Fan Missions

[Kodo]

Tell us about any missions you would like to see in the next GTA game!

[keithrock]

a mission were your a sailor and you have to find and get 5 parts of a puzzle that are hidden inside building then you have to find the treausure.Or some mission where you have to net a great white shark in a fishing boat.

[CowInParachute]

I suppose boat missions would be pretty cool. I'm awfully tired of having to collect checkpoints and packages.

[Don]

Not too many boat missions. Vice City has too many of them. The Shipyard has 6 or something..... too much

More missions that you have to collect a package and go into a trap or something. Like the mission from GTA3 - Tony Cipriani - The Pick Up

[brokenfish]

The Shipyard has 6 or something..... too much the shipyard itself has only 1. the checkpoint charlie. but others involve the shipyard.

id like a car delivery mission where you cant take too much damage but there are cops on you.

[Don]

You can complete the shipyard with only one boat mission. But for 100% you need more, I thought 6

[brokenfish]

nope, its only one. same reward and everything else too

[Don]

No. The reward increases every time by $1000. At the end, you get $15.000. (after the last one). The weather conditions change too. Higher waves, rain, fog.... The checkpoints are bigger when it's foggy

[brokenfish]

lol they didnt change for me. ill try it again.

the first time i did it, i purposely got a slow time. then i went about 5 seconds faster. it didnt give me a bigger reward or anything, so i just thought it was fake. ill look at the game (and code :p) to check again.

i didnt think it was like the trial by dirt thing...

but still, you only need to complete it once for 100%

[gta master]

a mission where you actually have to perform grand theft auto!you know but with like exclusive cars.probably 6 cause thats how many stars you get.so each car you take you get a star or something.that would be cool.:violent:

[Don]

What would be cool indeed. But why 6 stars? Isn't that a little too hard? Make it 6 cars, but 5 stars.

[brokenfish]

then you have to watch out for big suvs...

[tucow]

Originally posted by gta master
a mission where you actually have to perform grand theft auto!you know but with like exclusive cars.probably 6 cause thats how many stars you get.so each car you take you get a star or something.that would be cool.:violent:

Hmm that sounds a little gone in 60 seconds like...huh...??

[Don]

Or like the mission 'Grand Theft Auto' (Kenji Kasem - GTA3)

[brokenfish]

yeah i barely remember that mission now :p
but it was one of my favorites. i love driving!

[o_positive]

i hated that mission.. i would always pull into the chop shop to fix my car, and then scratch it juuuuust a little pulling out

[brokenfish]

you have to be a pro driver...
like me! :D

[Gino Forelli]

I would like a mission like H3lett's video "A Short Film".

[tarmac]

More assassinations.

A few high-profile missions where you have to blow up buildings or whatnot.

I also loved missions that spoofed movie sequences too. More I say.

Oh, and missions which actually alter the gaming environment once you complete them, (like the porn mags outside your hideout and killing all the Purple Nines in GTA3) except bigger changes.

It may also be cool to have an older Tommy Vercetti as a boss too. (Unless the chance of this is somehow annulled at the end of VC; I don't know, I haven't finished it yet.) I was going to say 'Fido' as well, but he'd have to write all your bloody missions down on post-it notes.

[NitricAciD]

Stupid firewall...
Anyway. i think they should make a mission some like the movie 'Gone In 60 Seconds' and GTAIII's garage missions where you have to find cars.
This mission will involve a Garage, Packer and the theft of many automobiles.

First you would have to buy or get hired by the garage, then (like in all the other gta games there will be a list of cars you need to steal, After you have stolen all the cars on the list you will get a 'Packer' (modified of course to hold multiple cars) you drive the stolen cars onto the Packer and then drive the packer (now full of cars) to the boat yard and load the stolen cars into awaiting crates, After witch you will climb to the top of a crain where you will then operate the crain to lift and lower the crated cars onto the cargo ship. with in return means that you have finished the mission.

[brokenfish]

the packer idea is doable - the cars would get damaged though.

theres already a lot of wanted gi60s missions... theyre getting repetitive now...

nitric, please dont do 'test' posts again. at least not in here. go to the offtopic and unrelated forum and do it there.
thanks.

[NitricAciD]

sry bout the test post brokenfish, I was having trouble posting a message cuz of my firewall...
won't happen again.

[NitricAciD]

All in all i think Rockstar need to go back to the drawingboard cuz if you look at the games they are all getting repetitive and boring, Having to do the same thing each time...
Hope GTA IV has a better storyline and mission objective then the other 2 b4 it.

[ash]

i love the Gone In 60 Seconds ideas (btw, thats in KillerKips Mod too), but umm i like the ones where u hav cops on ur back and then they shud hav this big like video at the end where u finnally finish the huge chase by driving the car into the water, and at the last second u jump out (in the video), then u hav to escape on foot with w/e guns u hav. that would be tight. i would like to see another mission like the one in GTA3 where u pick up all the dons and hav a meeting, except with like a commercial airliner or something. + i like saving ppl, like u come somewhere and there's mafia dudes everyhwere and then u become like Scarface and blow the shit out of them. I htink they shud stick with what they r doin and expand BIGTIME on it, so they can hav all these bad ass things to do even when u hav completed the game, so u can keep playin it.. O YEA - I DEFINITELY LOVE THE STREET RACING STUFF, AND I THINK THEY SHUD EXPAND THAT SO THAT ITS A BIG THING WHERE U CAN GET SUPED UP CARS N STUFF, LIKE MIDNIGHT CLUB 2 COMBINED WITH GTA!! thanks.... peace out.

[Ice FuRy]

I would like to see a mission where your in a limo and your carrying like 5 high ranking excuctives to like a personal meeting with like mafia cars on all sides of the limo gaurding it down the street....the when arrived the meeting goes for like 5 mins and you cant let anyone get in the building......

[stealth1991]

ok im ganna tell you a mission to a good detail

you are in a ally way and thes thugs come up to you and knock you out then you wake up in a prision cell type thing with rats and slime and other crap but you brake off a pipe from the sink in there and smash open the cell door a guard comes in and you kick his ass! and take his M4 then you have to get out of the prision to the roof and some strange guy will be there telling you to get in and of coures you get in but then hunters and sea sparows start coming after you and shooting at you and your just in a sparow so you have to get to a mansion (not mr. v's mansion the guy who told you to get in the helo his mansion) then a movie starts up you talk then be come friends and at the end you eather kill him or you take over the city.

[Ice FuRy]

Not bad of an idea stealth i would of never came up with that lol

[stealth1991]

lol thanks

[Ice FuRy]

i still think they should include like 1 or 2 missions that include picking up important people in limos i find it that im so important ya kno :)

[Firesky]

I like Stealth's idea, would be good as the first mission in the game, but that could be too complicated for a novice, although you'd get a bit beforehand to get used to the controls, when you walk into the alleyway.

[o_positive]

missions missions missions.

i think VC did a pretty good job throwing in some variety with their missions. like with phnom penh 86, and the job, and marthas mugshot. except for being too easy, these missions added some great variety into what seemed to be a somewhat limited system. the bread and butter of the game is always going to be driving, and killing, and its nice to see them really trying to add some spices to our staple diet.

i think if they follow on some of the things they've established here, the next one will have alot of good missions. i just hope they make them a bit more challenging sometimes.

i think that it would be cool to have a city-wide riot incorporated into the story. lets say you have to dress up as a cop - 'copland' style - and beat up a guy in front of the tv station, and that starts a riot. then even when youre not on a mission it would be chaos in the streets until you complete the mission that ends the riot.

there could be missions like 'shoot anybody who steals something at the mall.' or 'take a heli and save the cops off the roof of the police station in a specified time'

that last thing would also be good for a bank robbery mission ... kinda like where you were the getaway driver for the italian mafia in gta3. but you would use a heli, and you would have to kill the cops in front of the bank first.

and one more i just remembered. this one is good...
you have to kill a mob boss before his commercial airline flight departs. you have to get a pcj equipped with a bomb, and then you have to race out to the airport. its cruisin down the runway, approaching takeoff, and you have to chase it down. you hit a ramp, fly through the air, jump off your bike , and have it keep going until it hits the plane and explodes. since the plane is pretty big, you would have some margin for error in the timing of the jump.

[TyPe_|2]

a nice mission would be a all out gang war(All gangs gather and have a war)

another would be a midNIGHT street race which include motocycles

[Sniper_Tundra]

i am probably not the one and only person who thinks this but me and a few of my buddys came up with a well wishlist of what we would like to see on the next GTA.group:one you have to make a semi that you can attach a chrailer to like in GTA 2 and their should also be like lots of planes and heli's too. and with each vehical you should be able to go into a spray shop and like cusomise at least either the color or what you want the car to look like. 3>>the game should be really long like more then 80 hours long and on like 4 CD's where each CD has like it's own island climate and everything because these other GTA games i can pass in only like 24 to 30 hours, but you also should just be able to travle from one to another by like paying $400 or $500 4>> it should be multiplayer and online 5>>there should also be like tons of buildings you can go into and like terrorise, like a bar, houses, hospitals(cause sars outbreaks), oh adn you should make like a ski resort. other then that i think most of the other stuff we wanted to see should be in other peoples comments. and thank you for using any of our ideas.

Tundra:evil:

[Ice FuRy]

Hey sniper some really good ideas...but i think the game should even be longer than that so you never stop having fun like instead of 80 hours how about 300 hours lol i would love it but that would be a pain in the ass to make ya know o wel its a dream...:)

[CowInParachute]

You were doing so well until you mentioned the ski resort. :-/

[AllStarPimp]

I would like to see more assassination missions

[brokenfish]

have you played hitman or hitman2 before? a whole bunch in there... :D

maybe they could just sort of copy.

[The Reaper Banned]

Or a mission where you have to stop all the traffic and steal a certain car...

[Ice FuRy]

I think a cool misson would be like....ok these 4 high executives at the mansion and they hired you to escort them to a remote meeting area and you had like 7 other escorts but you had rebels and gangs shoting and trying to kill you and the Limo with the executives.:)

[Mario_Vercetti]

As Tommy Vercetti: Get the GTA 3 (does he got a name) out of the jail.
Can't think of a good one. :mad2:

[kaarna]

One where you kill alot of ppl and then drive away in a fast car. Trick is, that you have to drive away say 6 wanted levels worth of coppers until a timelimit is hit.

[Mario_Vercetti]

Blow up a Police office. Get in with a cop outfit.

[Ice FuRy]

I think a kool mission would be where u dress as a cop and you like lockdown a building like the film studio or mall and you have to protect it like the mission you did copsland ya kno but ur the sercuirty cops...

[Zidane]

I hope the final mission for the last GTA3 engined game will end with a big bang. They should show people what this game can really do. Load a bunch of helicopters to fly over you, land nearby and try to take you out, as your allies arrive in cars to try and help you. Some allies programmed to shoot the helis and some to shoot the people that come out of them. Something big to get more people to notice it.

[ramboyf5]

There should be a lot of helicopter missions.

[jackjackey]

They should like have some movies in between missions. Like you start a mission (let's say, you have to visit some gang member and then kill him eventually), when you like go to his place, new cutscene, then after a while, new cutscene, and after awhile, new cutscene. That would be sort of cool.

[jackjackey]

I also would like to see more missions like the one where you steal the bank in VC....I think it's called "The Job". Those missions rock, you have to do so much before you can complete the mission.

[TriadFishVan]

A kidnapping mission would be cool.

Just as an example backstory to it - say you're working for the Mafia, and they've been bribing the cops to stay out of their affairs. However, the new police chief isn't taking bribes, so the mob boss asks you to go kidnap his wife so they can hold her for ransom.

From there, you hop in a car that has a trunk (which means no sports cars - none of them have trunks) and drive down to the police chief's house between midnight and 6 AM, when everyone's sleeping. You'll be given a tranquilizer dart gun for the mission. Aim at the chief's wife and shoot her with a dart. A cutscene will then play with you putting her in the trunk of your car. However, as you close the trunk, the chief wakes up and sees his wife missing, then sees you outside, so he makes a call, giving you a **** wanted level! You now have to drive back to the mob's headquarters with the SWAT on your tail. You can't use the Pay-N'-Spray or police bribes because the cops have been told not to let you get away no matter what. Only when you make it back to the mob's headquarters with the chief's wife will the mission be complete.

[The Reaper Banned]

Or like I said before a mission where you have to block traffic and steal a certain car... say an armored truck, yeah like in The Italian Job.

[Ice FuRy]

Yea jojo i never though of that like have the truck like full of one of tha mafias money or like a bank etc... ya kno and you steel it and the mafia do everything in there power to get it back.

[cyrix]

i think a good idea would be for you to have to work for the cops, you like take missions from them. let's say a gang has been giving them a bunch of crap and they want a "message" sent to the gang. so you have to assasinate a gang member. or maybe the cops want some info or pictures (martha's mugshot) taken of a local gangs hideout or there drug center. so you have to join the gang and get in with them, then you take some pictures and the gangmembers realize ur working for the cops so the gang tries to kill you and you have to make it back to the police station with the pictures. then after ur done the gang hates you and tries to shoot you up IE: gta3. also i kinda liked the meters from like gta2 where you could make a certain gang like you and not like you.....ne one else remember?

[Ice FuRy]

No i dont remember that cause i didnt play gta2 much at all but thats a good idea or you they could make you at least arrest like a certain amount of the gang members...

[cyrix]

yah in gta2 if you did missions for certain gangs other gangs would get pissed and they wouldn't like you, that aspect was really prominent in gta3 but not really in vice city unless you account for the haitians...i think they should bring it back

[Zee]

I think that two things would keep a GTA game fresh and have MUCH longer replay value

1.) Different ways to approach story points, kind of like choose your own adventure books.

2.) a Random side mission generator. This way, you never run out of missions!

[ramboyf5]

There should be more Rampages. I also want MORE missions involving Drugs and more more more Races would be cool.

[Stifler]

I've got some missions:
Like that you have to free alot of people out of jail, like 10 or something.
But when you freed them cops and army etc will be chasing on you guys, you have to get an army car that can have 10 people in it, perhaps parked outside.
But ok the police is stil chasing you and your the only one with weapens, you have to go to certain places for weapens for the people you got out of jail, when you got them you have to kill 25 police people, 25 swat people and 50 army people.
When you did that there will be some kind of helicopter from the army that can contain alot of people and one car, you have to pick up some kind of new army car befor the army does (still those people who you saved will help you)
After you done that you have to fly to some secret underground base and hide your sutff there and those people from jail, then you have mission acomplished and that secret base is yours plus those people that will help you in certain missions.

What do you guys think?

Ok then another mission:
You have to blow up 10 cars from some kind of gang for an other gang where you will do a mision for.
Ok so you done that, and now you will have to fight gang vs gang.
You will ahve to blow up their base, you blow it up and then you go back to your base, but then you will have to blow that one up to, now both gangs are mad and will be chaising you, both gangs will be waiting on certain places.
There will be an helicopter outside wich you need to go trough checkpoints, at each cheackpoint you will have to drop a bomb.
But the gangs will be shoot at you so you cant get to close to them.
after you done that both gans wont exist anymore or sumthing, bullshit mission

[Ramboyf5]

I like to see where you have to steal something from the NAVY like a piece of expensive equipment. All of a sudden later on in the game you go to some guy at a harbour to get a boat from him and then all of a sudden, a submarine is heading towards you which can fire missiles and you have no choice but to take a boat and try to get away to escape from it.
BTW I think maybe there should be a sub or only for that mission.

[Colonel V]

A stronger story line, and it should be MUCH longer. not like a really slow story...more like a progressive story which keeps changing.

[I_Morris]

A good mission would be a bank mission again but this time u plan it your self by phoneing people and stuff and u chose the guns they have and the get away car

[I_Morris]

Another good mission would be somethink like this. U get married and Lance phones you up and says tommy i need you for a bit of action and you go and help him.You go to where he want's to meet you and he is not there so you go back home and see your wife tied up and your son gone and there is a not on the table sayin " you left me out of the action a while ago tommy I have kidnaped your son and I want a 1 million pounds by friday then you phone up phil and say I need you phil all the things i've done for u help me plese and phil haelps him to get tommy's son back.

[Colonel V]

dude, its not a love story in GTA london! Lance will be dead and ffs tommy vercetti isn't a homosexual.

[cyrix]

yeah the story def' needs to be longer. at least like 100 missions not counting side ones. and missions need to be longer too.

[Colonel V]

how many significant changes? i mean like vice city has 2 : killin Diaz, and then killin lance and sonny. I would say about 5 or 6. So the plot sort-of evolves..?

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

I think you should choose wich way you go by sorta choosing who you do missions for so you dont have to w8 2 do 1 persons mission before another person is available

[cyrix]

what do you think about playing as more than one person? like you switch characters during diff chapt's i don't like the idea personally

[Colonel V]

@mouldy: Do you mean like when killing kenji for donald love means not doing his missions?

@Cyrix: yeh it's a bit cheesy, sort of brings down the game.

[cyrix]

yeah if they included it, it would be crappy. they plan on having something like that in the next KH game

[Colonel V]

What's KH? i honestly have no idea...yet

[cyrix]

KH is short of Kingdom Hearts, one of the best rpg's i've ever played.

to be back on topic though i would like a mission where you have to be actually kinda stealthy. that's how i was alot of times but i wanna see one where it is a priority.

[Colonel V]

the truth is, any more from the game code would require a completely new main.scm file programming. Vice city took the current code to the limit, and most of it's features were from GTA3. Lets hope SA uses a different game enging so we can have new experiences from the game.

[cyrix]

well if you think about it, if rockstar uses the same engine without an assload of new features then they are gonna get reemed out by the gaming community and considered a one trick pony. they "NEED" to use a new engine and enhance the graphics at least a little. otherwise i see a dark future for them.

[Colonel V]

Grpahics are going to get better without a doubt; look at XBOX - it's better graphics were even it Vice City! ! !

[cyrix]

blech.....if they made the overhaul for the ps2 and re-released the game then it would look the same as xbox

[Neil]

I'd love to see a mission where all the vehicle types (land,sea,air) were forced onto the user. eg:
You must drive to a helicopter, and then fly the helicopter to an enclosed helipad (like inside a mansion garden or something) and then you have to get out, jump in a boat and sail to the middle of a lake or something to pick up a package. That would be the ultimate mission for me anyway.

[Darkon_X]

How bout, theres a side mission where you have to go to the streets and look for prostitutes, and then you could ask them to work for you and in exchange you'll give em' protection, OMG, in other words you can pimp prostitutes and then you earn more money.... that would be tight

[DOLLARD]

Yeah,and then beat them up and take the money!^_^

[Darkon_X]

....and have sex with them whenever you feel like it, and also they should hang semi-naked at your mansion

[cyrix]

and have sex with them? um...wow... i don't really know what to say about that one. i personally think it's a really bad idea. just another reason for people to complain about the game and have it possibly banned.

[Darkon_X]

let other people complain about the game... who cares? that's why GTA series are so popular, you get to do whatever the hell you feel like

[DOLLARD]

You can't rape a baby,not that I wanna.

[cyrix]

lol good point andrewman. and darkon....you apparantley forget that the people who don't play the game are the majority, while we are the minority. also they hold more power in congress than we do and in the judicial system. so therefore if they get pissed and outraged enough then we don't get our game.

[DOLLARD]

Grand Theft auto is a game w/ a self explanatory name & other vechiles and I think R* should stick 2 that and mak it look better,bigger,w/ more cars & ppl,but other actions in a game(buying,renting etc.)like that are unneceseary.Especially rape(sick).

[cyrix]

well buying businesse's isn't a bad idea. now the rape thing, or killing children, or having sex....those don't belong at all. oh yeah and the ability to drink alchohol and take drugs...how much of a loser do you have to be to want taht stuff in a game? it's pathetic

[DOLLARD]

Yeah,although I would like the drinking part(nothing wrong w/ lil that)

[cyrix]

i don't see how it could be added into the gameplay though

[DOLLARD]

You get drunk and make more havoc!(like the pills)

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

I think there should be drugs or booze that will give u the same affect as the boomshine saigon mission where u had 2 get phil to the hospital.

[DOLLARD]

Yeah,only that wasn't very helpful in any way.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

It was fun though thats my point. It made the mission a challenge cos just driving to a hospital aint hard. Be good if u could buy the drugs/alcohol so u could make ur self like that then go on a rampage and see how long u survive lol

[DOLLARD]

Also,if anyone has Mafia,in this one mission you have to kill this drugged up guy,but he's so hi he doesn't feel anything which makes him very hard to kill.So I wonder if R* could make sth like that go w/ drinks.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

yeh that would be good like as a final mission or sumthing. Make it really hard

[DOLLARD]

Sonny was hard to kill.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

Not really for me... I used the mini gun :D works like a beauty lol

[DOLLARD]

I later figured you have to kill everybody of his bodyguards b4 him,it doesn't make any sence 2 me!It was still a hard mission took me like 10 times 2 finish it!I also used the mini-gun.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

On the bit were u actually get to see sonny i just kept my finger on fire and pointed it his way. Its also a good idea to blow up the limos outside b4 because that will stop the guards coming

[DOLLARD]

I thought that was just a decoration and that their no. was infinant.

[Ramboyf5]

My way to beat that mission was the Rocket Launcher. First on Lance, then on Sonny.

[Darkon_X]

whoa whoa whoa!
I never said anything about raping a baby or a kid...
I said having sex with a prostitute, that's what you do in GTA:VC so it's nothing new

oh and btw, wut about freedom of speech?
Ok watch I know we are the minority but... GTA series have already done stuff that most people don't like, but still R* continues to make this games, why? cuz they feel like it, nobody can do shit about it, it's just like movies and music, you see and hear themes like rape drug use and other stuff that annoys people but still they can't do shit about it, that's why these companies keep doing stuff like this

My point: It doesn't matter if we are the minority, nobody can do shit about it, that's we have the ESRB system (to try to keep kids away from these kind of stuff) even though it doesn't work....

[gtaStaff]

This mission will be like most others such as in GTA3 and GTAVC drive a man(Name will not be givin). You(Tommy) will drive him to his hideout/house. This mission may be taken out of game. This is all information I have on the first mission on GTASA.

[Valikai]

Hey does that Mission maker actually work

[Darkon_X]

Sorry but I don't trust any info on SA until confirmed by R*

[DOLLARD]

Just today I played this one of begining missions where you follow a guy for Diaz on Faggio and he's in a Hammer shooting at ya from behind,and boy did he hit cops and shoot them(and other ppl 2)and they didn't do nothing about it,but when I just bearly touched a cop they chased me!..Just saying.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

Yeh the cops are pretty dum lol
@ GTA staff : are u actually someone working for Rockstar spilling infomation or are u just sum pathetic kid hoo thinks it'll be funny to make stuff up but say u work at rockstar?

[gtaStaff]

Q.Hey does that Mission maker actually work. (sent by Valikai)

A.We are working on the Mission Maker, MM, but are not sure if it will work the way we want it to. Right now we are working on the game. We hope to have no glitches, but of course we will have alot.

[gtaStaff]

Yeh the cops are pretty dum lol
@ GTA staff : are u actually someone working for Rockstar spilling infomation or are u just sum pathetic kid hoo thinks it'll be funny to make stuff up but say u work at rockstar? (sent by .:Mouldy Punk:.)

I will not give out that information, but I will give you my age. I am 25 years old.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

hmmm....so what other "info" have u got?

[gtaStaff]

GTASA will be the best out of all. We have gone to San Andreas to take pictures and map most of the town into the game. We will put 70's music into this game. We will NOT give out any more information.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

....When can we expect more info....mayb sum official screens?

[gtaStaff]

We are still working on the game, when we finish are games we give out screens. Wait untill we get a bit closer to October. If you want to talk to a worker at rockstar and ask him questions. Visit http://gtastaff629.proboards22.com/

[DOLLARD]

When R* officially confirms it not this creep.I don't trust a word he's saying!

