: Steam comes out of the ground, the people are rude and it costs a fortune
Welcome to Liberty City: Great to visit, even better to leave
Welcome to Liberty City: Because gardens are for wimps
Welcome to Liberty City: Where capitalism and giant egos collide
Geddes
02-21-2008, 01:17 PM
"Because gardens are for wimps"
Possibly a reference to getting rid of all the countryside and pointless space?
Slim Trashman
02-22-2008, 08:51 AM
Asif you actually missed one! I just got:

Welcome to Liberty City: The American dream? It's time to wake up

Very clever :P

Added it to your first post.
Asif
02-22-2008, 09:40 AM
No idea how I missed that one! Thanks Slim.
Slim Trashman
02-22-2008, 02:15 PM
Well you're very welcome!
gta4crazy1
02-22-2008, 11:09 PM
Welcome to Liberty City: Steam comes out of the ground, the people are rude and it costs a fortune

this one was quite hysterical
C-Bullets
02-23-2008, 10:27 AM
These ones are great. :P The wake up one was probably the best.
Asif
03-07-2008, 10:42 AM
New 4 welcome messages with this 7 March, 2008 official website update.

Welcome to Liberty City: Neurotic and deranged welcome here!
Welcome to Liberty City: The center of the known universe, for egomaniacs
Welcome to Liberty City: A great social experiment gone terribly wrong
Welcome to Liberty City: Proving there is no such thing as society