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

Exactly. I meen dont get me rong he could actualy work 4 R* but i still dont believe him

This guy is definatly a foney

This is his website http://www.perued.net/web/05johnsc/ i found it on yahoo from the email addy i got from his "R* forum where u can ask him ?'s" so he is a complete BSer

[DOLLARD]

The only way I'd beleave him is to see an official screenshot of GTA SA signed by Rockstar,of course that aint ever gonna happen!

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

Originally posted by .:Mouldy Punk:.
This guy is definatly a foney

This is his website http://www.perued.net/web/05johnsc/ i found it on yahoo from the email addy i got from his "R* forum where u can ask him ?'s" so he is a complete BSer

Busted!

[DOLLARD]

Told ya.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

got any thing to say 2 that "GTA Staff"?

[gtaStaff]

That's my sons site. He uses my E-mail for his sites.

[Kodo]

Guys want to see something funny? This is a PM I was sent by gtaStaff:
I know the most about San Andreas such as first mission, buildings, cars, ECT, ECT. PM me back please if i can join the staff on this site.

Hahaha. He's going to be banned.

[gtaStaff]

Fine I dont work at R*:( Im sorry plz dont ban me I love the site. I wont do this again.:)

[Zero]

OMG...kids these days...think they can do anything...i say give him a week ban, just for being dumb. But thats it.

@ Kodo - that truly was funny...thank you!

[DOLLARD]

What's ect?etc?

[DOLLARD]

Hey guys,did you know the Titanic's captain's name was B.J.Smith?

The more you know...

[Piggus]

You should be able to do missions for BJ Smith in the the next game. You could do stuff like taking out rivle football players during a game or practice time. Just as he's about to score a TD, Bam!!! *Fumble*

[DOLLARD]

Not a bad idea!Finally a good use for stardum,and it better be an open stadium.

[cyrix]

ha ha good one andrewman.....kinda like reading rainbow...or sumtin

[gtaHombre939x]

Here is my my idea:

You become part of a local gang that is at war with another gang. A member of the opposing gang comes and kills the leader of your gang. Your job is to hunt him down. Well, he just so happens to be a dirt bike driver competing in a show. Your are above (supposedly a maintenance worker) holding a sniper rifle. Your job is to take him out before he ever begins the show. Afterwards, the whoaboutle stadium would go into chaos. you'll have to kill some securitys.then the opposing hears about you killing their man.so you and your gang will have a war.just kill them,now that would be cool!:D

[Ramboyf5]

I want a mission where you go after some prick and you must stuff him in your car trunk before anyone notices and dump him of a cliff or into a lake along with the car:D.

[gtaHombre939x]

that's pretty cool,but that's waste of a car,even if it's ugly.

[Ramboyf5]

Yeah but there are a thousand others just driving around:p.

[cyrix]

yeah there are missions where i've had to destroy my car trying to do the mission

[DOLLARD]

I'd like the missions in the next game to include some of the history that we have withnessed throughout the series!It should also have a fully interactive story line.Like you kill some char and he never appears again and in future missions outhe ppl comment about you killing him!

[cyrix]

you mean like accidentaly kill someone? like you accidentaly kill lance? or something?

[SomeDudeNamedSl]

I thought something would be cool like:

Opening mission for San Andreas:

A background story of you being the basic neck and backbone of the town's gangs, mafias, mobs, etc. (VIDEO)They all hold a banquet, as they serve you, and you get a nice drink and dinner, then you start to feel woozy. You faint and feel like you are being beaten to death the entire night. You wake up inside somewhere (some mobster's cellar,) badly wounded and drugged. The mob boss left you in there after thinking he killed you, but you somehow survived.(VIDEO) You have 30 - 50 health, and of course the effect of the drugs making the screen swinging around and such. (VIDEO)You barely can hear footsteps of the goons walking around upstairs. There is a door, with just barely any light coming out of it.(VIDEO) You walk up out of it and try to find your car. In your druggedness, you take the wrong one. (VIDEO)There are no keys in it, and you think to yourself, "Those corrupt bastards. They must've taken my keys." So you hotwire the car, and in the process the goons see you out the window.(VIDEO) You seek safety near a police station, where the goons dare not shoot. You hang around, and the rest of the mission is finding a safehouse. The safehouse you pick would affect your missions, because as your pay you would have to do errands and such.

Basically, that would make the game complex, and if you failed it, you could have 100 health, and it would get easier.

And there is my first mission. That would be great. At least I think.

[DOLLARD]

Not like that,but sth that already happened in previous games eg vice/liberty.

[Tommy]

Ok so i was on gta san andreas.com and i read that in gta3 on the last mission where you have to kill Catalina and you have to blow up the helicopter, said that there was a place where she could have escaped in a boat. So i think that Catalina should have escaped to Francis International and got on a plane to San Andreas and then 'fido' moves to san andreas to lay low and then he meets up with Catalina. But give 'Fido' a personality and a cool name like Tommy Pacino or something like that. :peace:

[DOLLARD]

That's fiction.I don't beleave it.

[cyrix]

me neither....i hope they bring back the two main characters and have them sorta maybe be a rivalry of some sort. that'd be interesting.

[DOLLARD]

Yeah,maybe the ability to choose whichever you want and one game you play as fido and other as tommy?

[Ramboyf5]

Too bad Sonny died, It would've been cool if "Keep your friends close" ended with Sonny escaping to the airport and you try and follow him. When you've arrived Sonny's already on the plane and Tommy get's so furious he starts raging out, and ends it with "I'm gonna get you
Sonnnyyy". So this is where Tommy Vercetti takes a trip to San Andreas where Sonny flew to:wink2:.

[DOLLARD]

That's good but he didn't even want him to come there in the 1st place,so why not just let the coward run?Anyway I guess it's best you kill him in the end.But Lance...He should have done that.

[Ramboyf5]

True. Yeah, I guess Sonny deserved it but I like him he's a cool character which other people may not think. About Lance, I wish he didn't backstab, him and Tommy made such good friends:(.

[Know Buddy]

hmmm... very interesting Ramboyf5.. But then wouldn't SA be set in the same time as VC, I mean in the 80's?

And I cant think of any interesting missions in that particular situation. Except that Tommy fights the whole Sonny Forreli "Army," kills Sonny and then what? Take over the city without any motive?

[Ramboyf5]

Tommy will come up on new enemies and rivals in San Andreas, maybe even someone from Vice City but who knows...

[gtaHombre939x]

Hey i think that's pretty cool,good thinking :D

[DOLLARD]

What happened to Ray from gta3?"see you in Miami!",what was up w/that he didn't show!

[albo]

I'd like to see a mission where you've to steal a tank... Not like the Cortez one, but one where you have to actually get your wanted level up until one comes, and then take it. Like in GTA2.

Also (not mission but anyway) I'd like to see Molotov Cocktails being easier to aim... I know they are supposed to be dangerous, but I'd like to see the ability to throw them over walls or fences without being too worried you're going to hit the wall and have it blow up in your face. Maybe just a pointer which shows where it's going to go after it leaves your hand.

[DOLLARD]

An approximate pointer saying that it will land from you about 20 yards and will get 20 feet high or thereabouts.

[gtaStaff]

My dad just bought a dig cam and the software to load the stuff I record onto the computer. I was just wondering, how do I make it HTML.(Software not on computer yet)

[DOLLARD]

Post new thread.Becides I don't know.

[cyrix]

yeah the one thing i missed in vice was being able to purchase moltov cocktails. that should be brought back. grenades are fun and all.....but the moltov cocktails were a blast

[DOLLARD]

They were useful in GTA2.

[Mad Max]

Yes, the are. (molotov coctials) but now you say it, whe havent heard anything from Ray in Vice City. Ray would be a cool figure to meet in San Andreas just like Azuka, i liked that girl.

[DOLLARD]

But San Andreas is on the other coast!He clearly said Miami,coudn't be a typo!

[The Reaper Banned]

Originally posted by cyrix
ha ha good one andrewman.....kinda like reading rainbow...or sumtin

I've been enjoying the missions on Vice City and they were fun... but don't take my word for it, try it! But seriously, SA should have missions similar to VC's but not too similar.

[Ramboyf5]

Yeah, in GTA3, some missions were similar to the ones in Vice City. In San Andreas, put LOTS of very hard missions like the hard ones in Vice City but not the same such as 'The Job', 'Driver', 'Death Row' and 'Keep your friends close...', etc.

[DOLLARD]

There should be a better "Bank Job".

[Ramboyf5]

What's wrong with 'The Job':confused:. I thought it was an awesome mission.

[DOLLARD]

It was but even better would be even more awsome!

[The Reaper Banned]

Yeah 'The Job' was short. After you do that mission, you can't go back to the second floor of the bank without getting 4 stars.

[cyrix]

yeah there wasn't much more they could have added to that mission. without making the gaming to complex.

[BrandonGK]

Here's a mission involving the aforementioned BJ Smith. How about a mission where BJ gets into trouble with the law (after an incident involving his wife) and needs to make a getaway and enlists your help. The getaway car of course being a white SUV.

[cyrix]

lol....funny stuff. i'd like to see some more protection/escort missions. sure there annoying as hell cuz the AI for the victim is retarded...but there still fun nonetheless.

[Ramboyf5]

I want more helicopter missions but not like "Brown Thunder", more like 'Phnom Penh 1986'.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

yeh you should be able to do missions in a heli like an air taxi....that would be good

[The Grudge]

i think there should be a nuclear power plant and that should tie into missions

[DOLLARD]

Aint no such thing as a heli-taxi!Besides,that would wreck the realism even further.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

Thats where ur wrong. You can hire a charter flight in heli's. you pay sum1 to fly you sumwhere. its usually only rich/famous people that do it though

[DOLLARD]

But doesn't happen often and R* would have probably made every grandma or bums to pick them,so than it would be stupid.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

lol yeh but u dnt see a maniac coming shootin missiles everyday do ya? lol

[DOLLARD]

That's just why it's Vice City lol.

[zipp0]

i would like evry mission :D
BUT I HATE TO COLECT PACKAGES!!! :violent: :violent: :violent:
if there will be... so its will be realy realy booooooooring.... coz evry GTA has packges and its starting to be booooooooooring.....
FUCK THE PACKEGES!:finger: :finger: :rude:

[|< SPiN >]

ya, i dont like the packages too much either

i wld like to see kids in the game too, but that cant happen because its another reason to get it banned

[keithrock]

id like a mission where you have to kill a certain cop that has your id and then throw him into a car and make the car jump a packer onto a boat and the boat will blow up so you have to jump out the car before you go up the packer.

[cyrix]

that's....interesting....and kids in the game? why so you can go massacre a bunch of em while there in school? wtf?

[DOLLARD]

I would like empty school busses(revenge hehe).But no seriously I wouldn't want to kill kids even in a game.

[Ramboyf5]

I doubt there will be kids in GTA: San Andreas. If there is, then when I'm playing it, it would be pretty hard to avoid killing children since they would be just like the peds that always get killed. Anyways, I kill anything in my way so I don't give a damn:evil:.

[|< SPiN >]

Originally posted by cyrix
that's....interesting....and kids in the game? why so you can go massacre a bunch of em while there in school? wtf?

nah, not for the massacre(for me anyways) just for realism, but no matter how hard u try U WILL KILL A KID, and thats what gets the people already wanting to ban it getting them 1 step closer

[DOLLARD]

But your mom will kill you when she sees what you're doing(for real).

[cyrix]

yeah.....alot of kids then definetely won't be able to get the game. i don't want kids in there. and i don't want gta to become to realistic. how many free roaming games have kids? hell even true crime didn't. it's not a "how cool would that be" or "this will make it more realistic" issue, it's a "how fucked up would you have to be to include children in a game where mayhem is the theme?"

[Ramboyf5]

Originally posted by andrewman
But your mom will kill you when she sees what you're doing(for real).
No way, my mom doesn't care what games I play.

[The Reaper Banned]

Yeah my mom doesn't care what I play. Now my social worker *whew*

[Darkon_X]

I agree, no children in the game, maybe dogs... hey, it's been done in many games now and my parents also don't care wut games I play or they just don't know wut kind of things are in there... hummm....

[The Reaper Banned]

I want there to be funny dialog.

[Ramboyf5]

Peds getting drunk can lead to some very funny dialogue if Tommy Vercetti walks by them or hits them. Atleast if there won't be funny dialogue, we know for sure that R* will put lots of dialogue in still.

[The Reaper Banned]

Anything will make me laugh nowadays.

[Darkon_X]

GTA series always have a great sense of humor... im sure SA won't be an exception

[cyrix]

glad to see me and you could agree on at least something darkon. instead of bickering.

[Darkon_X]

im cool now, sorry for been a bitch before, i was just really low those days

[The Reaper Banned]

You never know, SA might be the most funny thing you've seen.

[Darkon_X]

that's why im saying, SA won't be an exception

[The Reaper Banned]

SA shall be the most funny video game I've played. Otherwise I'll be disappointed.

[Tommy]

Funny Funny Funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[The Reaper Banned]

That's not funny but ok.

[Tommy]

sorry, just had to get that out.

[The Reaper Banned]

Oh, ok. Heh.

[otto]

I think we should have a mission where it is a TIMED driveing mission and there is an earthquake...... and you have to take a different route

[The Reaper Banned]

I think a mission to traffic drugs would be fun as bejesus.

[cyrix]

you kinda do that in a few missions. traffic drugs i mean. but a longer one would be cool. and maybe owning a drug factory and constantly having missions to do for it.

[Punch-Drunk-Punk]

You could have to beat somebody up and abduct them without them escaping or the cops knowing you have someone in the trunk of yuor car. :evil3:

[The Reaper Banned]

I want to be able to surrender to cops.

[cyrix]

what??? why on earth would you ever want to surrender? unless there was some kind of advantage, like you don't lose your weapons and cash. oh and your outfit. god i hated losing my clothes, especially when i would go through the trouble to get the cuban outfit again. cause we all know that's a little pain in the arse.

[The Reaper Banned]

I mean, you could find out the tactics of the cops if you get arrested and sneak around the station.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

You should be able to take a cop hostage...in the back of a van and the cops would do anything for you otherwise you'll kill the hostage. But if you kept the hostage too long then SWAT teams would be after you...but with tactics...like in the mission "The job" when the SWAT team came through the roof, there should be more stuf like that.

[The Reaper Banned]

Or disguise yourself as a SWAT member and go through vents and stuff.

[cyrix]

yeah i would actually like some more missions that would involve at least a little bit of stealth. not sam fisher stealth, but more sniping. i love sniping.

[The Reaper Banned]

Yeah GTA3 had one where you had to kill that one guy that was part of the Triads didn't it?

[Ramboyf5]

I think in that mission, you had to follow him and he was in a taxi. You also had to watch your distance or else he'd spot you and the mission would be failed. Eventually, you had to kill him because he was ratting Salvatore Leone out.

[The Reaper Banned]

Yeah but you have to find if he is a bad guy (or good guy) or not.
(666th post!!!)

[Ramboyf5]

I mentioned that, he was a bad guy which is why you had to kill him. More stealth missions would be okay but a lot more races would be nice.

[T A-C]

the one in gta 3 where you folowed the taxi he was an informent for the cartel not the triads and it really required some intresting stealth
and ya more races would be nice as wellas more stealth and even better gang wars:violent: :evil:

[cyrix]

i like the gang wars outside of the north mall. it's cops/PIGS/gangmembers running around killing each other. fun stuff.

[Ramboyf5]

I can never get bored of that, but my car always gets wrecked when I drive by there. Good missions could be working for the cops and acting as a law enforcer.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

Like the cop vigilante missions, except it should get cops on you by killing criminals...thats just dumb.

[BC Rich]

I think there should be easier ambulance missions. My ambulance tips over when I'm on the last ambulance mission.

[cyrix]

and more missions that reward you with special abilities, like pizza boy for health, vigilante for armor, ambulance for sprinting. maybe a few missions where you can earn a more powerful punch for when your fighting, or further jumping/higherjumping...etc...

[Rockstart Int.]

There going to have it so you can take sticks off of trees and hit people with them. And you will be able to pick up rocks and throw them .

They will also have animals wondering about . Ex. cats , dogs, rats , pidgeons , squirrels.

Take that nondiscloser agreement.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

hmmm....i spose you are one of those people who think they are from Rockstar don't you.

I think you should be able to climb fences and walls. But only small walls not like up the side of a house. so you can get away from cops easier

[Ramboyf5]

Yeah, he thinks he's from R* and can't even spell the name right.
"Rockstart Int."

[Rockstart Int.]

I never said i was rockstar did i ?? nope. just a thought i had for the game yall. but its ok. :evil:

[BC Rich]

Yeah. Well anywho, I think a good mission would be one where you have to be a cop and you actually go inside the police station and get a job and a cutscene.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

@ rockstart int : alright...u just sounded "definate"

Yeah that would be good.And when you do vigilante missions you shouldn't get cops on you for killing criminals.

[BC Rich]

I also think there should be a mission where you have to go into a high speed chase.

[Rockstart Int.]

but when you do the vigalante missions the stars go away when you finish the mission. Whut do you want them to do just give a fucking gun and say ok for 3 min the cops wont come and you can kill anyone. Thats not challenging. But anyway you should get different types of tanks if anyone hasnt already said that tho.

[Ice FuRy]

well for the pc u can download new tanks like the T-80. But unfortuneitly not for Ps2.

[BC Rich]

Is the T-80 fast?

[Rockstart Int.]

hopefully they will use the 40 gb hdd for the ps2 too that way you can upload and stuff like that from r*.com and get new stuff and they can make updates for the game and shit like that.

[BC Rich]

There's a thread about that somewhere. I said it should be optional to use it or not.

[Ice FuRy]

Well the T-80 is alittle faster but not much, but it looks much better, and looks more like a real tank.

[Ramboyf5]

But is it as powerful as the Tank in Vice City, because if it isn't then that's a complete BS waste of a mod.

[Ice FuRy]

Yes it is as strong as the rhino

[Ramboyf5]

Well, then it must be pretty useful. Anyways, more missions that concern robbery is what I'm very looking forward to.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

Yeah, like the mission "the job"

[Ice FuRy]

I think if there are more robbery jobs that they should be harder or more complex with your own gang not some people your lawyer tells you about.

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

yeah. You should make allies with another gang, to rob a bank, while your doing it the gang backstabs you and run away with all the money...in the next mission then you should be able to go and take out that gang....all of that gang, with all of your gang, and have HUGE gang war

[Ice FuRy]

that would be kool

[BC Rich]

Gang wars. I recall a gang war in GTA3 between the Triads and the Mafia. But I want a mission where you have to kill a guy in a cast like in GTA3.

[Ramboyf5]

That mission was damn funny, his cast was bullet-proof and the only to kill him was to run him over and he couldn't even move, more of those type of missions would be pretty cool.

[BC Rich]

I liked it when people just ran his body over while it was laying there after the mission.

[Ramboyf5]

I swear, that's so funny, I didn't even beat the mission, the peds running him over did, lmao:D.

[cyrix]

more missions that involve speed, like you have to pick up something, drop it off, get something else, drop it off, etc..etc... all in a time limit.

[Ice FuRy]

i hate to be rushed im a very lay back person.

[Clark.M]

A cool mission would be one called somthing like "The Breakin" and you would have to work out your own plan to get into somones house (wether it be the drainpipe or window) you have to make sure noone sees you and you can choose what to rob by walking towards a laptop or somthing and pressing square.It could get you money depending on what you stole if you take it to and cash converters or sumthin(If it were a side-mission that is).

[SoLeNo!d]

Originally posted by gtaHombre939x
Here is my my idea:

You become part of a local gang that is at war with another gang. A member of the opposing gang comes and kills the leader of your gang. Your job is to hunt him down. Well, he just so happens to be a dirt bike driver competing in a show. Your are above (supposedly a maintenance worker) holding a sniper rifle. Your job is to take him out before he ever begins the show. Afterwards, the whoaboutle stadium would go into chaos. you'll have to kill some securitys.then the opposing hears about you killing their man.so you and your gang will have a war.just kill them,now that would be cool!:D

Whoa...!!!i've read everythin of this topic...very cool ideas
this i've liked, but my idea is:
after u kill this guy (stealthly), u put his clothes n have to make the bike show, n for the ppl in the stadium everithin must to be ok
later, u runaway from the stadium, finish the mission, n the "dirtbike driver outfit" become avaliable anywhere

n other mission:
like in the GTA2, u have to steal a car, but is a police trap, n after u become busted.
u're without any weapon
in the prision, u make some friends, n then, in the refeitory, u n ur friends make some confusion, n after u all waste the guards, u take some car/boat/plane n runaway.
n the "prision outit", tha orange suit, become avaliable
sorry by the poor english, i'm brazilian

[Ice FuRy]

Some good ideas, reall your are brazilian so how long have you known how to speak english?

[BC Rich]

A mission where you know a different language and you interpret and negotiate.

[Ice FuRy]

That would be fun maybe with a raging physco

[SoLeNo!d]

Originally posted by Ice FuRy
Some good ideas, reall your are brazilian so how long have you known how to speak english?

Playin games!!
u can learn more playin than goin to school...
lol, i've learned all my english in games...like final fantasy, resident evil n other games that are fully of dialogues...

[Ice FuRy]

Wow impressive, the only other language i speak is spanish...

[BC Rich]

A mission where you have to escape from jail would be cool.

[Ice FuRy]

Yea it would certianly put a kool perspective on it since they havent done a mission like it yet.

[BC Rich]

A mission where you steal as many cars as you can like in Gone in 60 Seconds would be cool.

[Jason2121]

In San Andreas they should make it be kinda like the sims and have a bunch of hotels and building that you can sleep in and eat and drink booz!! that would be really cool. and the next one should be Las Vegas. would that be really awesome? have all the casinos and stuff and have real hookers??? hellllss ya!!

[cyrix]

i wanna be able to take missions from random peds, like a cursor is over there head, and they want you to go steal them a car, or buy them drugs, or kill someone....it would give the game such a high replay value it's insane

[Ramboyf5]

Yeah, doing tasks for random peds would be cool. I'd like a mission where YOU must kidnap someone that is important to the city and hold him hostage until things start to get out of hand and that's where the serious stuff starts:violent:.

[Ice FuRy]

I really hope there is a real mayor in the next one like once in awhile you see him driving around in his limo with some body guards...fun fun and maybe hold his hostage..?

[Ramboyf5]

Yeah, that would be real cool, very important people just cruising by and being able to hold them hostage:evil:.

[cyrix]

and then take him to a huge cliff with the FBI around and helicopters circling you, then you throw him off the edge........pure evil

[Ice FuRy]

Yea instead of having the cops just shoot you at first sight you could have it like a real life situation maybe negoations.

[BC Rich]

I think there should be a mission where you play as an army dude.

[Ramboyf5]

That would be some heavy stuff and maybe if you have a mission like that, you can steal a certain peice of important merchandise from them while undercover and they'll find out so that's when you probably have to escape and deliver the "stuff" to whoever the mission concerns.

[qazwsx]

how about a mission where you and a partner sneak in a gangs hideout kill the gangs steal some money then get out of there with two cop stars. armegeddon_1pagead_photo

[Ramboyf5]

Well, if you're going to steal A LOT of money, I think it'll probably go up to 4 stars.

[qazwsx]

true

[Ice FuRy]

Maybe a mission with the president or mayor would be nice maybe kill them to take over the town or guard them...either way it would be fun

[BC Rich]

There needs to be a mission where you meet Mr. Black in person.

[Jaymioz]

Yea i think that the actual Grand Theft Auto mission is a really good idea, but i think that they should be like special cars, one's that have been done up (e.g. with NOS) which you normally can't get or some thing

[BC Rich]

I think a mission similar to No Escape would be cool. Except you chase the cops and you get the guy out.

[Jaymioz]

I know that this isn't really the place to ask this, so i am sorry, but how do you get text above your avatar (e.g. gangster1929 says : "That guitar below this infoline looks cool, huh?") please help me, sorry but i am a n00b to the forums

[Carz]

What the hell is that thing dancin' around?

[Jaymioz]

I guess you've never seen 'Invader Zim' (it's a cool-ass cartoon on Nick) see that in my display pic thats the robot in it, and the dancin' thing is that robot but in a "dog costume"! :D you should search somert like google pic's and look it's really crazy, lol.

[Carz]

Hmmm, that's ok.

[BC Rich]

Well the answer to your question is:
Go to Edit Details, then go to Edit Profile, there should be a textbar that says infoline under it.

[Ramboyf5]

Cop chases are awesome, I want more of those in SA which might be invloved in certain missions.

[Jaymioz]

Yeah, like one's where you have to steal cars, and have to go a certain route around the island's to aviod something like a swat team, but still have cops chasing you, i think mission's like that are cool.

[Carz]

Humans were not around at the start of the Earth.:wtf:

[Jaymioz]

Oh i see we have a pessimistic person here, how'd you know that carfanatic88, huh? where you there at the start of the earth? i think not, i an't saying that i believe in God or any of that, just that you don't actually know what happend, but robot's now there a whole different story! ;)

[Carz]

Can you proove if we were around at the start of the Earth? No, you can't. Case CLOSED!!! LOL

[Jaymioz]

Yes so no one know's any thing, its was just a saying/quote, :P, and just how'd you know that you are 'the ultimate car fanatic' you don't but you still say it / assume it, so just accept it :D now stop arguing, this has nothing to do with missions, lol.

Peace Out!

[Carz]

Find someone better:violent:

[Jaymioz]

what?

[Carz]

What were the three Boss Mustangs?

[Jaymioz]

Oh i guess that your trying to show that your 'the ultimate car fanatic'? just leave it and stop arguing, its so point less it has nothing to do with SA - missions, so just leave my theory's as they are.

[Carz]

The Boss 302, 351, and 429. Who knows? They might put more muscle cars in SA because the Sabre and Sabre Turbo were not enough.

[Jaymioz]

'They might muscle cars in SA ' what do you mean by that? if they add any mustang i hope it's some thing like the "Ford Mustang 2005 convertible" that car looks so cool! :D

[Carz]

They will never add REAL cars.

[Jaymioz]

yeah i know that but they do make some look-a-likes tho :D

[Carz]

They need a lot more cars, PERIOD!:Peace:

[Jaymioz]

Yeah i really hope that from the sounds that it's meant to be 4 - 6 times bigger than Vice City that they put in 4 - 6 times as many cars! ;) now that would be cool!

[Carz]

Instead of 5-6 of the same cars appearing at once, there will 10-12.

[Jaymioz]

fool i meant 4 - 6 more different cars so it would be 10 -12 cars appearing at once that most are different

[Carz]

Instead of four Banshees at one time, there will be 8 or 9 within view.

[Fat Lenny]

yea thats needed

[BC Rich]

There should be a mission where you burglurize a big time boss's home.

[Carz]

I bet it wouldn't be an easy one w/o cheats...

[BC Rich]

That's why I want there to be a mission like that. Challenging.

[Carz]

Not too challenging! ;)

[BC Rich]

Yes challenging.
I also want there to be a mission where you have to go inside a really tall building and get to the top to kill a guy.

[Carz]

Fun, not frustrating. I see what you mean.

[BC Rich]

Fun missions. Not too frustrating but just a bit.
But I still think there should be paperboy missions seeing as now we all know there's gonna be bicycles.

[Carz]

As long as there is drugs hidden the paper! Hell yea! :evil:

[BC Rich]

Yeah. It would be like the mission Distribution. Except with newspapers of course.

[Carz]

Makes since to me!

[BC Rich]

I also think there should be mini game missions.

[Fat Lenny]

yea mini games are fun
maybe have some bike races or something :P

[Soldier]

Maybe a mission where you have to break in to a building and steal something. Then security gets alerted to you and you have a huge gun fight on the top of a skyscrapper. WATCH YOUR STEP!

[Fat Lenny]

that would be awesome...
im gonna try and jump over to the next building ...
do u think ill make it? hehehhe

[Soldier]

Only if you are Superman. Here, have a umbrella so you wont fall as fast.

[BC Rich]

Yeah, that's the mission I was talking about earlier.
I think there should be a mission where you break into a bank when it's closed and you steal money. Then the alarm goes off. You can stay and fight oncoming cops or you can run and return to your hideout.

[Soldier]

Maybe one where you need to break in a crime Don's house and kill him in his sleep.

[BC Rich]

I had an idea where you break into a mob bosses house and steal his money. I posted it earlier.

[Carz]

Thx to all who invited me into the chat! :D

[BC Rich]

You posted this again? Dude. You're seriously spamming.
ON TOPIC: I want there to be a mission where you have a silencer and you kill a guy subtly.

[dariuskinas]

lopai jus

[Ramboyf5]

Sorry, I misunderstood what you said dariuskinas.

[Carz]

Just trying to thank some people for giving me the chace. There needs to be a mission (several more) where you take out a big player in town, such as Rub Out.

[|< SPiN >]

Originally posted by Soldier
Only if you are Superman. Here, have a umbrella so you wont fall as fast.
With my luck my hands would probably slip :(

[BC Rich]

I want a mission where you have a guy coming for you like what Sonny did. Basically a mission similar to 'Keep Your Friends Close...'

[Ramboyf5]

Man, we need a higher number of hard missions like "The Job". I want to see about 35-60 extremely hard missions in GTA: San Andreas.

[Firestorm]

I loved The Job, and the three Cuban missions, Cannon Fodder, Naval Engagement and Trojan Voodoo because I liked the fact that you had to go in, kill everybody you see, aquire something and get the hell out!
In The Job it was the bank money, in Cannon Fodder it was the van, in Naval Engagement it was the packages and in Trojan Voodoo you had to plant the bombs. Great stuff. Hope there are more missions like that.

[sHUt]

yeah more interesting and harder missions and less gay missions like following some guy around then going back and shit

[Ramboyf5]

Rampages that include doing drive-bys were awesome fun. I actually just got a fast car and ran them all over without having the numbers of gang members that I killed decrease:D.

[BC Rich]

Yeah. There should be rampages where you kill as many gang members as you can.

[Carz]

That's what rampages are.

[BC Rich]

No. Rampages are missions where you have to kill the given amount of gang members.

[Carz]

Forgot, lol. More missions like Cap the Currier are a must

[BC Rich]

I want a mission where you have to catch people cheating at the games in the casino.

[Carz]

Cheating in casino? Save it for GTA IV. ;)

[BC Rich]

SA is like GTA IV. In fact, it's like V.
ON TOPIC: I also want a mission where you kill a big mob boss with a silencer but you get caught and you have to kill all his goons then go after him.

[Carz]

It's not GTA IV or V because R* did not register them as those titles. E-mail R* and see. I would also like to another mission like Grand Theft Aero on GTA III. Loose Ends, Connon Fodder, Naval Engagement, and Check Out at the Check In type missions should also be used. :D

[BC Rich]

More assassination missions. And I hope we'll be able to see Mr. Black.

[Carz]

No one meets Mr.Black. :)

[BC Rich]

Maybe we'll get to in SA.
I want a mission where we have to kill someone like a mayor.

[Fat Lenny]

assaination mission??
maybe not the mayor... but how about a gang leader

[Ramboyf5]

Gang leader assassinations are getting a bit old, we had those in GTA 3 and Vice City. Killing the mayor would certainly be fun, just snipe his ass and have the whole city go nuts because of his murder.

[Fat Lenny]

yea might be getting old but it will probably be in this game.

[a10]

the missions i would choose would be to have u be an leader of a gang
& u go 2 you're Salavatore's men house and they give u and option whether u want to go in or not u choose yeah so they go whassup then u have a war with the mafia versus you're gang. then Tommy Vecetti shows up shootin with his people. so tommy's people go
and kill The mafia first then they come after u he kills you're Salavatore's men but not u. u get mad but Salavatore(GTA3) pulls up to you're rescue &
kills vercetti's men & vercetti escapes then the cops are on u and salvatore but if u and salavatore die or get busted. They will take u to the police station u make one phone call 2 you're friends they say there
gonna bust u and Salvatore out but Salvatore was on a different floor
so ya'll gotta kill security 4 the keys & find out which floor he's on
get him and get out.


Hope u guys like the idea

[a10]

i'd like that idea of killing the mayor but then we the new mayor comes
have you're friends kill him

Then the town would really be freaked out

[princein]

A mission where you get sent to an Island prision, a prision in San Ferrara like Alchatraz, and you have to do a set of missions before escaping! You know like you have to kill the prision guards like in GTA 2

[GhettoGepedo]

that mayor mission mite happin because if u kill him the city will riot, btw i thot they mentioned something about riots in the game b4

[vince]

they said its going to be more inside missions like splinter cell or hitman.but u will be able to go in every house ..............the framerate is going to suck unless they let u put it on the hdd

[Daniel White]

I think it'll be cool to do a meeting with all the higher powers like in GTA3

[F Jesus]

Have a mission where you have to bomb the police department. Afterward, you'd have a full wanted level and the Pay N Spray would be very far away. That'd be cool.

[lez99]

Just like one of the very first missions in the original GTA, drive a truck of explosives under the station and blow it apart. Sounds good.

[misguidedangel]

Originally posted by lez99
Just like one of the very first missions in the original GTA, drive a truck of explosives under the station and blow it apart. Sounds good.

Sounds like terrorism ta me. But hey, if it sells.

A mission id like to see, is you through the story you help out an up coming DJ, then you gotta save him from getting shot in his record studio. (Jam Master Jay)

Id really hate it if they make escort missions in this one. "you left *name* behind, go back and get him."

Pimping seems like a good idea to, i mean its set in the ghetto.

[BrandonGK]

Here's a couple of ideas, if you post on the GTA Forums than you've might have seen them before.

Rap Wars: The West Coast Strikes Back: You learn that your friend, a west coast rapper has been murdered in a drive by in Las Venturra. You learn that the mastermind of this murder is a rival east coast rapper from Liberty City, not only that but the rapper is going to be in Los Santos for a party. Your mission is to get to the party, wait until the rapper comes out and take the punk down anyway you see fit.

True Crime, Indeed: You learn that a tough Los Santos cop named Nick Kang is targeting you and your gang, so you take it upon yourself to rub him out. You can always do it the old fashion way, which is to find the cop and fill him full of lead. Or you can take the new fighting system out for a spin and battle the cop to the death. Either way it's up to you to show Kang what "true crime" really is.

CSI: Las Venturra: One of your associates tells you that Las Venturra crime scene investigators are sniffing through the scene of their lastest murder. You go to the crime scene and kill the CSIs already there, however evidence from the scene has already been placed in a van heading to police headquarters. It's up to you stop the van from reaching it's destination or else your associate goes to jail.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

hahaha i like that true crime one. thats great, i wonder if they are going to make it where u can lock on with like L1 and do different hand-to-hand combat moves and different shit like that. that would be killer if you could learn different attacks and stuff. i hope they incorporate some new sort of fighting system in the game as well. i read something in that GI article about it but i forget what it said exactly.....

[Jaymioz]

Yea a new fighting system would be ace, but I would think it would be better if they improved the way that he jumps, and during one of the early missions you get the ability to swim!

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah im sure there going to make a new fighting system like that becuz in the 'synopsis' of the GI preview, i read that your going to be able to learn to do sumthing new every mission. so like you could learn a different attack, swim, rob a house, maybe ride a bike?? hahaha just for laughs i guess on that last one....

[Carz]

You CAN ride a bike on SA.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

i know but i am saying u hafta LEARN how to ride it in a ceartain mission or sumthing....

[Carz]

Probably but I don't know.

[Jaymioz]

Sorry for this but I just noticed some thing; 'Carfanatic' loves to argue against the smallest meaning-less points that any one comes up with, please there is no need, just accept it, and please don't argue against this 'Carfanatic'.

[PINK]

IT WOULD BE SICK TO HAVE A MISSION LIKE ON THA MOVIE THA WARRIORS WHERE U HAVE TO GO TO A BIG METTING IN SUMPLACE AND UR WITH NINE OF UR GANG MEMBERS AND EVERY GANG IN THA WHOLE GAME OR CITY WILL BE THERE.UR ALSO NOT ALLOWED TO BRING ANY WEAPONS AND WHEN THA BIGGEST GANG LEADER IN THAT CITY TALKS ABOUT ALL THA GANGS IN THA CITY TAKING OVER THA CITY, A GREEDY MEMBER FROM ANOTHER GANG SHOOTS HIM AND THEN BLAMES UR GANG.SO THEN U HAVE TO MAKE IT ALL THA WAY ACROSS THA CITY W/ NINE OF UR GANG MEMBERS TRYIN TO MAKE IT BACK TO UR TURF AND ON THA WAY U HAVE TO GET IN ALL THESE FIGHTS W/ OTHER GANGS,BUT U COULD U LIKE THINGS ON THA FLOOR AND THINGS AROUND U LIKE GLASS BOTTLES AND LEAD PIPES ECT. U WOULD NO WHAT I MEAN IF U EVER SEEN THA BEST GANG MOVIE IN THA WORLD MADE IN 1979 CALLED THA WARRIORS.THAT I THINK WOULD BE A TIGHT ASS MISSION!:violent:

[Carz]

Sorry man, it's the way I am. I'm the type which will argue until I get things my way. Please. Me and you need not to be enemies. BTW I won't accept anything until I know it's right. You can't prove crap about the missions on GTA so forget about it. That what this thread is about, right? Missions for SA or any future GTA? Now that that's cleared up, please move on...

[Jaymioz]

Fair do's mate, good speach and i guess your right ;) so just keep on rocking dude! :D
Peace out :Peace:

[Carz]

How'd you perform that trick on your sig? It's whack!!

[Jaymioz]

Why thank you, I didn't think that it was good really lol, I spent like an hour driving around GTA when I came to these steps and just saw a cab driving past, so I decided to nick it and place it at the top of the steps, then got on a PCJ drove at it pulled a wheelie about ¼ from the ground turned to the left a little then i guess the rest was just pure luck and placement. : D

[PINK]

WOW...............THATS PREETY TIGHT BUT IVE DONE SUM SICK TRICKS TOO JUST NOT ON MY PC VERSION BCUZ MY PC VERSION ALWAYS SAYS TO PUT THA RIGHT DISK IN OR SUM SUM AND I DO AND IT STILL SAYS IT THEN I TRY ALL OF THA CDS AND STILL DOESNT WORK BUT IM GOOD ON THA PS2 VERSION.LOL

[bbcbulldogs24]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative3.jpg

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

wtf?? was that neccesary?

ON TOPIC: if there was a sort of new fighting system, how would u want it to work?

[Jaymioz]

Ha, very amusing picture, but is not needed, i clearly understand what PINK was saying, and i'm guessing that he is using a pirated copy of the game, if so and you need help just pm (private message) me.
And i find your sig very racisit i request that you remove it or i will request that you are banned!

[bbcbulldogs24]

It's part of a song.

[Jaymioz]

So that makes it not a racial comment then?

[Carz]

It seems he doesn't want to change his sig. He might get a warning soon. I could get an Admin to change it but, I'm sure they have already seen it.

[bbcbulldogs24]

Fine i'll give the baby his bottle ill take it out.

[Carz]

Just tellin' ya. It's offensive.

[Jaymioz]

This threads starting to die out, hasn't any one got any mission ideas at all; i was thinking that they should do some thing like multi-mission where by you have to steal an important car, then run from the cops deliver it then take some one out that reported you to the cops.

[mr.bricktop]

For the last mission u and loads of your men should invade another gangs territory with thousands of gang members.

[lez99]

Multi-stage missions are good I agree, like the bank job for the Malibu club in VC. I'd like to see more like this in SA.

[Ramboyf5]

I want a mission where you must plant a bomb(C4, TNT, Dynamite, etc) in a Casino and mess everything up. Then maybe ther'd be money everywhere so you can just run around snatching all of it. This can be a good way to make or should I say 'get' money.

[Vice Master]

Originally posted by Carz
Sorry man, it's the way I am. I'm the type which will argue until I get things my way. Please. Me and you need not to be enemies. BTW I won't accept anything until I know it's right. You can't prove crap about the missions on GTA so forget about it. That what this thread is about, right? Missions for SA or any future GTA? Now that that's cleared up, please move on...

So, that's why carl and darkon are gone?

[Acid X]

I'd like to see the main character meet beat the crap out of the main character of the driver series. THat'd be hilarious.

[Carz]

Originally posted by Vice Master
So, that's why carl and darkon are gone?

Read the Longest Thread.

[mr.bricktop]

A mission were u and the orange grove familys team up with another gang, and completly destroy another gang

[Vice Master]

Originally posted by Carz
Read the Longest Thread.


Ahahahaha...right. I've read everything. YOU made cyrix leave.

[BC Rich]

A mission where you stop traffic and steal a certain car would be cool.

[Jaymioz]

I agree with Acid X 'cos driver series are really naff compares to GTA they dont stand a chance, i'd love to see a mission where u kick his ass!

[Hoover]

i would like to see a mission where you and 4-5 other guys try to rob a something (bank jewlrey store, etc.) when you leave the cops are allready there all hellbreaks loose men are killed or wounded you escape to a rendevous and suspect one of the men to be a police informant and the sstory unfolds over several missions

[BC Rich]

A mission where you have to kill a whole gang and claim their territory.

[free2play]

Oh yea that mission is awesome

[BC Rich]

Yeah, it would be like king of the hill.

[T A-C]

ya but do you mean alone or with reenforcements

[BC Rich]

I would say with a recruited gang.

[T A-C]

ya cause alone that would be a bitch

[BC Rich]

What? It would be a possibilty I'm saying. Like being able to recruit a gang or go alone.
But anywho, I would like to actually use 8Ball's Bomb Shop for a mission again.

[ChevyBoco]

Originally posted by o_positive
i hated that mission.. i would always pull into the chop shop to fix my car, and then scratch it juuuuust a little pulling out

I loved on that mission driving every car just perfect so I wouldn't have to go to pay and spray

[BC Rich]

What mission are you talking about?
I want more stadium missions.

[Tommy]

me too but bike stunting

[Ramboyf5]

Yeah, like the "PCJ Playground" mission was awesome but only if it were longer than that. Maybe, future Bike missions can go through from one city to the other, that would be long crazy fun.

[Jaymioz]

Well on the subject of bike stunting (sorry for going off the SA topic) but I have just finished my second bike stunt in LC, it took me 2 hours to create into a .gif because as you leave the ramp it goes in to slow-motion and I have to edit/delete most of the frames to make it smaller. And thought i have to show it off some where ;)
http://www.xioserv.com/Image/jaymioz.Stunt2.gif
I did manage to get a 1440 spin! :D

[Ramboyf5]

Wow, that looks cool. Nice stunt Jaymioz.

[BC Rich]

Aww, I missed it. The frame shows a red X now.
Anywho, I want a mission where you use a car bomb to kill a big group of people. I was surprised that there was a bomb shop in VC but there was no need for it in missions.

[jedi king]

id like a mission where the shark from vc returns and u have to kill it before it eats the toxic waste(im a si-fi geek ^_^)

[cjsanandreas]

I was thinking of a mission where you ride the submarine to the fictional alcatraz island to break someone out that would be sick. I would like to see a mission where you have to fish out on a boat, but watch out for the sharks who come up and attack you. lol whatever you catch you can turn into one of the restaurants and they give you money, since eating food is going to be very important in this game.

[BC Rich]

I want more boat missions. Or even a boat race.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

i didnt really like the boat missions in Vice, they really bored me. it reeeeally sux when u lose a boat and u cant swim....... ooo well maybe it will be better in SA since u CAN swim........ cant wait for that.

[cjsanandreas]

yeah i hated the boat missions damn races i wanna see a lot of Casino action

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

hahaha yeah... the casino is going to kik sum arse. i wanna have a huge shootout in the casino. wow *dreams*

[cjsanandreas]

I wanna buy casinos and build them from dirt all over las venturra. then make 50 billion dollars from all the gamblers giving me their money. haha sounds like donald trump. There should be a mission where you pick up a bunch of hookers and take them to a casino to party and get drunk. lol

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah and get dirrty all night long.........hahaha. man money better come in good whenever i own that casino....

[Ducati]

With the mountains in it i hope there is a mission where you ride your bike to a house and go in the house, kidnap someone in the middle of the night with your crew, put their sorry ass in the trunk, drive to the mountains and park at a edge of the mountain, a cutscene pops out and you see him pull the guy out of the trunk, place him near the edge. And you get your shotgun out and blow him off the mountain.:mad2:

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

damn thats so evil its awesome!!! great idea, i think ill do that regardless if theres a mission for it or not. hahaha ill do it to an unsuspecting hooker...

[cjsanandreas]

think of how big the mountain is.... the article says it takes a minute just to fly up the mountain.. and it takes a lot longer on a bicycle...

[Evan]

I would like to see lots more missions such as the "Phone Missions" on Vice City. They are fun. Im sure that R* will place a good variety of missions into San Andreas.

[cjsanandreas]

yeah the assasination missions are cool. uh i think i spelled that wrong oh well.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah they should bring those back as well. i want to see more slaughtering in the game. the meelee weapons were puss in vice, i think u should be able to attack people like in manhunt, not only from behind, but from in front as well. that would make the missions more diverse becuz u could go in using stealth(now that u can hide in shadows), or u can go in gunz-a-blazing. that would be an awesome 'new' feature to gta.

[BC Rich]

I want missions from the casino. Like some guy and his henchmen are robbing your casino then you step in and have a big shootout.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah taht would be sic. i wanna be able to rob a casino. like a big heist, similar to the bank robbery in vice.

[cjsanandreas]

those corrupt cops will probably invade the casino and start a big shootout, then you kill them, and start making money in the casino.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

im sure u hafta kill the owner of the casino before u take it over.

[BC Rich]

like a big heist, similar to the bank robbery in vice.
Yeah it would be cool because there's a rival casino and you gather people to rob them and make them go bankrupt. It would be like the job except harder and longer.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

hell yeah and more in depth inside the casino. like more areas to see. im sure the casino will be fully designed on the inside.

[cjsanandreas]

the casino should have a fully operational bar in it so we can get drunk with phil cassidy.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

hhahahahah yeah, i hope they have those awesome physics from that one mission with him. i loved that. it would be tottally different walking around. yeah that would be great.

[SAHelis]

i am a newbie but oh well i wish there was a mission called taking care of busines and you are in a helicopter and you have to kill a bunch of guys on the roof that have taken over your casino and the only way in is though the heliport than you storm in and kill everybody

[cjsanandreas]

if you stay out in the las vegas heat too long CJ will get dehydrated.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

i doubt that. that would suck if he loses health from that. maybe stamina will go down, but not health. that would kool if some where out in the middle of the desert, theres an oasis. or he can start halucinating and just seein shit. hahahaha. that would be funny.

[cjsanandreas]

well i know how it feels in the desert to get dehydrated it sucks. sahelis was talking about a mission that sounds like a mission in vice city with tommy and lance killing the gangsters at their mansions on prawn island.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah i hope u take over a casino like that. it sounds kool.

[cjsanandreas]

since they said we can rob houses and stuff, i think it would be cool if we could burn down buildings in rival gang territory. its all part of the cj criminal empire!

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

i dont know how that would work, would they just rebuild it or sumthing?

[cjsanandreas]

yeah you could watch it slowly rebuild and then you burn it down again lol. Also since they said there will be forest, and there are so many wildfires in california, you should be able to start wildfires burn down the forest. lol

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

hahaha yeah. they should have tvs and shit to where u can see the news and theyll report on what kinda stuff happend throughout the day, like fires and explosions, shootouts, and other crap like that.

[cjsanandreas]

yeah just like the VCN in vice city reporting the news. it would be cool to see lots of firefighters battling the blazes

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

hahaha yeah they should actually make them get out of the truck and use hoses to put out that stuff.

[cjsanandreas]

or you could go camping in the forest and mountains. and if you leave food out during the night bears and racoons will come and eat all your food lol

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

hahahah i think they are going to wiat for animals until the next GTA, though.

[cjsanandreas]

it would be perfect for the san andreas wilderness

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah but it would go overboard, and would be to much contraversy(spelling) for Rock*. im sure they've had enough of that.

[cjsanandreas]

what would the controversy be? going hunting and shooting deer and racoons, bears, squirrels with a sniper rifle lol then cook em up and eat CJ has to eat

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

ya i guess, but dogs, who kills dogs..... cmon

[cjsanandreas]

lol maybe dogs in the los santos neighborhoods

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

i wouldnt kill em, i love dogs!

[cjsanandreas]

i didnt say kill dogs, just maybe they will be in the game.

[SAHelis]

woof woof have guard dogs in backyards that would be cool

[cjsanandreas]

thats what i was thinking cause they said robbing house will be really difficult probably cause of guard dogs chewing off your legs lol

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

i dont wanna see pizza boy again. if i have to take orders from that guy one more time i will blow his head off.

[cjsanandreas]

LOL hahahaha that was funny. well look at that new screenshot... well stacked pizza returns from VC... you know what that means.... bang goodbye head LOL

[Ducati]

You can blow his head off, I did. You know that haitan that works in Well Stacked in lil haiti? Thats him.

[cjsanandreas]

lol damn haitians always hated them so annoying

[Ducati]

I bet somehow you work for them in SA.

[cjsanandreas]

work for the haitians? oh heck no i hope not

[Ducati]

Well you'll probably get to chose since this game is going to be crazy!

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

i dont like the hatians. they pissed me off. hahahaha i wanna do work for the damn mafia. they kik arse.

[cjsanandreas]

i would work for the mafia or the cubans, but heck no to the haitians

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

naw the cubans are more miami than LA. remeber, they migrated.

[cjsanandreas]

lol the cubans are funny as heck

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

im the official teta inspector. hahaha yeah they are funny.

think of the shit the crazed hicks are going to say.

[cjsanandreas]

hahaha crazed country folk "dont you be comin round here young man or i be shootin yo big fat head off, now scram!"

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah so like i wonder what kinda missions well get from the country folks.

[cjsanandreas]

go milk the cows for me and i'll give you some food CJ

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

thats gay. maybe shoot the diseased cows, u win 100 bux. hahahaha

[cjsanandreas]

race around on a horse and if you complete the courses you get 200 bucks

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

a horse? that would be different. i hope they have a lot of new vehicles. for land air, and countryside. they did good with the quad in the countryside

[cjsanandreas]

yeah i wanna see that quad in action.. i think horses would be great for the countryside... another form of transportation

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah, i hope u can take the quad into the city, just to f!@# around with. i would be doin jumps and shit with it hahahaha

[cjsanandreas]

ride the horse up the mountain

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

ok no horse..

i want there to be a mission where u have to drop a stiif into a cave on the mt. and close it up or sumthing. hahahahaha

[cjsanandreas]

a cave would be tight like Batman or something lol

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

noooooo dude. i mean just a cave to stash a stiff. u have an imature imagination young man....

[Fat Lenny]

i heard one of the missions in san andreas invovles jumping out of a plane and skydiving with a parachute to safety... just a rumor though :)

[Ramboyf5]

It's not a mission in GTA: SA if it's a rumor:rolleyes:.

[cjsanandreas]

well i just read the uk mag article and the first mission is escaping on the bicycle, and the first bicycle screenshot on the official website is from this first mission.

[Fat Lenny]

its a rumor mission for gta sa.. sorry for not making it more clear

[cjsanandreas]

mine is not a rumor its a fact from the magazine

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah thats a know fact from the uk mag

[cjsanandreas]

so it sounds like the game starts with a lot of "escaping" poor CJ

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah escapiing so he dont get his ass kicked. hahahaha i think the only thing your going to have for protection is a bike!! hahaha that sux.

[Ice FuRy]

sound to me that this GTA aint going to be that great...just my opinion anyways a question, i havent heard anything yet about it yet, is it going to be online or no?

[Fat Lenny]

not that great? lol
it will only be the best video game ever created...
we're not sure yet if any online capablities are available...

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

Originally posted by Ice FuRy
sound to me that this GTA aint going to be that great...just my opinion anyways a question, i havent heard anything yet about it yet, is it going to be online or no?

hahahaha your funny. this is going to be the greatest game ever made. and why does it say in your info line 'GTA, best games known to man'??? SA is going to be the greatest game known to man, so just sit back and watch all the perfect scores flow in.........

[cjsanandreas]

heck yeah, read that UK article and then you'll think its the greatest game ever. the article says it will be the most important game ever. Simple fact: San Andreas will be 5 times bigger than Vice City. sit back and think about that.......

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah and now its official, about the size anyways...

[cjsanandreas]

think about it, its like 5 games in one! its worth every penny of it.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah i think 50 is cruel to rock*. it should be more like 60-70 for it since its so big. theeeeeeen it really would be worth it.

[cjsanandreas]

well i like it at 50, most games arent worth 50, i usually rent them, not san andreas, worth every penny. I like the sound of the first couple of missions that were described in the UK article. especially reuniting the families, that is gonna be action packed.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yes man i hope they are lengthy becuz i want this game to last, especially the missions. thats one of the main points of the game anyways, might as well make it last.

[cjsanandreas]

reuniting the families reminded me of the GTA 3 mission where you go to the carpark to whack Kenji, then you have to escape.

[the escapegoat]

completely offtopic thought: Kenji's got a cool name

[cjsanandreas]

Kenji was cool too bad he is dead. i hope there are lots of missions involving the legendary mountain. and instead of boat races, how about kayaking missions on the rivers.

[the escapegoat]

I'd like to see more original missions that don't just seem like repeats of themselves.

[cjsanandreas]

yeah of course there will be so many missions with 3 cities

[the escapegoat]

exactly how many missions did Vice City have? I know #3 had 72, but if we can figure out how many there were in Vice City, then we can make an estimate as to how many there will be in SA. I'll bet there's gonna be like 200 or so.

[cjsanandreas]

theres way more in vice city cause of all the property missions

[the escapegoat]

so there's maybe like 100 in VC? Then I'm gonna stick with my guess of 200 for San Andreas.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah 200 sounds fair. i want a lot!

[the escapegoat]

wouldn't it be cool to be a writer for the GTA games? get to come up with ideas for missions and characters and all.

[cjsanandreas]

lol 200 missions that is a lot... awesome

[the escapegoat]

well then, it 'ill keep us occupied for a helluva long time!

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

hell yes im hopin this game will last me at l;east 3 years, im going to find all the packages by myself, so ill be occupuied for a while.

[the escapegoat]

It 'ill last me a long time. And then I'll go out and buy all the other GTA games that come out after this one, and they'll last me a helluva long time.

[Ramboyf5]

The game better have more longer and bigger missions. I was thinking that they should put more timed missions aswell which makes the game even harder. GTA 3 had a lot of those but Vice City really didn't so I'm hoping that San Andreas will.

[the escapegoat]

yeah, and make sure aren't all like reruns of the other games.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

dont u think 200-250 is fair?? im talkin about 200 main story mission, not sidemissions or side jobs. i want alot of story missions.

[the escapegoat]

story missions are nice...wouldn't it be cool if there were one where you assassinate a major politician?

[Ducati]

Not really, your a small town gangter not a AQ Terrorist. I'd like to see a mission where you rob a house but get set up and you duel it out with SWAT.

[the escapegoat]

it'd still be cool if you got to kill the president or something...and if they designed him to look like Bush...oooohh, that'd be SWEEEET.

[jedi king]

R* would get sued if they did that.besides its supost to be the ealry 90's so it wouldent make sense, well in gta who knows?

[the escapegoat]

yeah, I was gonna say, in GTA, nothing really has to make complete sense. lol

anyway, if they had a politician get shot or blown up or killed in any way in it, it wouldn't be that bad if R* got sued, 'cos they've made so much money off of the GTA games and Red Dead Revolver, and Manhunt and Max Payne. They're easily my favorite game company.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

they dont get sued they get complaints.

[cjsanandreas]

yeah i wanna kill a president or at least some politician cause all they do is lie to the public. since cj has to attend the funeral of his mom, i really hope there will be a cemetary somewhere in san andreas.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

yeah now that i think about there has to be if he goes to a funeral, im sure theyll have a cutscene for it as well so u can see it.

[cjsanandreas]

the cops crash the funeral and all hell breaks loose....ooohh

[the escapegoat]

anyway, if they had like almost a reinactment of the JFK assassination, then that would be the shit...

[cjsanandreas]

haha that would be tight but very touchy subject since reagan just died

[the escapegoat]

eh, but we all know that the CIA killed JFK on the grassy knoll, so it'd be different than the traditional Oswald set-up (or cover-up, as I like to call it)

[cjsanandreas]

lol could happen if all those assasination telephone missions return

[the escapegoat]

yeah...but for the JFK one would have to have a meeting, 'cos you couldn't explain the whole thing over the fucking phone it was so fucking complicated.

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

hahahaha yeah an assassination of some sort would be kool. u mean like a re-enactment of the JFK murder right. like some other "fictional" JFK??

[the escapegoat]

yeah...except how it really happened, not the CIA cover-up story...

[cjsanandreas]

i dont think a fictional JFK is gonna be hanging around in Los Santos, but yeah maybe some black leader or something.

[Ducati]

It would be cool if there was bonus missions where you played as SWAT, not like vigilante or anything.

[cjsanandreas]

kinda like the copland mission where you get cop uniforms and go in and blow up the building that was tight

[the escapegoat]

Originally posted by the escapegoat
yeah...except how it really happened, not the CIA cover-up story...

well, you get what I mean. it 'ill have the same setting as the JFK assassination had, but with a different leader or whatever.

[cjsanandreas]

remember there was that avery mission where you had to go kill the haitian gang leader at funeral romero, that was tight

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

Originally posted by Ducati
It would be cool if there was bonus missions where you played as SWAT, not like vigilante or anything.

hey man thats a great idea as a bonus mission. like you could roll with a whole team of SWAT members and bust in on drug houses or sumthing like that, or a bank robbery for that matter, and then its SHOOT TO KILL. the only drawback is if rock* would make it to where u get a star if u kill to many ppl like in the vigilante side-missions in gta3 or VC. that was annoying.... but GREAT IDEA!!!!

[the escapegoat]

yeah...it would be cool if you could play as a cop in one of the GTA games

[ZIDANE IS A FAG]

if they were to do that, i wouldnt want it to be as a vigilante mission, just as a bonus/side-mission.

[Ice FuRy]

Kool and maybe you could maybe be like a captain and call for back up and just have such power but, only to use against crimanals not innocent people.

[cjsanandreas]

I wanna see battleship out in the ocean, with fighter jets and crazy stuff like that

[the escapegoat]

there should be an all-out fuckin' war between two gangs in it-like have the whole gang versus the whole other gang on some street...it'd be fuckin' pandemonium!

[cjsanandreas]

it will be gang wars all over san andreas... the ballas vs orange grove families... the cops vs. ogf.... its gonna be chaos all the time.

[the escapegoat]

but I'm talking gang wars on an epic fuckin' scale!

[cjsanandreas]

obviously, we can think of some Salvatore Leone missions since he is pretty much confirmed in san andreas.........

[the escapegoat]

ok...he is? tight! anyway, yeah, gang wars on an epic scale would be cool.

"We have come to it at last. The great street battle of our time," said the wise, aged gangster Gandalf...lmfao

[Ice FuRy]

Guys i doubt it will be chaos it will just be more action, more police and more gang members.

[the escapegoat]

I still think there should be an epic gang battle.

[Ice FuRy]

Oh I agree with you kinda of like the one in VC but really, really bigger than that.

[the escapegoat]

yeah...like 50 vs. 50 or something.

[BC Rich]

I want a mission where you have to follow someone from their place (subtly). When you get to the end, there's a bunch of gang members wating for you. Then you get captured and have to do missions for the person you tried to kill.

[the escapegoat]

^^^that would be awesome.

[VanHeist]

I would like to see a mission quite similar to "Salvetore's Called a Meeting", in GTAIII. I really like that mission, and it would be awesome if you had to do the same..pick up the bosses and take them somewhere in San Andreas. I also like the missions "A drop in the ocean", and "Silence the sneak". I would want to Rockstar put in some of those kind of missions in San Andreas, too.

[Ice FuRy]

VanHeist thats a good idea with the Meeting one and I think they will put someone similar to that in SA because there will be many bosses and high excutives in this one.

[Ducati]

They're gonna have a mission like that "Reuniting The Families"

[Ice FuRy]

Well, he means with like you being the limo driver, picking them up.

[cjsanandreas]

there is always a "gang meeting" mission in each game. at least gta 3 had the kenji carpark mission and salvatores called a meeting. reuniting the families will be a lot like that but more crazy with the corrupt cops on your ass.

[Ice FuRy]

Yea, i cant wait for the corrupt cops adding a new twist to the game. lol

[cjsanandreas]

I want to set a bomb in a police station and watch it explode and all the cops die.

[Ice FuRy]

But then the game will be to easy with like one city without cops ya know, even though that sounds awesome, getting away with everything...

[the escapegoat]

blowing up the police station would still be awesome...and not all oft he cops would be there...just some.

[Ice FuRy]

Yea disabliing the Law and later on in the game they rebuild it, oh question in the game do they actually build new things or is it like the other GTAs just have an unfinished building.

[the escapegoat]

cool!

In the other GTAs, they needed better excuses for not being able to get over the other island...I mean, I can see the one in GTA 3, but in Vice City? All of the bridges broken down at once? what a lame excuse!

[Ice FuRy]

Lol, see maybe in SA, well they are well known for earthquakes so maybe an earthquake destroys the bridges not letting you across...ehh?

[the escapegoat]

yeah, they should just let you see the whole area at once, and fuck all the fucking excuses.

[VanHeist]

Can't wait til San Andreas actually comes out lol!

[the escapegoat]

Yeah, I'm tired of just talking about it! Just come out, dammit!

[Ice FuRy]

We all cant VanHeist and It would be kool if we could explore the whole map without any interuption.

[Tony-J]

they keep parts closed off to leave you anticipating and wondering whats on the next island. Its part of the fun of the game.

[Ice FuRy]

See I could care less how they do it cause its funny either way but i do prefer to have it open after certain amount of mission like normal.

[the escapegoat]

well, I hope they don't close off the fuckin' freeway so you can't get to the two other cities...but then again, the first city will be like all of Vice City, so it 'ill be like VC times 3 by the end. there 'ill be lots to explore...

what I wanna see is how they do the countryside and stuff...now that should be interesting.

[VanHeist]

Maybe they should close off the area (you have a whole "Vice City" to explore. Los Santos, I think is even bigger...) but not make stupid, lame excuses.

[Ice FuRy]

Well we will just have to wait and see what they present us with and how they want to open it.

[Wu Zi Mu - 182]

"dummy distraction"

a mission where you have to get the attention of everyone for your gang to commit a robbery...

you have to firstly get a dummy and dress him the exact same as you...you then have to sneak to the top of a 15story building...you go to the edge and start shouting and say your gona jump...the cops are called and shopkeppers and shoppers exit the shops to come out and look up...then at that stage you turn away for one second and chuck the dumby off and make a run for it..(at this point you could be picked up by chopper or use a handglider)...at this stage your gang has robed the store or what ever and was out of there with no cops or anyone to interfere...

i like it but do you

p.s. i made it up as i went along...so if it sounds like it had no thought to it, well it didnt

[cjsanandreas]

I hope there are missions where the whole gang has to go rob a bunch of houses.

[Ice FuRy]

There is, it says it somewhere cause if you dont plan the robberys there is the greater possiblty of getting poilce involved or even killed.

[cjsanandreas]

yeah theyll shoot your head off with a shotgun.

[VanHeist]

I like the description of the mission CJ posted. Sounds fun, but a bit dumb, lol but that's ok.

[BC Rich]

I want a mission where you and a bunch of other inmates in jail plan to break out then you plan a casino and/or bank job. :violent:

[Wu Zi Mu - 182]

missions are fun...once theres a lot of em i dont mind

btw cjsandreas...how in the blue hell did you get so many posts in such a short period...i no its off topic but do you live on the boards ...

[codman]

I want a misson where get a fighter jet and blow up bulldings

[Jaymioz]

Hi all,
(Sorry for going off topic)
My net has been broken for the past 2 weeks and I have only just been able to get it to work, then when I got it back I realised that my uploaded pic's have gone down, I have just recently found new image hosting sites and here are 3 stunt clips that I have made (in order of date).
I extremely apologise to any one using Dial-up internet, and for going off topic, just that I had to show some one my work, please tell me what you think about them?

First - GTA:LC
http://www.applepics.com/1/userfiles/ijaymioz_8.gi f
Second - GTA:LC
http://www.applepics.com/1/userfiles/ijaymioz_7.gi f
Third - GTA:MTA
http://www.applepics.com/1/userfiles/ijaymioz_9.gi f

P.S. Please don't go crazy at my for doing this, I am not trying to advertise anything or show off, just thought you'd like to see. And I promise I won't do this again. Once again I apologise! :D

Peace Out dudes! :Peace:

[cjsanandreas]

yeah i want some fighter jet missions like maybe more military missions you know like Cortez military chip and you had to steal the tank.

[Ice FuRy]

OR yea like do mission for the real army, and maybe do someting with the hunter or take some marines to somewhere or something related to the army.

[VanHeist]

I hope they have a mission, (besides the one I already posted), that you work for the cops or something. And if you have a cop outfit, and you bump in their car, you don't get one star because you're working FOR THE COPS! They should do that, because it doesn't make sense why you get one star if you have a cop outfit..??

[cjsanandreas]

I dont wanna work for the cops I wanna kill all of the corrupt cops Eddie and Frank.

[Jaymioz]

Sorry that this isn't really to do with the topic but could I have some comments on my stunts?
Peace out :Peace:

[Ducati]

Those are frickin' awsome but the last one isn't as good as the others.

[Jaymioz]

Thanks Ducati, and yeah I agree with you about the last one, it is just that it is the only one where I have jumped over an exploding vehicle.
Peace out :Peace:

[Ice FuRy]

How do you even do those stunts? And now fall, of cheats or something or a mod?

[Ramboyf5]

I don't think there is a mod to stop you from falling off a bike..it's maybe just pure skill.

[Jaymioz]

There actually isn't a mod at all to stop you falling off the bike; it is literally impossible with the game engine, which I really do hope they add this feature to GTA:SA (it would be pretty cool to pull a back flip on a pedal bike whilst escaping the cops.) And the only mod I have installed is the Ducati 996 on MTA and the skin that I have made, the rest is just pure skill, although I must admit I use a PS2 pad whilst doing the stunts for that I find it a lot more easier to use than a keyboard.
Plus if you look really closely at the stunts, it is just control over the bike and not letting it slip, a way that i have found this is to stand up (like doing a stoppie without using the brakes) then releasing it, this forces the front end of the bike to floor to prevent it flying every where.

BTW I use a PS2 pad converter (PS2 Pad -> USB) which works for most games that I have especially GTA:VC :D where all the functions work! Even the L3/R3 buttons. :D
Any more questions I will gladly answer.
Oh and ducati I saw your sig, and it looks really cool, but noticed that the size of it was a bit dodgy, and that it was in .bmp form, (which has a lower compression rate than .jpg meaning that the file size was bigger) so I altered your sig and made it into a .jpg for you. You don't have to change it the fixed one it is just an offer:

http://www.applepics.com/1/userfiles/ijaymioz_14.j pg

http://www.applepics.com/1/userfiles/ijaymioz_14.j pg
Peace out! :Peace:

[Ducati]

Thanks a lot, I was just worried if it was going to be too big.

[VanHeist]

Jaymioz, I have a question. How do you put internet on a PS2?

[Ice FuRy]

Isnt there something that you have to buy that is like an adapter fo the ps2 or something?

[Jaymioz]

Well personally my PS2 isn't connected to the Internet but I do know how to get it to;
firstly you need a PS2 Network Adaptor:
NTSC (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000051QDD/103-0294987-0513463?v=glance)
PAL (http://www.play.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=PS2&title=111516)
With it you should get a disk to set it all up.

Broadband users:
You'll need an Ethernet cable to connect from your Modem to the 'Network Adaptor'.

Dial-up users:
Just use the same cable that you plus into you PC.

And the best online multiplayer game I would say has to be:
Final Fantasy XI - NTSC (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00012TIWS/ref=pd_sim_vg_3/103-0294987-0513463?v=glance&s=videogames)
If any one can find it for PAL or information on when it will be available please tell me.

There is some more information on this but I am still searching.
Peace out! :Peace:

[Ice FuRy]

See i would play online with MTA but i just dont know how to set it up keeps saying errors and stuff so i quit.

[Jaymioz]

The best way to instal MTA really is to uninstall GTA:VC then delete the Vice City folder, then install the game, then install MTA, and it should work fine.
Its a raining :wtf:

[Ice FuRy]

Trust me its not that easy, there is like 20 steps and have them make no since.

[GTA_God13]

I agree there should be more helicopter missions, as for a good mission, Someone drops off a package in front of your hide out, it turns out to be a bomb with a letter on it telling you where to plant it and how to activate it. You have to find a way onto the boat without being noticed and plant it. then wait until the boat gets to shore and get off when the boat is far enough away from you blow it !, Mission Passed. it might sound a little complicated but they can do something like that.

[Ice FuRy]

Why would you blow it when it is docked why dont you just like jump in the water and swim get onto shore then blow it.

[VanHeist]

Thanks Jaymioz. So I am a broadband user, and I am connected through wireless LAN, what do I plug IN the network adapter?

[Jaymioz]

Originally posted by VanHeist
Thanks Jaymioz. So I am a broadband user, and I am connected through wireless LAN, what do I plug IN the network adapter?

Your wireless LAN should have a connector to the LAN port in you comuter? There is a similar port to this on the network adaptor hence the word network and Local Area network.
If this is incorrect please say and I will will qickly give an answer to the problem.

Yay, its sunny! :cool:

[SAHelis]

i hope there are fun missions not hard and it takes you 10 tries to get it done missions i hope they have you like a gunners mate on a helicopter like phonen phen 86 but more of where you have to shoot another gang or vehicles or interrupt hostile meeting that would be fun

200th post yippie skippy

[Unregistered]

Here's an idea I had for the ultimate mission

You are locked in a tall office building with members of several other gangs. All of you are looking for one single item....a briefcase with a ton of jewels in it, or plates for counterfitting or something. The bulding is wired to explode, so you've got limited time to do this, like 2 hrs. As you run around, people with miltary helicopters working for one of the gangs will fire its machine guns at people of rival gangs if they are near a window

When you've killed everyone in the building, a major game char comes out and challenges you to a fight on the roof. When you win that fight, instead of dying he gets picked up by his army copter. You jump into yours (the helicopter boarding is an animation) and engage in a helicopter duel over the city, ending (if you win) with the enemy copter landing on the roof and the other guy yelling at you as you fly away and the building explodes beneath him.

I like big explosions :evil:

[Ice FuRy]

Back to what SAHelis was saying, I would like some very simple mission where you have to fly some important people in the helicopter somewhere or provide protection for a limo as they go their rally point or something that makes the heilicopter useful.

[Mad]

Hello all =) i'm from Russia =) I have a quection... GTA San Andreas relize on PC??? oory for my very bas eniglish i am does not know he =)

[Ramboyf5]

If you're talking about if GTA: San Andreas is going to be on PC, we don't really know. The thing everyone knows for sure is that it's going to debut to PS2 1st. I'm quite positive that R* will make a PC version though maybe like 6-10 months after, just got to wait a long time though and see what happens by then.

[lonewolf4eva1]

For SA I think that there should be more missions where it involves like 3 or 4 people like the malibu mission "The Job" but in this maybe you drive and assist others in drive by's or go to the house of a gang leader and torch it then kill the guy after. A boat mission where you collect guns or drugs and after every one you pick up you get a star and some gang members after you. Then you have to defend yourself the boat and whatever you picked up.

[Ice FuRy]

Well, I hope they make a PC Version, even though this is a stupid question can someone answer it anways.

Why does it take so long for them to make a PC version if they already have the PS2 version, dont they just have to transfer and right over the data again?

[Jaymioz]

Ice FuRy its a lot more complicated than that for that they have to translate all the controls to PC values then they have to alter the game graphics engine to work with most PC graphics cards and plus I have noticed that the PS2 ver of VC was over 4 gigs, where as on the PC it was only 1.5 gigs so obviously there’s some change in the files, not only that but Rockstar games is a massive company with loads of games going at the same time, plus there’s a lot more to it that I don't know of yet, (although a point that I don't understand is that they have to make SA on PC's so why don't they release it sooner?). So that’s why it takes so long.

[Ice FuRy]

Well, for ps2 you can update your memory card, or motherboard, or Ram, on the pc you can to improve the gameplay and the graphics.

[VanHeist]

Originally posted by Jaymioz
Your wireless LAN should have a connector to the LAN port in you comuter? There is a similar port to this on the network adaptor hence the word network and Local Area network.
If this is incorrect please say and I will will qickly give an answer to the problem.

But, I am connected through WIRELESS network. There is nothing to plug it in, no cords nothing. Do I put the cable that goes into the router into the network adapter?...because I think that's the only way, or else there ARE no CORDS or WIRES or anything. This computer is connected directly thru modem, but the other one (the one which I am gonna use) is connected thru a router. I want to know how what to put in the adapter so that the other (one connected with router) doesn't have internet anymore, instead the PS2 has internet.

[Jaymioz]

Sorry VanHeist I don't have wireless internet so I am not of full knowledge about them but I am sure that if you search somert like google some one else is bound to have the same problem.

[VanHeist]

Sure Jaymioz, just inform me via PM or post in this topic when you DO know what to plug in. Thanks

[snakes]

well not that it matters now but i was just thinking of a great mission idea. ok ok. so your employer has something like a daughter or no hows about mass cash like 50gs right right ok. so hes just drivin along and then these dudes in some black vans surround his ass. and hes like oh no! and then they cap him and take the cash. ok it gets better. so you and your buddies hop in a car and the employer says that he needs the money and you have to get it. so yall get back in the car and jet to some projects no not projects. a car lot. like a 3-6 story one and theyre all in there like ohh lets count the money. and then you guys go in there and are like clack clack and then they take the cash get in the vans and speed away and you have to chase down like three vans getting the money in each and killin the guys and then what you do is in the mission your friends keep the money and drive off and so in a later mission you have to kill your friends. please now tell me thats sweet. i mean yall might not think so but thats sweet. CA$H MONEY reply to this im lonely

[allwhopasshere]

a mission where you have to fly someone in a heli or plane and ppl are on the ground shooting rocket launchers at you trying to blow you down so you have to move around to advoid getting shot down.

[snakes]

ok man i had an idea that goes on to my previous one. well like ya still have to do that stuff and then you have to kill your old friends well heres how that would work. ok so you call them up and say you want to make a deal with them and then they would come to a random meating point say like a ah ha a resturant. ok so you meet at the back alley of a small resturant and like yall are talking and there are say some of your actual real friends on the other side of the road opposite the alley and you say you have to go get the guns or drugs or whatever to give them so theyll give you the money back and thats the signal for your friends to come over and they get in a fight and you come in there with like uzis and clack clack. they all die and you grab the cash money. then you and your friends have to take it back to the employer but while youre doing that some gang members that knew the guys you killed stumbled upon their bodies. then you are getting chased by some pricks and you have to drive away and shoot at them and stuff but its impossible to kill them all and you lead them to your employers place and you think its all over and then your employer busts out shooting and kills them all and happy day! cmon now thats sweet.;)

[The Alvinator]

id like 2 see more missions where u have 2 blow Sh*t up!

[Ramboyf5]

2? Why not have shitloads of missions where you need to blow up places that are getting in the way of your property.

[Ice FuRy]

Ramboy he meant 'to' when he said '2'. Its just an easier way to say it.

[Ramboyf5]

Ahh, I see. I guess that's why people need to fix up their god-damned grammar. :/

[The Alvinator]

well jeez sorry mom!

[Ice FuRy]

The_Alvinator ever heard of spam? Well that post is spam.

Anways I wonder for mission in SA like in VC you know you had some very easy missions like go to the Ocean View hotel I wonder if they will have a mission like that in SA?

[revo]

man you sound like a fag. seriuosly, who the hell would put a "sailor" mission in a grand theft auto game

[soraflair]

Originally posted by Ice FuRy
The_Alvinator ever heard of spam? Well that post is spam.

Anways I wonder for mission in SA like in VC you know you had some very easy missions like go to the Ocean View hotel I wonder if they will have a mission like that in SA?
im 99% sure it will be there it was in gta3(when you drive to your first hide out) and in vice when your drive to ocean view thats the tutoral man you prob have to drive bac to your frends from the airport or soemthing

[Jaymioz]

Hey you lot (revo, the_alvinator, and Ice FuRy etc.) stop the damm bitchin' session this is about GTA-SA missions not some damm 'slagging off each other' contest be nice and just correct your gramma, no need to start fighting about some thing so little/stupid, just chill out guys!

Peace Out! :Peace:

[big dawg]

there should be side missions on vigilante where the cops could maybe help u out like cornering a criminal just for the hell of it.
:D :evil: :Peace: :violent:

[Darkel™]

I'd like to see a mission where you have to kill a Tanner lookalike that crappily swims under a bridge and doesn't bleed when you shoot him (play Driv3r if you don't get the joke). So instead, you have to run him over with a boat and watch his body get torn up by the propellers and trown into the air like confetti (sp?).

Hmm...that'd be fun...

[big dawg]

ya but do they have the affects for that? lmao

[Darkel™]

Meh, probably not. I supposed ragdoll physics will just have to satisfy me lol.

[|< SPiN >]

id like a mission with where theres an alcatraz type place and u have to kill a guy before he gets in for whatever reason without being seen

[tomy vercetti]

i think i would like a mission involving airplanes

[tomy vercetti]

what about a mission where you have to take a dude in the trunk of the car and then destoyed

[Piggus]

I bet they will incorperate something in the game to take advantage of the Rag doll phisics. At least I hope they will. Mabe a mission involving the mountain and you could knock guys off the edge.

[GTA GURU]

be cool to have a tow truck in the game and have it as a side mission

[Doughboy]

id like a mission were your chillin in your pad its about 2 in the morning and you cell phone goes its ryder telling you that loads of the ballas are trpping out and wasting your gang members so you have to round up your gang and get to him asap and when you get there you control what goes on like your crew follow you but they also go off and get people on there own accord.

[Ramboyf5]

I want a mission where you can lynch someone, then burn him/her.

[Diego Renteria]

something like the mission in GTA3, i forgot the name, but it's for Tony Cipriani. a gang war, with your fellows shooting with you would be great

[Brasco]

I want to see a mission where 8-Ball goes all crazy. Then he rigs a city transit bus with some C4. Then CJ will have to drive the bus,keeping its 'Speed' over 60. And if the 'Speed' drops...the bus will explode!! I think the movie was Harry Potter or some shit.

[Zach]

I want a mission where you are hired by a like a really corrupt / crooked Coach who runs a football team, and the superbowl is coming up. The coach is nuts and really wants to win the superbowl. So he gets you in the stadium past security and such. Then you find a really good sniper position in the stadium, where you can't be seen.

You get your sniper rifle out, and the football players are on the field. You have a strict limited time, and you only get one shot. While the players are moving, the quaterback of the other team tries to run a touchdown, and you have to stop him before he gets the touchdown.

You CANNOT shoot any other players or miss, or you fail the mission.

If you succeed, you make friends with coach and whatever happens after that.

--Zach

[GrandMaster]

To threaten people in cars to drive in fast speed around the city and then you can shot them and take over the driver seat.

:confused: :violent: :evil:

You should be able to take hostages too!

[Doughboy]

I think a hostage mission would be good like ask them to tell you something and they dont comply so you shoot them in the arm then they talk :)

[K-evin]

how about this mission:
1# you must get a Sanchez or a Quad bike and go to the desert
2# then go to a gang jeep in the desert
3# you talk with him and he wants to kil you
4# you must escape trought the desert,but tha jeep comes with full speed after you.

how do ya like it?:wink2:

[Brasco]

how about a mission where Terrorists seize control of the prison island....and you have to take out the terrorists, disarm the bio-chemical missiles and save the day. That sounds like an original idea

[Wu Zi Mu - 182]

a mission that has you using driving...shooting...drive...swimming...sneaking.. ..flying...shooting...planning...shooting


what i mean is something that can make use of all your abilities and make it be really long...like let some of the driving take you 10mins or just let the hole mission take an hour....

[SIG Loco]

this is my mission the mission is "Latin friends"
Carl walks into a hosue
3 latin guys Talking
Carl: hey wass up homie i heard u some help with them Triads i heard they wanna take u out your drug suppliers
Jose: yeah these fools be thinking they be the shit and i lost 3 of my boys ot there trying to defend my turf
Carl: so what u need
Miguel: we need a gunner and a driver essay
Carl: iighten am down but what if i do this for u i need somethign in return
Jose well we can give u some quetes for half price and if u six some Warloards we give your friends 25%
Carl: lets do this then
Carl pulls out dauling 9's
Jose: yo essay put them little girl gun's away o yeh way pasame el quete
Julio handing ak-74 to Carl
Julio: thats a new gun the Russian's let us have to defend ourselves from these Chineto's
Jose: know that we starped let's Ride essay

carl and them ride around and do the 4person drive-by on some triadsthen when they reach the Location carl and the latin's get out and the Russian's are also there and then they all meet up at the park and have a big rumble to the death and you make cover the Latin's while they bring in a car to help run of the triads over and the mission ends when u killed ever Triad at the park

[Wu Zi Mu - 182]

thats gud...it kinda combines the ideas of missions in the other 2 games but still gud....id love to see a big rumble again...but with chairs and trashcans in stead of bats

[SIG Loco]

thank u

[Wu Zi Mu - 182]

a mission that involves a bit of detective work...a body has been dumped somewhere in one of the forests in the game...you have to find it...then as you are on your way you get a call from the guys that sent you out saying the boddy is in 8 different pieces... it may or may not be a good idea..what doya tink

[Scarface911]

CJ enters suburbs with a voo doo,
Sweet and Ryder get out of a Cadillac,
Sweet: yo, man i need a favor and since you my bro and all, you gotta help me out, these South Central punks are selllin drugs up in Los Santos they been holdin up the Orange Grove Family, so take them out.

CJ: whats in it for me.

Ryder; we take all the money they got from the drugs.

CJ: okay but we gonna need guns, big guns

(Drive to ammunation)

Ammunation employee: hey, i've been hearin that you gonna do a hit and run so i'v been saving these for you,

(employee hand CJ an assult rifle, shotgun and uzi)

CJ: hey thanks,

employee: dont mention it, i was an orange grove member.

(Drive to Los Santos' Ice cream factory)

CJ: i dont know this is a drug factory?

Ryder: hell yeah, one of our men came up to this place he just found out.

CJ: ok, then lets go

(Enter through back door)

Sweet: oh crap! shoot the helicopter!

Pilot; we got you b*tches surrounded, this aint no SAPD!

Ryder; shoot!

Helicopter crashes

Sweet; they on to us!

(shoot a guards)

Sweet; Ryder, plant the bomb and run!

(Factory explodes)

(Get in a car and drive!)

(3 Stars appear on Wanted leve)
l
Ryder; great they following us!

(Drive to Pay and spray)

Mission Passed Reward $3000

[SIG Loco]

thats not bad and close those other threads u made there worthless

[Scarface911]

Please Dont Ban me
Im sorry for this

Enter Barber Shop

Ring!

CJ answers Cell Phone

Mysterious Caller; yo b*tch you betta stop ruining our plans cuz yuo know whats gonna happen, thats right me, the flats, ballas and Purple nines with Red Jacks are gonna pay you a short visit if you dont stop!

CJ looks out shops window

CJ sees a car

The car's light turn on, car then drive a fast speed

CJ see's guns out window

CJ; Old Reece! get down!

Gun shots, shop is shot up badly CJ is alive
but Reece is injured

Old Reece; Damn kids these days, just wont stay of my lawn!

CJ laughs

CJ; after 5 years you still got it in you!

Reece; Get home and warn your friends

(Get Home)

You get home, but Sweet, Cesar, along with a couple of members including Red Jacks, along with the Nines, Ballas, and The Flats
have gun aimed at you

CJ; hey it's me

Sweet; We know

Cesar; you know what i never liked you

Sweet; we've been planing this since you went to prison

CJ; it was you that got me there

Sweet; i know i framed you killin brian was a piece of cake but kilin you was not the idea i waited so all of us could kill you

CJ hits a red jack takes a colt python and runs into the other room sheilded from shots

Sweet; lets go

Sweet, Ceaser and two heavily armored Orange grove members get in an armored Cadillac then drive off

(Kill all members)

CJ; cant let them get away!

Ryder; come on!

Ryder and Smoke are in a voo doo

CJ; can i trust you

Smoke; who eles do you have?

CJ gets in front

CJ drives of

3 Gang cars chase you

Ryder; Hell no!

(Get to the airport in Los Santos)

Get out of the car

Ryder and Smoke got your back

get into airport

dont let Ryder or Smoke Die

(Kill all members in airport)

Smoke is shot in knee

Smoke; ahh!

Ryder; dont be a pussy!

Ryder; go get Cesar and Sweet before they get on board!

Cesar; i knew this day would come, the day i kill you

(Kill Cesar)

Cesar gets shot falls to the groung

Get Sweet!

1:30 shows on HUD

kill Sweet before time limit

Kill Sweet!

after sweet is shot he falls

Sweet; I should have shot yo ass 5 years before

Sweet; you aint gonna kill me you aint got no family, no mom no dad no bro

Sweet; f*ck you! F*ck you b*tch!

CJ; goodnight bro

Ring!

CJ; hello

Reece; Smoke and Ryder is over here

come quick!

(get home)

Reece; look here we found 1mil! 1 mil!

Sweet was hiding it!

CJ; its all ours

Reece; what about my shop!

CJ; that too

Ryder; its all over

CJ; it is over i guess

its finally over

[Scarface911]

Love's Transportation
CJ walks through an apartment door
Smoke; yo man i just want you to meet the old Casino owner
CJ; hey you're love, donald love, i just bought the casino from you
Love; yeah, but can you do me a favor
CJ; yeah, what?
Love; these little b*tches think i cheated them in a bet, and now they think i cheated
CJ; so whats the problem
Love; now they want their money back
CJ; hows it my problem
Love; listen, and listen good i want you to get in my car and drive me to the airport
CJ; ok,
Love; where am i gonna go? just where?
CJ; i used to be in liberty city, just got back
what about that
Love; ok , anything that will get them away from me
CJ; lets go
(Get in Loves Car)
(Get to airport)
gang cars chase you
Love; oh sh*t
Love;thats them
(Lose the gangs trail)
You arrive at the airport
Love; hey thanks alot
CJ; it was nothing
Love leaves
Smoke; hey did you tell him it's much worse in Liberty City than here?
CJ; i guess i forgot

[SIG Loco]

Rumble in the Mission
Cj walks to park and meets up with the OGF to battle the Rim 7Boys
Smoke: it's come to this
Cj: are u sure can't they just find another Turf
Smoke: yeah but they want ours
Ryder: remmeber bat's, bottles, and anythign u find but no gun's o yeah and knifes
Smoke: here i brought u a bat cj
Cj: thanks hey were's Sweet
Smoke i dunno he said he was gnna bring some back up just incase this fools try to pull something
Cj: iight forget him them so it's the 3 of us and 10 of our guys agianst 40 of these punks iight homie lets do this
Cj charges agianst the Rim 7Boys

when about 10 of the Rim 7 boys are they Boys deside to take out some guns and more Rim 7boys arive with guns

Cj: o shit they brought out gun's
then a big black van comes out of no where and the opens up and Sweet jumps out and gives every OGF gangster a gun and along with the about 5 more vans with 20 OGF recuirts to take on The rim 7boys and then the cops come to vreak up the fight then u have to take the OG's of the OGF whihc are smoke Ryder Sweet out of the park and do a drive by on the Rest of the Rim 7boys in there truf but u go to Pay n' spray and get a new color and drive by on there leadrer and mission over once u get back on OGF turf

[Scarface911]

good mission SIG

[SIG Loco]

The New Mr. Coke
Tommy Vercetti: Hello Mr. Johnson i have some work for you please sit down
Cj: so why u call me
TV: i have an old associate of mine his name is well his name is uninportant anywayz he is curently having some trouble with some a local gang of thugs and he is transporting about million Dollors of Coke to my house make sure no those thugs interfer with my delivery and if they do kill them

Cj has to make sure the trunk does get hit to much to explode and he drives and makes sure the thugs don't try to steal the truck and if tehy do u have to kill them all and clear a path so the truck reaches Tommy's house

[Wu Zi Mu - 182]

"Ready 2 Riot"

you and ryder have had enough...some red jacks have been botherin ryder and some triads were at cj....so the 2 of you go and come up with a plan.... ryder dresses as a triad and cj as a red jack..... they get in cars and split......each of you head to the rival gang territory.... you both drive by a member from each gang and get the gangs to chase you.... you two get them to chase you the whole way back to along a road until the two groups meet.... when they meet cj and ryder decide now would be a good time to be like a banan and split....the two gangs are left facing each other angry at the deaths of there friends.... let the riot begin.............. :);)

[Scarface911]

Bad Brodcast
Smoke; CJ! CJ! 5 years! wuz up homie!
Smoke; wait, real quick
CJ waits
Smoke; What the hell!
CJ; whats going on
Smoke; there was this murder in Los Santos, i was a witness, my homie was killed there!
and now these punks are brodcasting over the radio over town that i did it!
CJ; dont worry Smoke im going to make up those 5 years!
CJ gets to the radio station and goes through door
Station Employee; yo i cannot believe that this n*gga was involved!
CJ walks behind him
employee; what the f*ck are you doin here!
CJ; shut up sit down before i kill yo ass!
employee; what the hell do you want!
CJ; why you be framin my dogg!
employee; listen i have full evidence that he did it!
CJ; where is it then
employee; um, dont know
CJ; you know what im about to shoot yo ass!
employee; security!
Guards that look like PIGS walk in
employee runs out the door
employee; f*ck you n*gga!
CJ kills the guards
CJ gets in a car and chases him down
employee fall out of car almost dead from drive-bys
employee; f*ck you n*gga!
CJ looks tired
CJ; damn you talk too much!
shots are heard
Mission Passed $2000

[Scarface911]

South Central Shootist pt 1
Ryder is waiting i a voodoo outside, CJ walks out of his house
Ryder; ready to go?
CJ; ready to go where?
Ryder; the old neighborhood
CJ; i dont know, remember the accident
Ryder; it was not your fault
CJ; never mind lets go
They arrive in the neighborhood then get out of the car.
Smoke walks to CJ
Smoke; remember the gang
Smoke; well alot of them broke up
CJ; why
Smoke; we could never sell drugs nor get any dough
CJ; see thats why im here, to make up 5 years
Smoke; good i want you go to Los Santos and kill as many Ballas or Flats as you can
and take all their cash, we need about $500
CJ; $500, even they dont have all that money
Smoke; ok, think, i got it you then dress up in a ballas threads then rob the Los Santos Bank
CJ; ok
while cutscene ends, CJ replies "Great At Least in jail they didnt make me do all their dirty work!"

[Wu Zi Mu - 182]

thats pretty goog gtag...eh what does anyone think of mine....

[Scarface911]

you did great too

[Wu Zi Mu - 182]

yano i used to do this for vc in my head all the time but ive lost my touch...+i dont really have to time to sit think and type a mini story...im too retarded and tired 4 that,..............

[Scarface911]

South Central Shootist pt 2
Smoke; yo CJ
CJ; i got the $500 you wanted
Smoke; great, but the orange grove families are demanding not to join
Smoke; let me think, i got it, the are protesting
up in Los Santos, demanding no violence, but its time to change, dress up as a Flats then start a fight with the families.
CJ; great, for the second time im not gettin paid.

[Scarface911]

South Central Shootist pt 3
Smoke ; ok this is it the Families are reuniting but one one problem the gangs up north are on to us, so here's what we gonna do, you are gonna be in charge, get the families and take them out, they are planing to come down here sabatoge their plans, heres the detonator,
CJ; damn wher did you get that, i have an old friend named phi, the dumbass blew his hand off though claims to be in the military but i know better,
Smoke; the family has got your back.

[Scarface911]

Oh yeah the reward is $5000

[Wu Zi Mu - 182]

the stuff you right is good but h8 to go off topic but you should seriously be postin everythin in one go...i dont care but you will when mods are handin you warnin points for double postin...i no been a newbie ya wana rise you post count but that can be done a lot cleverly.... neway im just sayin keep in mind that b4 the mods get ya...

again good stuff but i think people here should post ideas not just scripts...they get annoyin after a while...like just say whats ment to happen in the missions and how you execute them..or stick to the ...yawn...script..

[Scarface911]

Hunter hunted
Ryder with 8-bal
8-ball ; so your CJ, ive heard about you
CJ; why did you call me down here?
Ryder; listen up the Flats stole a Hunter, which could take us out
CJ; what am i to do
8-ball; your gonna take it out
CJ; how the hell am i gonna take it out!?
8-ball i used to have a car bomb factory in vice city port,
I used to give them to a guy named Tommy,
CJ; i dont care about a pussy named Tommy
just how am i gonna destroy it
8-ball; here
CJ; holy sh*t! that can take out half of this neighborhood
8-ball; ive been workin on it for 2 years
CJ; my life just gets better and better

[SIG Loco]

"So they called him Buster"

Cj enters cabin
Catalina: where have u i've been waiting for u since i called you
Cj: i've been around
Catlian i hear u a man who can get things done thats what i need around here so listin there's an old boyfriend of mine who is reall bothering me and know he keeps comeing over here trying to get me to go back with him so i told him i would but he comes home smelling of cheap perfume tail him and if is off seeing that tramp of a friend of mine and if he is kill him and his little bitch no one cheats on me
Cj: were is he right know
Catalina: he should be leavin work about in about an hour he works down at the lumber yard

Cj heads down and tails the cheating boyfriends and then he see's he pic's up a women and they head up to the mountian so thats hwere u make it look like an accident and i ram his car off the moutain and then they die mission over
$10000

[Scarface911]

Nice one SIG

[Wu Zi Mu - 182]

that was cool....<insert big cut scen with car tumbling down chillaid>

[Scarface911]

Up North, Down South
CJ; yo, wuz up
Ryder; nothin
CJ; you seem down
Ryder; well, see, these guys up North, Los Santos, they been bustin us up,
CJ; how?
Ryder; see, these b*tches have been startin wars with us, jumpin our drug deals, and ther aint nothin we could do, today 3 members were chillin' in the cafe this afternoon, they got shot, CJ, my homies just got shot!
CJ; sorry!
Ryder; your the only man i could count on, i want you to do a drive-by on them sons a b*tches! It's a war they want, it's a war they'll lose!
(Drive Ryder to the cafe)
Ryder an CJ get to the cafe
CJ; yo, dogg, what happened this afternoon?
Cafe owner; what? nothin happened!
CJ grabs gun from Ryder and aims owners head
CJ; im not playin!
owner; ok, these guys in purple jumped 3 men today,
owner; put them in the trunk and baided the car at the river!
owner; thats all i know!
CJ; lets go
(go to the docks)
(kill Ballas)
(put ballas in trunk)
Ryder; what we gonna do?
CJ; we get thiscar and show them what we can do,
Ryder; now are you tryin to start a war?!
CJ; maybe
(Drive car to Ballas territory)
(Bail Car!)
Ryder and CJ bail
Ballas member; what the hell,
Ballas opens trunk
Ballas member; oh sh*t!
Ballas gets on radio; we got some punks tryin to mess with us!
Ryder; lets get out of here!
(Escape Alive!)
CJ drives home
Ryder; that was close i owe you!
CJ; just remember we homies okay
Ryder; peace
Mission Passed; $1500

[Scarface911]

Playas' in the trunk
Ryder; CJ, ok we gotta work fast
CJ; what?
Ryder; the ballas aint stopin they're planin to start a huge war, and we cant stop them, thats like killin the mafia!
CJ; i got it, we dont kill them we scare them!
Ryder; what!
CJ; remember the other day we stuff them in trunks we do it again
Ryder; ok, then?
CJ; we are going to jump the gathering near the funeral, then put their bodies in their own car, then put the cars at the funeral
Ryder at the end of cutscene; Cj you startin to scare me,
Drive to funeral
kill all ballas
put them in car
drive all cars to the leaders funeral
dont let them see you
get in car with ryder
ballas; holy sh*t not again!
drive by all member except one
Member; stop please! somebody help!
Reward; $3000

[SIG Loco]

"North, South, East, and West"
Cj walks into his Masion to meet up with all of the OGF
Cj: i called this meeting cause there's a war going
OGF gangsta: what u mean a war i thought we took car of the Flats
Cj: no i mean a war for Los Santos
gangsta: all talking what u mean, whats oging on are we ganna die
Cj: yo claim down every gang in Los Santos is fight for control and the russian's are at the top of this shit we need to start shit, we can't do this by oursleves we need help
El Burro walks in with Ceaser
Cj: they ganna help us so what we need to do is have
Smoke: we don't need their help we can do this by oursleevs
Cj: yo come down homie we have men but no fire power
Ryder what happened to the shippment we stole from the Rim's?
Cj: They are supplying us with a few gun's and men
Smoke: whats in it for them
Cj: Million Dollors
Smoke: yo we stole that money and we ain't just ganna give it away CJ:trust me
Smoke no thats my money
CJ: hey shut up it's been done. Were doing this my way know Ryder take our guy's down sotuh and whip out eveyone in the hood
Ryder gets up and leaves
Cj: Smoke go with Ceaser and take care of the Chinses gangsters
Smoke and ceaser leave
CJ: iight Sweet take your boy's East with you and take care of the Latino's down there the one's that are helping us u can tell ans becareful
Sweet leaves
Cj turns to El burro
Cj: iight me u go West and take care of the Russian's bring that Rocket Launcher u had and a carrvan of homies and lets ride and teach these Russian's and show them we the really cat's around here
When they get to russian terrotory they run and an CJ and El Burro have to take out the russian's and blow up there Mansion then EL Burro turn's on u along with his guy's then it's the OGF taking on El Burro's gang Mission over when el Burro Escapes and leaves but kill off his gangster
Mission Over 10,000,000

[SIG Loco]

"Holes"
Cj walks in his casnio ro Meet with Smoke who is dressed in a nice Mob Suit
Smoke: Here CJ take this new mob suit i just bout i have a favor to ask you well my freind does
Old Mob boss walks in
Toni: Hi i heard alot about u Cj a man who get's the job done
CJ: so i've heard
Toni: a very close friend of Tommy Vercitti is a rat kill him taske him out to the desert and kill him
CJ drive this man to the dessert he think's it's a meating with Mob Bosses
the walk out and u kill him and then you have to bury him and in the Desert mission over 6500

[tinydude48]

'Dead skunk's in da Hood'
CJ walks into the casino to find Ryder there.
CJ: Yo man what you up to?
Ryder: we got big problems!
CJ: what problems?
Ryder: It look's like The Ballas want more man!
CJ: like?
Ryder: WAR MAN!!! I just came to my car man I saw some of our man in the back seat man
CJ: ooh sh*t
Ryder: We'll get them(in an angrily manner)
CJ: hey man I think I got it!!
Ryder: Got what?
CJ: A plan to take these guys down.
Ryder: Good shoot
CJ: OK, They're having a drug deal with The Flat's right?
Ryder: Yeah, They are
CJ: OK then we get a few of our homies to take em all down
Ryder: Yeah...
CJ: Take the dead Ballas steal one of their cars smash the windows
Ryder: I like your style man.
CJ: Then we get the Ballas stuff them in da hood one lying on the driver wheel
Ryder: the other in the back?
CJ: Yeah you read my mind homie
Ryder: Yeah then what?
CJ: we get the car near the Ballas gang leader.
Ryder: ok
CJ: write a note and stick it to the Hood saying "Yo Homie open da Hood man"
Ryder: oh baby man!!(laughs)
CJ: then a couple of Ballas come from the mansion with the Gang Leader they see it and barabingbaraboom.
Ryder: good

CJ and Ryder go to the mansion to park the car all smashed up with all the dead ballas in there and a couple of ballas come out.

CJ: OK let's go and park the car at the mansion.
Ryder: Yeah ok let's go
CJ: (Drives car to mansion)
Ryder: OK we're here
CJ: die you pieces of sh*t
Ballas member 1: holy fu*k
Ballas member 2: your fuc*king damn right
Ballas Member 3: Im gonna throw up
OGF Member 1: Goodbye brother
OGF Member 2: Good day sh*thead
OGF Member 3: hahahaha
All three OGF Members shoot Ballas members 1, 2 and 3 and get the hell out of there
CJ: Holy fu*k let's get the fu*k out of here.
Ryder: Ya man that was too close.
Mission Passed: $10 000

[stewie]

hi

[tinydude48]

Gun's 'n' All
CJ And his brother Sweet go to meet up with an Arms Dealer to purchase some equipment off him.
CJ: Yo, Sweet you ready to go and pick up the Arm's?
Sweet: Hell Yeah!
CJ: OK, Let's go pick it up
CJ and Sweet drive over to the meet spot to exchange with the Arm's dealer. While CJ and Sweet have OGF Members watching the deal as it goes over.
Arm's Dealer: Hey man you got the cash?
CJ: Uhh Yeah we do.
Sweet stays out of the deal.
CJ: So what are we looking at.
Arm's Dealer: We're looking at some prime heavy equipment here
CJ: ok
Arm's Dealer: Now you wanted the rocket launcher, AK47, UZI, 9mm and 10 grenades. Is that right?
CJ: Yeah
Arm's Dealer: Now give me the money.
CJ: no man I've got men around this place ready to blast your head off
Sweet: Yeah man just give us the arm's and we'll be off eh?
Arm's Dealer: You ripped me off man
OGF Member 1 blasts off Arm's Dealer's head.
Arm's Dealer: bah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CJ: ooh now that was bad man
Sweet: ok let's get the merchandise and get the hell out of here
CJ and Sweet gather arm's and get out of there
Mission Passed: 2000

[SIG Loco]

"The Real True Crime"
Cj: hey whats the hell is going on here who the hell is Nick Kang son of a bitch
Sweet: i dunno but he been snoopy around an di don't like it
CJ:well what we gota get this guy off our asses
Sweet: well the only way is to Whack him and make it look like an accident
Ryder: i got an idea Cj u were in the Libery right u remeber how to jook up car bombs and blow up the car right
Cj: so what
Ryder: we rig his car and make it look like the Mafia did it
CJ: but i dont' really know how but there's this guy his name is 8ball he work's wonders lets call him and lets steal this Cop's car
Ryder: i think he is at China town eating but u gott to Hurry up he ain't ganna stuff his face forever
Cj: alright Smoke when i steal his car i need a distraction come on
Cj steals his car and rigs it as Smoke distracts
then u walk in to eat with smoke and Watch Nick kang blow up and die
Mission Over 50,000

[tinydude48]

"Torture"
Ryder and CJ drive to the Ballas territory to get one of the Ballas and take them back to their turf.
CJ: hey man we'll drive to the Ballas Territory to pick up a ballas member and bring him back here to tell us where his drug dealing's are taking place.
Ryder: Hey man you say it.
CJ: ok let's go
CJ and ryder kidnap a ballas member
Ryder: hey CJ homie take him back come on
CJ: Yeah we'll go to the hideout at our turf
Ryder: Yeah sure
CJ and Ryder drive him back to the hideout at Orange Grove.
CJ: Hey man tell us where you getting the shipment in?
Ballas member: never you little sh*t ( spits on CJ's face)
CJ: That's it man look at this I've got very sharp chinese knives.
Ballas member: Go ahead man
CJ: (slashes ballas member with knive)
Ballas Member: ahhh fu*k
CJ: Now will you tell us or do I have to go again?
Ballas Member: hey hey ok man we're getting our next shipment at the airport in Las Venturra and it'll be at the hideout at Mount Chilliad.
CJ: OK homie man Ryder take care of him
Ryder: Sure thing man (chainsaw's him in millions of pieces)
Mission Passed: $3000

[Chicagoan]

"Outfoxed by the Fox"


By this point in the game, C.J. is already betrayed by the Leone family and is out for revenge. Salvatore has already left for Liberty City to join his youngest son Joey, so you have to eliminate his eldest son Michael, who runs things in San Andreas.

Find the limo on your radar and chase it down, silence the chauffer (sp?), and assume his place. Then drive to the casino to pick up Michael. He's bound for the airport. Drive to any secluded area and eliminate him....

Unbeknownst to you you've been followed, so race throughout the countryside until your opponent runs out of gas, then head for the crusher. Sayonara, Michael!

[Sam]

a mission to beat a clown. homie don't play that game.

[Lance]

I want to see some under-water missions and i would like to see a much tougher last mission. In the last 2 GTA games, the last missions were mediocre and fairly easy to beat. One more thing I would like to see is missions that you can do on your free time like in True Crime when the radio calls an emergency like an illegal street race or street fight. Things like that would be cool.

[tinydude48]

Your going to need a Police badge to do that. But it would be something good.

[surf_nazi]

Nah, I think SA should steer far away from being anything like True Crime, or I'd be really pissed off.

I think it'd be a really cool mission if they had you like wheel around town to kill a few guys, because they had a hit on them that you had to settle. Or like, a mission where you had to fight some tough gangstas to prove you were still tough, and than they'd like join your gang.

[I can`t wait til 29.10]

I`d like missions where you must shoot someone with Sniper. Remember GTA3 "Sayonara Salvatore" mission?

[Sam]

ahh i hated that mission

[Raan]

I would like to see a mission that involved inciting a riot, getting three stars and looting as much as possible in five minutes. Also, I would like to see actual jobs.

[surf_nazi]

Yeah a sniper mission would be badass.

[Vini]

The cool mission would be one that would require you to steal a plane, and crash it into a building, unfortunately they won't do that, because of 9/11

[a10]

i'd like to see a sa mission where you get to do a major bank robbery like in vice but a bigger bank with like 12 floors run and shoot as you go down the floors 2 floor one then the military kills the cops because there really smoke and sweet as CJ and ryder robbed the bank so sneak out the back door steal a getaway car and drive to the front of the bank as cops are shooting at you and the crew the crew gets in then drive back to the orange grove hideout but loose the tails stop when you get near water let the cops fly in the water then drive to hideout



the end

[red-e-2-die]

A mission where you have to break out of prison and free all of the prisoners along with you so that there's a huge riot.

[V2W]

Cut out the timed missions and races they suck!

[Vincent Pale]

a gigalo mission

or

mission where you break into a auto shop :violent: very simmilar to the one in GTA3 (but much more detailed ) with the banshee and steal a certain car and get out.


i would also like to see two guys walking down the street hand in hand or somthing that would be haliourous


or a mission where you have to snipe somone while they watch a movie and get out

[vc-gru-p]

a mission were u rob a bank

[vc-gru-p]

how about a mission were u escort a
star to there concert and some shit happens
along the way

[fatts]

dident that happen in vice city with that band blood fist or smoething like that

[bulletside]

oceans eleven: cosperacy cansino theft seriously coordinated massive payoff espionage action

[Starcorp]

- We wont die tonight-


Judu asks Carl if he could borrow your car, which your boys had worked on for along time. Carl trusts Judu, and in a cutscene he says: "ummm sure thing cheif". Carl then throws his keys to Judu, and he told carl that he would be back in half an hour, and to grab something to eat at the Well Stacked Pizza. After carl is done eating, he waits outside on a seat outside the pizzeria. Judu calls Carl and asks him if he could come pick up the car, by riding his bike to Ellsmere street. Carl asks why he cannot drive the car back, and Judu tells him not to worry. Then you must bike to the street which Carl is unfamiliar with, so he sees a couple on the street and asks them for directions, which they kindely give. When carl gets to the street he sees a huge gangwar, and Judu starts shooting at you. You can hear "Im sorry Carlyle" as you shoot. To your suprise your own gang members and Sweet are their with you. Shoot it out, and once all the rival gang is dead, Judu is the only one left and he drops his gun. Judu walks towards Carl pleading for his life, Carl asks him why did you do this? Judu takes out a gun and sweet puts a bullet in his head in a cutscene. An arrow points at your car down the street, you and Sweet walk toward it and inside is a suitcase filled with $25,000. Mission Complete( Judu missions are now over)


Dont ask me how I obtained this mission, but I have many more...Believe me or not, I still think their interesting if I was one of you and I myself would think it was fake. I dont mind if you don't believe me...

[a10]

Kendall has aboyfriend named brian he's in the ballas gang kendall doesn't know who he is there supposed to get married until she called CJ to go to her house so you get there there are a group of ballas are there getting prepared for the marrige but they remeber your drive by shooting so they take off shooting at you get out shoot them all then go to to kendalls door after there dead and then ther's a cutscene where brian gets home what's that in his hand a wedding ring you tell kendall the true now then brian slapped kendall kill brian with five uzi shots

[Starcorp]

Originally posted by a10
Kendall has aboyfriend named brian he's in the ballas gang kendall doesn't know who he is there supposed to get married until she called CJ to go to her house so you get there there are a group of ballas are there getting prepared for the marrige but they remeber your drive by shooting so they take off shooting at you get out shoot them all then go to to kendalls door after there dead and then ther's a cutscene where brian gets home what's that in his hand a wedding ring you tell kendall the true now then brian slapped kendall kill brian with five uzi shots


Worst mission ever?

[a10]

[cj walks in the door]
Ryder: yo homie yo diving suck hombre you ain't gon be in till you inprove yo diving skills homie

Sweet: for real homes i don't want to see your face after that stunt at the hotel y
Ryder: let me be new driver alright
CJ: i walk in the door and getting cursed out forget yall i'm moving to da country side in dillamore peace out

Cj moves to the countryside finds catalina

Catilina: hey baby let's play i see you back won't a little welcome home action a little bed action

CJ : baby not right now so what i gotta do i know you want something

Catilina: hmmmmmm yeah iwant you to kill farmer ben in fillamore
CJ:why wut he do
Catilina: he pays my bills so rob his grandmother's house then go to ben's and kill i'm leave no evidence you were there
CJ:aight

get outside use catilina's
take her car and drive to fillamore then wants you get there his grandma's making huge money from the mafia

go around the back door a man says he's taking a leak go down the stairs hide in the shadows under the steps then shoot im with a silenced pistol the mafia dudes up stairs come down to check everything out they look for him they never find him then go up the steps ben's grandma is on the bed watching tv kill her search the house get the things in the house and leave through the front door the mafia see you leaving shooting at you they get in the cars and chase you get to catilina's place without the car exploding no you can't steal a new one because there something in catilina's car when you get there she tells you what it is CJ is surprised when he looks at it then says i'll be back later i'm hraded for los santos again

[a10]

a man it's only a mission a fan mission straight

a lot of people prefer missions picking up fish and being a sailor it's crazy anyways we not gon argue but what's done is don you don't like ha great thanks a lot bye

sorry to be um off topic

[infiniteammo]

'Tacopalypse Takedown'

CJ has to jack all the Tacopalypse semi's driving around San Andreas making their deliveries, routing the shipment of condiments to his own gang's favorite snack shack.

This would be an optional mission, that would boost the healing effect of food bought at the gang's favorite hangout, and also the taste of the food, as in when they'd eat a meal there, they'd go "That was some tasty food." and before it'd be "Pfft, this is some nasty stuff, someone 'ought to do something about this."

Almost like an asset/stat building thing.

[Riffmaster Jon]

Any mision that involves doing drugs.
I like drugs.

[ska]

a mission where you stealth your way into an enemy car compund an steal a car full of drugs an stuff an on your way out the gang sees you leaving an chases you an you gotta lose them an get to your own territory

[Lao Boy]

yeah..drugs..(. . ) ( . .) :) I dont like drugs that much but drug missions are funny people trying to fight hopped up! lol!

[Lao Boy]

Dam i cant put images in my profile ..f*ck it!

[Ryuiji]

A mission that would be really fun would be where you have to steal vehicles that activate vigilante misisons. With increasing difficulty, since you have to steal them all, by increasing your wanted level to where the vehicles will begin to spawn.

-Police Motorcyle
-Police Car
-Police Maverick
-Undercover Cop Car (Cheetah, Infernus...)
-Police Boat
-SWAT Vehicle
-FBI Car
-The other FBI Car
-Army Patriot
-Barracks OL
-Rhino
-Hunter
-Ultimate Vehicle (Amphibious Vehicle?)

Activated by talking to maybe... a CEO, a leader of a large corrupt copany. (Possibly a company called Zaibatsu? Like the pharmacutical copany in GTA3, or the company that controls the city pretty much in GTA 2?)

[Sweet_Johnson]

I want an assassination mission of the Mayor Of Los Santos

[K-evin]

10 guys on a BMX coming after you,no time limit!
and a mission where you must get a plane get crashed into a building,but bevore you crash,you must bail out into the water!

[RideOrDie]

LA riots!

and maybe a mission where you're the get away driver for BJ smith, in a white suv.

[T-Dot_Souljah]

[CJ walks into room where Sweet, Smoke and Cornroll guy watchin TV]

Carl: Aiyyo, what the f--k poppin tonite?

Smoke: There's a party down the block tonite.. lotta asses to get knahmean? *laughs*

CJ: *laughs* yeah aite.. but we got business to take care of. You know them dudes who killed Ryder the other night? they with the Triad b--ches.. i need help takin they war lord out in fashion though WITH bodies.

Sweet: yeah yeah, less go then.

[they hop into the Greenwood and drive towards the fish factory. We see Triads juss chillin and talkin when suddenly the gate breaks open and Sweet and Cornroll guy start firing Uzis.]

Sweet: GET THE F--K DOWN FOR YOU MUHF--KAS GET ONE IN YO HEAD!

[CJ walks out with an AK and starts puttin clips in Triads, CJ runs towards the building, break the door down and kills the bodyguards. Three warlords stand there ready to shoot at CJ. Suddenly Cornroll guy rushes in and starts blazin a Mac all across the room and CJ starts puttin CLip for clip into the warlords. CRG covers CJ as he takes body by body and dumps it into the trunkand backseat. They dump the bodies into Yakuza territory...]

Mission Complete
Reward: Vengeance... and about $5000

[codman]

I like it T-Dot_Souljah!

[ska]

niiice

[Purple_Ninez]

ok u gotta go to kill this rich mobsterin rodeo but hes got more security than tony montana so u either have to disguise urself as a cleaner garbage man cop or u can go in guns a blazin but that has a lesser chance of success

[ska]

nice, multi optional dude

[Gtaobsessed]

Well for the ideal mision it would envolve the whole crew. CJ, Sweet, Ryder, and Smoke. They all would hop in a car and head for a stake out to rob a local bank. When they get there they are about to rush in when a rival gang shows up and they stare eachother down. Then CJ pulls out his gun and the gun battle begins. In the midst of the fighting SWAT shows up, the rival gang gets out of there, and since the heat is on CJ and the crew rush into the bank and hold up the cashiers. As they are getting the money SWAT drops through the skylights and ambush them. Then they two groups fight and Ryder falls! So CJ picks him up on his shoulder and everyone ducks out cash in hand! They get in thier car with CJ behind the wheel and Sweet applying pressure to Ryders stomach wound! Ryder in anguish is moaning with pain. Sweet says " We Gotta get to the nearest hospital or he is going to F***ING DIE!!!! CJ says "We cant go to the hospital with all this heat on our ass!" *SWEET POINTS A GUN IN THE FRONT SEAT IN THE DIRECTION OF THE HOSPITAL AND SAYS* " YOU GET THERE NOW GOD DAMMIT HE DOESNT HAVE MUCH LONGER!!!!!"
"OK" says CJ " But we gotta shake the heat on the way or were F***ED!"
So they beging to swerve and change lanes on the busy highway with a fleet of SWAT vans tagging along trying to keep up! Then with a stroke of luck one van trigger a chain reaction accident and a huge pile up occurs! Then they rush to the hospital and get Ryder in with hopes of him still making it! CJ and Sweet covered in Ryders blood sit down with the rest of the crew waiting patiently for an answer. Then the doctor comes out and says "Your friend has sustained a serious wound and is LUCKY TO BE ALIVE! But he will have to be here for a while because we have him hooked up to a pump giving him blood and he will be released tomorow."
"Thanks Doc!' CJ says with a sigh of relief. Then the CJ, Sweet, and Smoke go into to see him, and then leave with a huge sum of cash still in the trunk!!!
MISSION COMPLETE
:D :evil: :D

[ska]

like the idea of a three way battle

[SomeRandomGuy]

This is my last mission:

SIX BULLETS

Pick up Smoke at the Los Santos North Pay n' Spray. He will give you a 9mm, but the problem is it only has six bullets in it. Drive East and take a right turn out of the town. Head South until you reach the 5th Mile marker, and take a right. Remember that old abandoned warehouse that the hidden package was behind? The door will open now. Go in and immediately head to the right and up the stairs. Let Smoke take care of any guards and head into the door on the right up there. After you go in, you will see Sejò (some guy I made up- the main bad guy) talking on the phone with his back to you. You will learn that it was Phil(another guy I made up- You meet him in an earlier mission) who killed Ryder. Move CJ towards Sejo and Smoke will aim his gun at him. Smoke will get shot and die(:() Sejo will jump out the window and onto the roof. Run out and head to the right and slide down the pole. You will see Tenpenny come out of the door to your right and he will talk to you. Once he's finished you have to fight him. DONT use a gun, because you only have 6 bullets, so just keep kicking and punching and eventually he will die. Get in the Sabre out front and chase Sejo. Eventually he will spin out and crash into your casino (I forgot to mention, you chased him to Las Ventura). Chase him in. Run through to the back door and out into the staff car park. When he gets onto the motorbike time your jump so you can latch onto the back (that's another feature I added, being able to "Skit" on the back of cars, like cops). He will take you around the corner and eventually spin out again. There he will lose his gun and a bit of health. NOW the real fight can begin. Get to the crate at the back of the alley that you are in and duck behind it. When he gets near you shoot him ONCE. He will fall over and now you can kick him as much as you can. When he gets up, he should lunge at you and you need to overpower him(keep pressing 0). When you overpower him he will drop his knife. Shoot him dead. Before he dies he will shoot you twice, both in the chest. Carl will fall over and pass out.
The End?

[soraflair]

first mission dont mock me pliz
(one of the first ones)u arive at thebarber shop and get a hair cut (this is not the one with the old guy) so he askes if u can go downtown to get something 4 em so u agree *drives to downtown & to pick up* its an ally and cj sees the briefcase * grabs it* and drives back seems simple right right...

[Condor]

This could be good!
Hay I'm AUSTRALIAN, this is my firsy post so.......

This could be a good mission with everything in this order, A car first that u drive to a location, Then a boat to somewhere,then MAYBE a short flight, the car again with a stunt jump at the end and i mean a huge JUMP not a little pussy one.

thanx, Sticks A.K.A Wuhan

Ps. i dont no if i posted this in the right section i'll just hope i did

:Peace:

[Condor]

Its a bit farfetched i no but hay! it wont happen probably!

[BOB]

How about a mission were your ambushed by the Ballahs!

You, sweet, smoke,ryder and a few other gang members decide you you need some kick ass weaponry so you buy them for a large amount of cash to a small time gang that can get you your wanted fire power. So the deal takes place behind a large building at night the dealers on one side and orange grove on the other. as they walk towards each other 30 odd ballah members show at the top of the building and begin raining led on your asses all the gun dealers are killed along with many of your men. ryder then legs it to the crate of weapons and brings out an assault rifle and begins firing and yells "come on move your ass man Kill em, kill em f**king all" . You, sweet, smoke and the remaining gang members reach for the crate bringing out ak-47's, assault rifles and shotguns and start firing. The hole area turns into a warzone you all move back to back firing bullets in every direction. then as the sound of shooting begins to fade you know your winning until all thats left is the the sound of your own guns you all then stop firing. As the smoke from the guns clear you see bodys lying all over, blood sprayed up the walls and on the ground. As you all come to your scences you hear a moaning and find its a survivor with his hand blown off, sweet walks up to him and kicks him to the ground "you motherf**ker im goin to enjoy blowing you away!" then you come in "wait! dont shoot the B**tard...YET" (you go up to him) " I want you to tell all your friends what happened here today, I want them to know how we kicked your ass!... what the f**k you waitin for MOVE!" the guy runs off holding his wrist. Then smoke adds " wait wheres the f**king money" a car door slams and a car skids away into the distance "S**t" the ballahs know have your cash.

Plus this may seem cheesy but while the firefights going you could have battle scene music playing in the background? Just a thought. :Peace:

[SIG Loco]

In the Name of the Hood

Carl Arrives at the funeral home to say good bye to a Soilder.
Cj over cascet
Cj:yo were a good man homie i loved u like my brother it's sad to see you go like this but rememebr you Went out like a true gangsta."
CJ begins to cry
All of a sudden the Funeral Home is fulled up by Bullets and everyone ducks Two of your soilders escort you out into the back to jump in your car but Cj refuese and calles Smoke, Sweet and Ryder.
CJ: I'll DRive get ready to go gun down some nigg*s
another Soilder: o shit it's the cops hide your gun's CJ get the fuck out of here your wanted rememeber get the hell out of here we handle the cops
All four of them run out back steal a car and they chase the 2cars who did the drive by and they kill them and they find out it's the Ballas so you drive up to balla teritory and get out of the car and go to the GANGLEADERS house and kill him ( like a scarface thing) you kill him and you know offically own balla territory
Mission end

[T-Dot_Souljah]

good shit Vato.. i like the idea, but the script might need some work

[Condor]

k. This will make more sense to people who have seen the movie "Analyze That".

K. it starts of your going to rob a shippment off gold from Los Santos to Las Ventura. Its in a sercuri car that is guarded by this F.B.I in their cars one at the from and one at the back. you ambush them down a two lane street(in los Santos or in Las Ventura it dont matter)how you ambush the: you steel 2 semis in Previous missions one drives down the raod from the other direction and one up the rear they pull over so that the are blocking the exits. The drivers turn them of get out with the keys and run like hell. then your guys throw down smoke grenades from on top of buildings. while the smoke stays there u use a magnetic crane(like from a car crushers) to steel the the sercuricar but 3 dumbarse F.B.I agents jump on and attack you, you then kill them when the sercuricar comes into veiw. you then start loading up the gold into a bus and 3 of you guys get in the F.B.I uniforms, by this time they have started ramming the gate to get into the construction site just inside the building but one of your guys parks a fork lift thingy infront for some extra stregnth. the guys who stole the uniforms go and trick the other agents into going round the back to cut them off, but by some freaky coinscidence there is a film being shot thats of the Mafia and the agents think that that is them so they start telling rthem to put their guns down, while this is happening ur guys sneak off and get back in the bus that has the gold loaded into it and you get the fork lift thing out of the way and you drive off home free

Pay for mission: $100,000 or more

pleez tell me what you think

Thanx:Peace: :violent:

[BOB]

This is a continuation of my previous mission where the Ballas have your money.

So the Ballas have your money and have taken it to nightclub right in the middle of there territory and you've got to get it back. So once again it involves evryone you(CJ), Sweet, Smoke and Ryder you then steal two Balla gang cars just to piss them off even more when the time comes. so there's two people in each car as you approach the nightclub. You then stop the car down the street that the nightclub is on ryder sticks his head out the window of the other car an says "what do we do now?" you rev up your car then ryder grinns and starts reving up to, then at the same time you speed down the street and smash straight through the walls and windows making evryone duck for cover. you all get out of the cars and begin to shoot killing everyone insight no matter who they are (many of them are Balla's since its one of there propertys) and for those who have seen the film from Dusk till Dawn you will know how bloody it could just be but without the vampires and shit. So once you've killed everyone you go into the back where more will be waitin for you. Once they are dead you all go to the office where the manager is cowering behind the desk Sweet goes up to him " wheres the f**kin money you little shit" the manager points towards a safe behind the door Sweet drags him to it and makes him open it. you then take the case of money out and just as you leave sweet goes back to the manager and knocks him out with the butt of his gun and pulls out a grenade " shit man where the f**k did ya get that!" Sweet doesn't reply and forces into the unconsious managers gob before taken out the pin " f**k man are you crazy!" " who f**kin cares legit!" you then have eight seconds to get out the building before it goes up once this is done you have all your cash back again, you have really pissed off the Ballas and you have gained just a little more respect from your follow gang members not bad for a days work in San Andreas. :Peace:

[ska]

nice

[Big Mitch Baker]

Race the Train:
One of the Orange Grove members has been kidnapped by the Ballas and tied down to the railway track in Los Santos. Carl must race the train to where the Orange Grove member is and when Carl is there he has to untie the Orange Grove member and quickly get off the railway track. If CJ is too slow to get t the railway track the Orange Grove member would be an orange well squashed. Once Cj has the member untied take the member back to the Orange Grove turf and then Mission Complete.

Pay = $1,000

[ska]

is that all?

[DeathRow_inc]

id like to see more missions where there is some sort of original plan involved ...like in the movie "The Italian Job" or the bank robbery level in GTA: Vice City

[ska]

i wanna see more assasin misions, i had fun, jus me in my bobcat shackin bodies in the back.........ahhhh no.

[DeathRow_inc]

the BEST MISSION EVER would be a shootout between CJ AND HIS GANG VERSUS THE KKK IN A DRIVE BY SHOOTOUT!!!

[SIG Loco]

a mission with gupies and animals and sailor moon
ontopic a mission where u battle for respect

[vicepro122504]

Interesting missions.
Ive got a few.
One of them can be a a "backround" mission like the main mission for sunshine autos.
It's based on a casino, and yoy have to acumulate a certain amount of people, money, size, and content (what you offer [keno,blackjack,poker,slots,etc]) in a certain period of time to defeat your competiters.

[ska]

the game would more than likely get banned if the kkk were in it

[Drag0nRick]

The missions are alway good, still thare are always stupid missions but I wan't to see something that if you played all the missions, that there will be some kind of Assasin mission. You'll go to a payphone and the person on the other side says that you've got to kill someone no matter what.It must be hard to kill him or else it's boring. If you killed the person you'll get some money and you can do the mission again with another victim in another place. It's just to don't get bored if you played the whole game to 100%

[DeathRow_inc]

best mission ideas - cj in countryside shootout with the KKK
-mission where you kill tupac
-mission where you kill biggie
-you should have the ability to buy hoes and use them to generate revenue

[sananfan]

CJ and his crew plan to set up another gang by descising by
descysing as peds, and the ohter gang is just too stupid to
realize it. Cj and another main character make a deal with
the other gang for some spank, the other main character arrives
at the spot first which would be in a tunnel of Mt Chiliad.
While CJ has to pick up C4 from an annonamous someone who wants
the gang out of their way (probly another dealer). CJ has to
pick up and plant the C4 before a set amout of time or the other
gang will become suspicious and kill CJ's partner. CJ plants the
C4 on a bridge leading out of the tunnel, then arrives at the
location, the dealers suspect them of being members from the
Orange Grove Family which was planned by CJ so him and his
partner make their move stealing the spank and racing out of the
tunnel. The catch is that he has to keep his partner alive, and
he cannot let the getaway car take much damage because he has to
race out of the tunnel in a short amount of time. Which means he
should try not to crash at all even though it'll be hard weaving
through the winding tunnels. This was thought up as a hard mission
but it wouldnt be impossible, you would have a decent amout of time
as not to make the mission annoying. Then when CJ reaches the bridge
where the Orange Grove Family has parked a Packer (which is a
Big rig with a slanted bed). CJ jumps the the bridge with the
dealers close behind. It cuts to a short Cinematic where your
and the dealers car are bumper to bumper in mid-air and then the
C4 blows calapsing the bridge and sending the dealers car twirling
to the ground as a smouldering lump. Then for a touch of realsim CJ
and his partner crash into a tree, which sends the car aflame. You
and your partner huridly get out of the car and confront two farmers
on a tractor, they jsut have extremly puzzled looks on their faces,
while you and your partner exchange clances. Then it cuts to you and
your partner arriving safely back in the neighborhood on the tractor.
Mission passed, with an insanely large reward.
I appologize for spelling, length, and any cheesyness in my fantasy mission. I got bored

[888ball]

yes i can tell, that was your first post, this is my second so there!

[Big Mitch Baker]

Originally posted by ska
is that all?
r u talking about the pay or the mission script?

[ukplaystation]

how good is this thread well done to the creator!!!

[Mafioso]

Beat The Creep: During a gang war between the ballas and orange grove, A OGF Member supposedly misfired and kills your *homeboy. You need to show him what happens when you cross the family lines.
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Mission: Pickup the member for a supposed wall tagging (graffiti) turf claim.
Wreck him and leave him deep in the country. - Cool Cutscene - Smoke , You , And Ryder, Sweet, And OGF Member Are Packing Some Heat Shooting Up The Ballas Turf. Homeboy: " Take this you purple wearing mother******s! " (Scene Slows Down - OGF Member Aims At The Back Of Homeboy's head shoots a bullet through his head.)

* Homeboy could be anyone, nobody in particular.

Could involve a severing fingers cutscene aswell.
Sorry about previous Ryder statements, I hadn't read much about him.

[sananfan]

that mission sounds ok but i dont get the end

[Roughhouser]

Ok here is mine

Cesar in some heavy shit
Cesar is in some heavy shit. He lost his gamblin bits on a illegal race in San Fierro and so C.J. gotta help Cesar get some money or he is dead meat(He can't help you cause he is injjured). Cesar comes to the idea that you could rob the Casino in Las Venturas( After this mission, you can go to Las Venturas anytime you want). So first you gotta get some new clothes in San Fierro. An even better get a new Haircut and maybe a beard or something. Then you have to meet a contact man who knows cesar very well and who owns a Helicopter. But first you have to race him through Los Santos and a bit through San Fierro. When you win you get the Helicopter and a Weapon(for free of course). Now you have to fly to Las Venturas to the Casino that Cesar told you about. You have to land at the top and go through the Topfloor door. From there you have to go down some steps. On floor down two secirty guys stop you and attack you. But you dont wannt them to bust you don't you? So you kill them. You go through the door and now you are in the middle of the security room and in there are like 10 guards that attack you. It doesn't matter of you survive or you don't cause someone already sounded the alarm and the police(or should i say the
FBI) is already on its way. So now you have a timelimit from 6 minutes to get through the guards into the moneycahmber, get a bag full of money and escape! If you don'T do this in these 6 minutes the FBI will arrive and make things alot worse and heavier. So when you got the money head back to the roof and fly back to Cesar and give him the money. Your reward will be nothing but Cesar will tell your fellow gangmembers about your adventure and you will get alot of respect from your gangmembers.:evil: :violent: :Peace: :violent: :Peace:

[$kyline]

a mission where you have to do tricks on a bike kinda like X-Games or something.

[ska]

yeah...

[SIG Loco]

"Ceaser's word"
Ceaser and Cj walk into warlords house
Gang leader: is this the man who claims to be the one who took out all of the ballas in Los Santos
Cj: in the flesh
Gangleader: the names antonio Ceaser's older brother and Ceaser talks wonders about you and what you have done in Los Santos but this is a whole diffrent game amigo
CJ: same shit diffrent people
Antonio: no my friend this a whole type here in San Fierro we take pride in what we do we have respect if you are in a gang we have respect and power it's not the way it's down in Los Santos your smart you'll catch on quick if you don't then u get shot amigo.
CJ: i can watch my own back
Antonio: well good for you, u want an award listin here i'll set u up here if you can prove your loyalty to me and my brothers words. Take me and vceaser to take care of this traid
Ceaser: the chinito naw man he grauded u crazy
Antonio: you got what it takes to make it in San Fierro Cj , i'll help you then your crew and my crew united work side by side and lets make killing this TRIAD a sign of our new buisness relationship.
Cj: done
you drive antonio and Ceaser to kill the traid and take a OGF soilder and they kill the TRIAD warlord and you have to run to get away before more TRAIDS arrive and kill you
get back to Antonio's house and mission over
5000

[Roughhouser]

I would like a mission where you have to ride your BMX to the top of that mountain(in a race of course)and forst like kill then the guys who you are racin and then make a drug deal up there with the guys you will meet up there but the police will come and you gotta killem all and get the fuck outa there WITH the money and the drugs.

[sananfan]

like i got this from another forum so the idea is not my own but it sounds cool enough-paperboy missions on your bike, idk about fun but it would be ok

[SIG Loco]

"Money brings bitches and bitches bring lies PART I."

Cj is with his white girl friend and he is counting money and Ceaser walks in
Ceaser: yo bitch i gotta talk to you
Cj: hey who do u think you are
Ceaser: shut up this bitch has been doing deals with the flats and give off information off to the TRIADS y do you think they know what we do before we even do it.
CJ: is this true
GIRL: um no he is lying he's a stupid wetback
Ceaser pulls out his gun
Ceaser: yo what u call me
Cj stands infront of his girl and is about to punch ceaser but instead the girl takes out a gun and shoots CJ
then you play as ceaser for a point of the game. Then Sweet and Ryder walk in and see CJ on the floor and thinks Ceaser shot him.
Sweet: you shoot my brother (in tears) it's liek you shoot me am going to kill you
GIRL: it was him i saw him kill him it was the fucken wetback
Ryder pulls out a AK and shoots at Ceaser
Ceaser then runs out of the house and back to San Fierro
the girl friend is in charge of the OGF since she knew what CJ was up to
you play as ceaser and you have to get back to San Fierro in your hood before the OGF gangsters drive behind you and kill you.
Back in San Fierro the OGF has hitmen all over the turf, while you get a phone call from the girl saying CJ is in the hospital and she is going to kill you
Mission over

[SIG Loco]

"Money brings bitches and bitches bring lies PART II."
your playing as Ceaser you need to find the girl and take pictures of here doing transactions with teh TRIADS
you do a smiliar mission as Martha's Mugshot
The girl spots you and traids sawrm you and you have to get to Los Santos in OGF territoy while avoiding the OGF and Traids from catching you so u drive.
You arrive at Sweet's place and he has a note that he is at the hospital
you go to the hospital and you see Sweet in the hospital bed with CJ and the rest of the OG's when Cj begins to talk
Cj: yo man you had my back i knew that bitch was just iit for the money and poweryo had my back homie.
Ceaser: don't metion it essay i got these pictures just right know of that bitch here take a look
they all gaze at the pictures and all of a sudden Triads come out of everywhere to kill CJ and Ceaser and the OG's
Sweet: we gotta get out of here man yo Ceaser cover us we get Cj out of here and you cover us man
Ceaser: am out of clips
Cj: Ryder give him your knife as soon as a triad comes in kill himn and take his gun
Traids walk in and Ceaser kills him and they walk out of the plave an Ceaser covers for Cj as they take him out of the Hospital. You get in a minivan and drive to San Fiero while you play as Sweet with a uzi shooting off the Traids
Mission over

Back in San Fierro in

[SIG Loco]

"Money brings bitches and bitches bring lies PART III Triads and Trojans."

CJ: yo ceaser your a sweet gunner man someone we need. We ganna take out this bitch yo and her TRAID son of a btiches
Ceaser: how we ganna get in yo they got that place on lock-down
Cj: don't worry i know a guy who can get us in no problem just
we need an extra gun well a gunner runner
Ceaser: you need some quetes
CJ: u read my mind
Sweet: well glad to here your one of use Ceaser sorry i doubte dyou
Ceaser: it's only fair G well lets get going.
CJ: yeah homie i got a bullet with that bitches name on it
your summgled in a truck of bear in the GIRLS masion with the TRIADS you need to gun down and gain entrence in to masion with killing every TRIAD you see.
You get in SIDE and the TRIAD WARLORD comesout and Ceaser takes care of him and you move along by yourself since Ceaser is taking care of the WARLORD
CJ: walks into the ENTRENCE HALL of the 2cd floor
GIRL: the funny thing is we been together for a year and you don't even know my name
Cj: i wasn't inteeste din your name
GIRL: well is Jamie Chong and you screwed the TRIADS for the last time
you and Jamie fight to the death and go to cut scene
Ceaser walk's in with a gun in both hands and walks up to CJ and infront of Jamie's dead body.
Ceaser: she dead man
Cj: did it have to end this way homie
Ceaser: yeah it did
CJ: you had my back you really are my homie
CEASER: of caorse we are homie's and u know what the other bad part of what we just did beside kill her
CJ: no what
Ceaser: you just stained my new Carpet with blood am making you pay for that
CJ: laughing* yo crazy dog
CEASER: am serious you paying for that
CJ: you know what you better sell this house
CEASER: why essay
CJ: cause we going to LAS VENTURRAS for a while
CEASER: what for?
CJ: i got to take care of what i came here for
CEASER; whats that
CJ: to kill Tommy Vercitti
CJ and CEASER go inside a room of the masion
mission over
1,000,000

[GTAFreak01]

I think a mission were you have to take over a major gang area with your whole gang and when you get it you have to keep ahold of it for a certain amount of time! If you do, the teritory i syours, if not you can always try some other time! So its like a side mission!

[ska]

a casual gang war would be nice, where CJ is leading a team into Balla area

[Rexholy]

Vato Loco's idea is AAAAAWWWWWSSSSSOOOOOMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!
good idea except i don't think that you should kill tommy vercetti i think he should go down there and work for him and make it like how you betrayed the don. you come in just like in the last scene of scar fase and he kills every body and you sneak up behind him and blow him away.

[Sniper_In_Range]

I would like a mission in san andreas called "American Muscle", what happens is CJ is informed that a new gang leader has ordered a new car, really modified, american muscle car, it is being delivered in a truck, the truck will leave the car at easy autos in los santos and you have to shoot the two gang members who are going to collect the car for the leader, u must then drive the car to a 4 storey car park and park it on the 3rd storey, wait for Hilary King to Collect the car from you. Mission Passed $7000 P.s I made some of it up as i went along, what do you think? please reply

[dytrdr]

We need missions that involve wave-runners.

[Sniper_In_Range]

forget wave runners lol, i like to drive and shoot people, with or without a motive whether the person says summat bad on the game or they call me fido lol grrrr well anyway i despise most boats because oh my gosh they bounce around sooooo much lol

[dytrdr]

Well you could do drive-bys to other boats. lol

[Sniper_In_Range]

well yeh ok i admit i like sniping people wen im on my boat and then nicking theres , especially dinghis coz when u shoot them they fly off the dinghi well funny lol

[Sniper_In_Range]

what do you like to do the most dytrdr?

[SupaFlyz]

The best type mission would be like a mission called "Truce for Now" where all the gangs in every city have a truce and they all gotta go against the cops army and FBI because the to corrupt cops framed and the gangs and the all start fighting and every street you go on there will be a fight between gangs vs law and the only war to beat the mission is find the two corrupt cops and kill them and then help out all the gangs getting the law out of the block now that would be a mission

[Ramboyf5]

SA should have missions which concern stealth for a more realistic feel of the game. Like some mission where you have to silently eliminate a certain someone.

[Sniper_In_Range]

yeh, like u have to follow them or something from building tops (on foot) and then you snipe them or something to complete the mission.

[SnowDog]

It should have a mission with a really big gang fight.Something like 50 gangmembers for each gang.

[SIG Loco]

" Child Protection"
Cj walks in with Smoke to Smoke's mama house
(Family Friend) Miss Jones: Cj o dear these balla's are harrssing me and my baby Jamal, they want to drag him into this balla bullshit, O please help me. There leader is James, but he goes by JD please make him leave us alone.
Cj: i have to take him out anywayz this is just an exucss i needed his been shoveling his drugs into my streets don't worry he's done gone in a casket.
Miss Jones: o CJ how could you kill another man, but i guess thats how the life works just keep them away from my baby, he's only 8, thank you Cj thank you so much.

CJ and smoke walk out and take a bat waiting for JD to come ou tof his house. WHen he comes out of the house both you and smoke beat him with bats and take him to a river. You both get out of the car and blow it up with a gernade. Know you just declared an all out war, with Ballas.
Mission over

[Lance Vance]

all these are good ideas, but how bout one where u hafta like kill ur friend cuz he backstabbed u and is guna kill u, but he doesnt know u know.. lol get it? then everyone hates u and thinks ur the backstabber and junk.. cool eh? :P :D cant wait for SA!!

[SIG Loco]

"Homie Love"
Cj and Sweet walk up to Ryder and smoke.
Sweet yo homies we got some love to show to our streets.
Sweet: TO many people complaining we just a bunch of thugs and we don't protect ourselves from all of the wanna be gangster's trying to start shit here.
Ryder: so what we ganna do homie we gotta show them we the homies on the block.
Cj i got it round up all the wanna be shit starters and tell them the OGF challeneges them to a match.
THey round up all the trouble makers at the park and their they all have a huge rumble's with bats and sticks. beat up all the shit starters and mission over.
Mission Over

[indian-gangsta]

i want a mission where you have to spy on a theatre how by being a character in it so you have to become an actor witch means u have to get buff at the the gym and go to victim and buy some clothes and get a new haircut and then part of the act u pull out a gun wich everyone thinks is fake but its real and you have to shoot some one either in the play or in the crowd because theyve been doing dodgy buisness with other gangs and when youve shot them you have to runaway in a helicopter or plane i dont no thats probly the crapist mission ever but that was just my idea

[Mafia Hitman]

How about a mission were we all find out who fido really was and have to help him get to Liberty City for some reason.

*wonders if any of these missions could be in the game*

[Jabba The C.R]

The mission startes with a phonecall by some strange guy Cj don't know who it is.

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CJ: yeah? who's this?

Guy: Is this Carl?

CJ: yes who is it?

Guy: I don't wanna say my name , butt you can call me MR.X.

CJ: What do you want?

MR.X: I have heard you are a good killer!.

CJ: Yeah...I don't have time for this shit, please say what you want!.

MR.X: Take it easy my friend, I have a hard mission for you, so listen clearly on me now!.

CJ: How much do i get for this?.. I'm not doing this if it's not much money!

MR.X: please listen on me! I'm going to split the money 50- 50, if you get it to me.

CJ: so, I'm getting the money and brings it to you, wheres the money?

MR.X: Yeah, the money is in the foorest, in the east side of the red- country, you needs some firepower, becous its gangs watching the money, the money is in a bag in a house, in the middle of the foorest.

CJ: So it's a bag... butt, where do i get some good firepower?.

MR.X. you have to get your ass to bluebarry east, you will see a very old house, you can't miss it,.. anyway! when you get to it, you have to get to the backyard of the house and you will see a blue box... on that box you will see a desert eagle, take that and drive to the foorest, I'll call you when your there!.
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You take a car and drive to the old house and take the gun and drives to the foorest, the phone calls.
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CJ: MR.X?

MR.X: yes its me, Now go into the foorest, just go into it and you will see a couple of guys watching the house, ok, they are really tuff so you really have to kick there asses! when you have done that, take the bag and run like a bitch out from the foorest.
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You run to the house and shot all the gang members and run out from the foorest. now the phone calls again!
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MR.X: Good work mate, now drive to the same house and leave the money there!

CJ: My money then?

MR.X: OH, I forgote, take the money , now, its 50000 dollars, take half of it.

CJ: wow!

MR.X: I know, listen now , I know the gang is going to try taking you down, so you better take a faster vehicle, if you look in the right of you, you will see a big tree, behind that tree its a dirtbike, take that bike and take a shortcut i know, it's dirt road, its only 100 meters from you, now i have to go!.
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You take the bike and drives on the dirt road, when you are half away from the house three gang members on dirtbikes, is trying to take you down, they are shoting on you, you have to take them out... when you ahve done that you go to the house and leaves the money!
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Mission over

[SIG Loco]

A mission where you beat the hella out of some wannbe gangsta's like in Baby Boy

[DoomFinger]

Personally, I'd like a mission where you have to cause chaos (like "Messing with The Man"), except more extended. Like having to go round some neighbours' houses and organising a huge riot or something. Stuff like that would rock...
All this causeing chaos would of course be linked to the Rodney King affiar, which occurred back then.

[-SPIKE-]

i want a mission where you have to get to a certain place and go kill a guy and take his car and drive it back to the garage where they suddenly find a dead body in the back of the car and you have to return it because you got the wrong car.......\

[gtaguest17]

CJ gets a call on his cell phone from the manager of Burger Shot. They are running out of stock and need some more....

head to the morgue. You'll never be able to steal some bodies, so go to a nearby payphone and call in a bomb threat. The employees will pack the bodies into some vans and drive off toward another morgue. Follow them in a truck and ram into them, making the bodies fall out. Retrieve all the bodies and when finished, drive to the restaurant in Mulholland.

[Taxman800]

how bout a heat influenced mission (ya know the michael mann movie) well almmost exactly like heat.

The OGF main members are getting ready for a big time score on a securicar. This is an easy but complicated mission.

CJ, sweet, smoke, ryder are the peeps involved in this score.

Step 1: Hijack an 18 wheeler, (sweet does the same), go to the location of the armored car, and you in your 18wheeler, and sweet in his 18 wheeler smash into the car, knocking it onto its side. All four dudes run out from the trucks with machine guns and masks, take an envelope from the truck, and then deal with the armored car personnel. (This is all timed to make it tougher) Last step is to get into the getaway ambulance (parked in the right spot during preparation), drive a certain distance away, change clothes, and blow the ambulance. Aww yeah babe, mission over, reward 20 thou, split 4 ways=5 thou.

would be an early mission to get you some money to start with.

[BC Rich]

Hmm...I want a mission where you are in Las Venturra and there is some armored cars with gold and money being taken to a rival casino. You have to stop traffic and try and get the drivers out and find a way to get the cars moving again before the police get there and arrest you. If you succeed in getting the cars moving again, you and your gang take the armored cars to your casino and you pass the mission.

[Mafia Hitman]

Yeah that would be cool. I also liked gtaguest17's idea, it's very funny.

[SIG Loco]

a MISSION WHERE U blow up the gnag leaders car and start a war

[Mr. JY]

I want a mission where you burn down some old farmers crop and then he comes out with a shottie and you have a huge firefight with him and his family, 9 people.

[RideOrDie]

an eating contest...make cj eat as much as possible and have him throw up all over :D

[Robofish™]

i want a mision how you have to shot down a rich man flying to las venturas in a doo doo. and your in a ww2 war plane

[Robofish™]

oops i forgot to add this but i also want a mission how you have to go stop two rivel gangs selling guns to each other in the contry side by shoting and chasing the ones that escapted in there cars with a ww2 war plane

[Mafia Hitman]

When you forget to add something to your post, use the edit button, located in the right side of your post ;) .

[SIG Loco]

Originally posted by gtaguest17
CJ gets a call on his cell phone from the manager of Burger Shot. They are running out of stock and need some more....

head to the morgue. You'll never be able to steal some bodies, so go to a nearby payphone and call in a bomb threat. The employees will pack the bodies into some vans and drive off toward another morgue. Follow them in a truck and ram into them, making the bodies fall out. Retrieve all the bodies and when finished, drive to the restaurant in Mulholland.
that is sick and i like it

[Mafia Hitman]

Yeah, after the mision CJ goes to eat something at Burger Shot :D

[gtaguest17]

that can be like CJ's introduction to eating, just like during "Menace" he is introduced to hair cutting.

[Ramboyf5]

Mission: 'Get to the gym fatass before you suffer a severe stroke!' No, I'm j/k. Mission: "Go to the lookout and collect your weapons to stop [insert enemy name here] from reaching the airport."

[chrissy]

i would like a misson where u have to bomb a poilce station or something like that then u have to drive back to your base and loads and loads of police after u :-)

[CJ_13]

MY IDEA -- (NOT YET THOUGHT OVE A NAME THO) Ryt my idea is like ure doin missions for sum guy who owns a lot of san andreas and stuff so u get good friends with him and eventually theres a kinda bust up cause ure sick ove doin his dirty work so u and ure crew head to were hes at (a kinda place like tht plaza in die hard height wise) so u get a choice bust in the doors like a bad ass and punch kick and shoot :violent: ure way to the top ove the plaza were the dude is at or u can steathely make ure way up like u split up and sneak up at different times and on ure way u can help wounded ppl eat stuff from machines and stuff and keep on make ure way up which ever way u pick to go in so u have to go up say 40 floors to make it one F*** off mission and wen u get higher the security get tighter e.g more patrol more camera vision dtection things to decet intruders in room were only high up workers can get in to (you may need to go into these rooms to steal money or sumthin) and wen u reach the top ove the building u stand there with the still alive members ove ure crew (depending on the amount ove men u have tht will decide the number ove Guards with the dude ure tryin to kill) but u are not alowed to use weapons and neither are they and its raining which may make ure guy slip or what eva and its on top of a helipad and u have to take the on in a hand to hand combat fight but its not like normal peds e.g 3 punches kill its gonna be quite hard to kill them because they have loads ove health but ure also timer thats to let u no wen the cops are coming so once the big fight is ova if u win the cops arrive wether u did it before the timer ran out or its still had time u must get out by goin back down but now u cant be as stealthy because evaryone in da building knos ure there so u and u bruvva the only 2 ove use alive must battle ure way backdwon evary floor fiteing cops workers cleerners FBI detective army swat teams the lot but u can gung ho it or u can like hide be hind things and like bounce up pop a few guys get back down wait and so on and so on and wen u get out about ten cars packed with guys from ure crew skid in and warn u tht ure rival gang are on there way but the law are still on u so its a massive three way war outside this big plaza again u have a choice konda to bounce in a car and get outta there to ure hide out house wat evar or stay and get revenge on the law and those utha gang guys and the guys from the building and thats my mission idea what'd ya think
:finger:

[DualShotgun]

I wouldn't mind seeing some missions that involve you working for the rappers that appear in San Andreas, such as OG Loc, Madd Dogg, Maccer etc. It seems like missions for them is going to be an inevitability.


For example;

By recommendation of some of CJ's friends, Madd Dogg requests to see you. He's sick of that wannabe-gangsta OG Loc trying to hog the spotlight - Your mission is to send him a message by scaring him or beating him - but you fail the mission if you KILL him (Or, if you kill him you get extra money as a reward.)



:D

[gtaguest17]

I just had the best idea for a mission. Check it out-
By this time CJ is working for the mafia in San Fierro and they are mad because a cop from Los Santos is trying to uncover their activities. They sent a hitman over but the cop killed him, and he got wind that the mafi was after him and is on his way to LSX. Your mission: Get to a certain point on the cop's route to LSX and wait for him. When he gets there, pull out in front of him and kill him. As soon as he dies, two FBI cars come out of nowhere (They were his escort) There are too many to kill, so get back to your car and get back to the mafia mansion in San Fierro with them on your tail.

[gtaguest17]

Kendl's boyfriend was a member of the Ballas and he found out that her brother was the Grove shotcaller and wants to kill her because he thinks she was a spy. You and Sweet have to get Kendl to LSX on the highway with Ballas trying to do drivebys on your car. The highway entrance near Ganton is closed, so you have to go to the one in Ganton. Sweet is shooting them for half of the mission while you drive, but then he gets shot and you have to shoot in first person. When you get to the airport mission finished

[OGF RYDER]

Originally posted by keithrock
a mission were your a sailor and you have to find and get 5 parts of a puzzle that are hidden inside building then you have to find the treausure.Or some mission where you have to net a great white shark in a fishing boat. ^ WEIRDO

[Blueflame]

MY IDEA -- (NOT YET THOUGHT OVE A NAME THO) Ryt my idea is like ure doin missions for sum guy who owns a lot of san andreas and stuff so u get good friends with him and eventually theres a kinda bust up cause ure sick ove doin his dirty work so u and ure crew head to were hes at (a kinda place like tht plaza in die hard height wise) so u get a choice bust in the doors like a bad ass and punch kick and shoot ure way to the top ove the plaza were the dude is at or u can steathely make ure way up like u split up and sneak up at different times and on ure way u can help wounded ppl eat stuff from machines and stuff and keep on make ure way up which ever way u pick to go in so u have to go up say 40 floors to make it one F*** off mission and wen u get higher the security get tighter e.g more patrol more camera vision dtection things to decet intruders in room were only high up workers can get in to (you may need to go into these rooms to steal money or sumthin) and wen u reach the top ove the building u stand there with the still alive members ove ure crew (depending on the amount ove men u have tht will decide the number ove Guards with the dude ure tryin to kill) but u are not alowed to use weapons and neither are they and its raining which may make ure guy slip or what eva and its on top of a helipad and u have to take the on in a hand to hand combat fight but its not like normal peds e.g 3 punches kill its gonna be quite hard to kill them because they have loads ove health but ure also timer thats to let u no wen the cops are coming so once the big fight is ova if u win the cops arrive wether u did it before the timer ran out or its still had time u must get out by goin back down but now u cant be as stealthy because evaryone in da building knos ure there so u and u bruvva the only 2 ove use alive must battle ure way backdwon evary floor fiteing cops workers cleerners FBI detective army swat teams the lot but u can gung ho it or u can like hide be hind things and like bounce up pop a few guys get back down wait and so on and so on and wen u get out about ten cars packed with guys from ure crew skid in and warn u tht ure rival gang are on there way but the law are still on u so its a massive three way war outside this big plaza again u have a choice konda to bounce in a car and get outta there to ure hide out house wat evar or stay and get revenge on the law and those utha gang guys and the guys from the building and thats my mission idea what'd ya think And that in English and with punctuation please?

[Arto]

i would like to see an airplane mission of some sort.

[Don]

Originally posted by CJ_13
MY IDEA -- (NOT YET THOUGHT OVE A NAME THO) Ryt my idea is like ure doin missions for sum guy who owns a lot of san andreas and stuff so u get good friends with him and eventually theres a kinda bust up cause ure sick ove doin his dirty work so u and ure crew head to were hes at (a kinda place like tht plaza in die hard height wise) so u get a choice bust in the doors like a bad ass and punch kick and shoot :violent: ure way to the top ove the plaza were the dude is at or u can steathely make ure way up like u split up and sneak up at different times and on ure way u can help wounded ppl eat stuff from machines and stuff and keep on make ure way up which ever way u pick to go in so u have to go up say 40 floors to make it one F*** off mission and wen u get higher the security get tighter e.g more patrol more camera vision dtection things to decet intruders in room were only high up workers can get in to (you may need to go into these rooms to steal money or sumthin) and wen u reach the top ove the building u stand there with the still alive members ove ure crew (depending on the amount ove men u have tht will decide the number ove Guards with the dude ure tryin to kill) but u are not alowed to use weapons and neither are they and its raining which may make ure guy slip or what eva and its on top of a helipad and u have to take the on in a hand to hand combat fight but its not like normal peds e.g 3 punches kill its gonna be quite hard to kill them because they have loads ove health but ure also timer thats to let u no wen the cops are coming so once the big fight is ova if u win the cops arrive wether u did it before the timer ran out or its still had time u must get out by goin back down but now u cant be as stealthy because evaryone in da building knos ure there so u and u bruvva the only 2 ove use alive must battle ure way backdwon evary floor fiteing cops workers cleerners FBI detective army swat teams the lot but u can gung ho it or u can like hide be hind things and like bounce up pop a few guys get back down wait and so on and so on and wen u get out about ten cars packed with guys from ure crew skid in and warn u tht ure rival gang are on there way but the law are still on u so its a massive three way war outside this big plaza again u have a choice konda to bounce in a car and get outta there to ure hide out house wat evar or stay and get revenge on the law and those utha gang guys and the guys from the building and thats my mission idea what'd ya think
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whoa, this longest sentence ever, all in one breath :eek: ?

I didn't even bother to read that, since it's written like shit.
Read the rules

[d-block]

MY IDEA -- (NOT YET THOUGHT OVE A NAME THO) Ryt my idea is like ure doin missions for sum guy who owns a lot of san andreas and stuff so u get good friends with him and eventually theres a kinda bust up cause ure sick ove doin his dirty work so u and ure crew head to were hes at (a kinda place like tht plaza in die hard height wise) so u get a choice bust in the doors like a bad ass and punch kick and shoot ure way to the top ove the plaza were the dude is at or u can steathely make ure way up like u split up and sneak up at different times and on ure way u can help wounded ppl eat stuff from machines and stuff and keep on make ure way up which ever way u pick to go in so u have to go up say 40 floors to make it one F*** off mission and wen u get higher the security get tighter e.g more patrol more camera vision dtection things to decet intruders in room were only high up workers can get in to (you may need to go into these rooms to steal money or sumthin) and wen u reach the top ove the building u stand there with the still alive members ove ure crew (depending on the amount ove men u have tht will decide the number ove Guards with the dude ure tryin to kill) but u are not alowed to use weapons and neither are they and its raining which may make ure guy slip or what eva and its on top of a helipad and u have to take the on in a hand to hand combat fight but its not like normal peds e.g 3 punches kill its gonna be quite hard to kill them because they have loads ove health but ure also timer thats to let u no wen the cops are coming so once the big fight is ova if u win the cops arrive wether u did it before the timer ran out or its still had time u must get out by goin back down but now u cant be as stealthy because evaryone in da building knos ure there so u and u bruvva the only 2 ove use alive must battle ure way backdwon evary floor fiteing cops workers cleerners FBI detective army swat teams the lot but u can gung ho it or u can like hide be hind things and like bounce up pop a few guys get back down wait and so on and so on and wen u get out about ten cars packed with guys from ure crew skid in and warn u tht ure rival gang are on there way but the law are still on u so its a massive three way war outside this big plaza again u have a choice konda to bounce in a car and get outta there to ure hide out house wat evar or stay and get revenge on the law and those utha gang guys and the guys from the building and thats my mission idea what'd ya think


man i cant belive u this shit u took that shit off of true crime man come up wiht ur own shit and dont take other ppl thing man :finger: :finger: :finger:

[Xeroer]

777 Posts!? This thread was teh holy.. Until I posted.

[Xeroer]

Originally posted by CJ_13
MY IDEA -- (NOT YET THOUGHT OVE A NAME THO) Ryt my idea is like ure doin missions for sum guy who owns a lot of san andreas and stuff so u get good friends with him and eventually theres a kinda bust up cause ure sick ove doin his dirty work so u and ure crew head to were hes at (a kinda place like tht plaza in die hard height wise) so u get a choice bust in the doors like a bad ass and punch kick and shoot :violent: ure way to the top ove the plaza were the dude is at or u can steathely make ure way up like u split up and sneak up at different times and on ure way u can help wounded ppl eat stuff from machines and stuff and keep on make ure way up which ever way u pick to go in so u have to go up say 40 floors to make it one F*** off mission and wen u get higher the security get tighter e.g more patrol more camera vision dtection things to decet intruders in room were only high up workers can get in to (you may need to go into these rooms to steal money or sumthin) and wen u reach the top ove the building u stand there with the still alive members ove ure crew (depending on the amount ove men u have tht will decide the number ove Guards with the dude ure tryin to kill) but u are not alowed to use weapons and neither are they and its raining which may make ure guy slip or what eva and its on top of a helipad and u have to take the on in a hand to hand combat fight but its not like normal peds e.g 3 punches kill its gonna be quite hard to kill them because they have loads ove health but ure also timer thats to let u no wen the cops are coming so once the big fight is ova if u win the cops arrive wether u did it before the timer ran out or its still had time u must get out by goin back down but now u cant be as stealthy because evaryone in da building knos ure there so u and u bruvva the only 2 ove use alive must battle ure way backdwon evary floor fiteing cops workers cleerners FBI detective army swat teams the lot but u can gung ho it or u can like hide be hind things and like bounce up pop a few guys get back down wait and so on and so on and wen u get out about ten cars packed with guys from ure crew skid in and warn u tht ure rival gang are on there way but the law are still on u so its a massive three way war outside this big plaza again u have a choice konda to bounce in a car and get outta there to ure hide out house wat evar or stay and get revenge on the law and those utha gang guys and the guys from the building and thats my mission idea what'd ya think
:finger:

Some nice text ellaboration there.. Does it resemble someone in ASCII art if viewed 2 metres back?

[PieceOfKate]

a mission where you steal important files from a mansoin

[Condor]

A mission where you have to pull a job with your gang. Like robbing a casion like they do in the Movie "Oceans Eleven". That would be cool!

[AndyHogg]

i hope its got more car bomb missions, i was devastated that VC didnt

[SIG Loco]

"A Killer at heart"
cj walks to the large crowd
police sherif annouces to the town
shrief"Hello all of you we offer a reward to anyone who kills a madman who is on the lose reward 1,000,000 dollors. He is currently said to beliving in the moutian of Mt. Chillad

Cj gets on a atv and go into the the forrest
Find physco and kill him with a chrome shotgun and take pictures to show proof tro Shrief.
Mission over 1,000,000

[AndyHogg]

they should have really big bank robbery missions like the one in VC. that was the best mission in the game

[fatgayguylol]

does any1 got info on the next GTA cause i heard u play in Tokyo on the next GTA and so...........if u know anything rite bak or e mail me at rezno2k10@yahoo.com

[fatgayguylol]

they should make a mission where u have 2 go take a friend into a bar and u cant bring guns into the bar and all f the sudden a BIG BRAWL breaks :evil: hahhaha that be so sweeet :evil3:

[Stu]

San Andreas 69ers missions: The owner of the team hires you to take care of some problems (killing rival teams' players, kidnapping them so they'll agree to transfer to the 69ers) ending with Carl having to disguise himself as a 69 and actually go ONTO the field and take out a player that's been demanding too much of a salary.

And a big one that goes like this:
The first part is Carl storms the base of an enemy(like with Diaz in VC), and when he gets through all the guards to a certain point, the leader tries to escape in a car. This leads to a cutscene of Carl hopping on a motorbike outside the base and he has to chase the car down. It'll be indestructable, so it's basically just about keeping up. Eventually, the chase gets to one of the following:
-Railway station, and Carl has to chase the train to get on board and kill the guy
-Airport, where the guy gets in a Hellicoptor and Carl must shoot it down.

[fatgayguylol]

i guess u should make 1 like when u had to kill Diaz.....i loves that mission.......its a lot of gun action....

[fatgayguylol]

i got this from dog day afternoon u walk into the bank get the money and rite when u leave the cops come so a cutscene comes up and it show the swat bustin in.....so u kill the swat and another cutscene should appear that u want a big bus.....big enough to get the hostages in soooooooo u take the hostages in the bus and as u make your way to the airport u see some more swat so u kill them and just 4 fun u kill the hostages and take the jet,plane,or helicopter and get ur butt home but the police follow u so u have 2 gunn them down as u reach your house the mission ends
:finger: :evil: :evil3: :mad2: :violent:

[MuseiRain]

I like any mission with a shotgun.

[Joost Tijsen]

like a mision where u go into a dojo and have to kill al samurai's to obtain a new cool attack of the katana

[AndyHogg]

a mission where you have to kill some warlords. like the one in GTA3

[SIG Loco]

shoot up the mafia in a huge gang war.

[AndyHogg]

theres a three-way gang war, and your in the middle of it

[J-20]

A gang war where your fighting the ballas and vagos and some of the OG's in the Orange Grove Families come with you and there are random times when one of the other gangs cars tries to do drive-by's on you.

[DanDy]

OK , heres my theory on the storyline twist... Its obviously no where near the truth but when i work at R* ( :P ) this will be in the directors cut version.

B-Dup kidnapped CJ's younger bro to bring him back to the hood, then he waits for the right moment to kill CJ, but waits too long, And CJ is tipped off about this, the final mission being a car chase all the way from The Los Santos hood, to the top of chiliad, a plane chase to san fierro where you crash into the water midway between SF and LV because of machine gun fire from B-dups dodo.... You crash into the sea bringing D-dups plane down with you. You chase him through the water to the Edgar Dam, where B-dup gets into a hunter, which is conveniently parked next to the one that you've to chase him in. You chase him all the way to Las Venturas where he lands on a helipad of a casino, and the roof closes over the helipad. CJ hovers above the roof of the casino where his gang get out...you land the helicopter and go into the casino where your gang already have B Dup at gunpoint and his brother is sitting on a pool table....then a cutscene with him re-uniting with his bro...then he tells him to hit B Dup and then you shoot him in the head with a deagle (riccardo Diaz style) and the credits fade in....


What do you guys think?

[MAD MAN]

i would lik a mission in u need to do a incredible masacre!(an inpossibal 1)
KILL 100 in 30 seconds!!! now that' a dare!

[HypnotizeMindz]

Originally posted by J-20
A gang war where your fighting the ballas and vagos and some of the OG's in the Orange Grove Families come with you and there are random times when one of the other gangs cars tries to do drive-by's on you.

^^^ for real i hope that shit actually IS in the game... like with the AI, that the other gangs will do so random drive bys, it'll be mad... just be walking round hear a car pull round and shots just poppin off atcha! :violent:

[I am a bad man]

New mission...

It's 10:02am, Thusday 28th Oct in the UK, (or 25th Oct if in US version). Mission briefing - grab a copy of GTS:SA as soon as possible...

Sweet Johnson: 'Hey bro, head down to the local game shops, check 'em out, see if someones broken ranks and put the game on the shelves already'

Mission succeeds if you find hidden GTA:SA package, if not answer cell phone.

Caller: 'So who's this? Never mind, okay, the word on the streets is that some stores are opening at midnight - we want you to go and see if dis is true. click'

Mission succeeds if you find SA from anywhere at midnight, don't forget the 24hr supermarkets. If not wake up in hotel with stranger holding a gun to your head.

Stranger: 'Yo punk, looks like yo' not scored any SA yet, better get up MF'k'r and head down to ths shops, don't come back without it...'

Mission succeeds if you get SA - Massive new game reward, insert GTA:SA mission disk in PS2 to continue...

Still no GTA:SA? - damn, you in trouble......

[Grimpy]

How about like in Italian Job where you gotta hack into the traffic lights (or goto the controlling building and kill the peeps inside) and stop the traffic everywhere and let ur m8 go past everybody really fast or u gotta nick a car while the lights are on red:evil:

[bobjoebillybo]

i think it would be awesome if you like stole military equipment, like a helecopter full of bombs. You then had to drop the bombs onto enemy territory. that would be awesome!

[compu_head]

Blow up the Gant bridge!!!! Blow up the Gant bridge!!!! Blow up the Gant bridge!!!! Blow up the Gant bridge!!!! WOO- It will hopefully get repaired of course :D

[AndyHogg]

Originally posted by I am a bad man
New mission...

It's 10:02am, Thusday 28th Oct in the UK, (or 25th Oct if in US version). Mission briefing - grab a copy of GTS:SA as soon as possible...

Sweet Johnson: 'Hey bro, head down to the local game shops, check 'em out, see if someones broken ranks and put the game on the shelves already'

Mission succeeds if you find hidden GTA:SA package, if not answer cell phone.

Caller: 'So who's this? Never mind, okay, the word on the streets is that some stores are opening at midnight - we want you to go and see if dis is true. click'

Mission succeeds if you find SA from anywhere at midnight, don't forget the 24hr supermarkets. If not wake up in hotel with stranger holding a gun to your head.

Stranger: 'Yo punk, looks like yo' not scored any SA yet, better get up MF'k'r and head down to ths shops, don't come back without it...'

Mission succeeds if you get SA - Massive new game reward, insert GTA:SA mission disk in PS2 to continue...

Still no GTA:SA? - damn, you in trouble......

Nice post.

[monroeallstar2]

wtf lol how do ya think of gay stuff like that "I am a Bad man"

[Mopey]

i would like a hitman style mission were u sneak into this church and snipe some gut then blast yuor way out with double wielded sawn off shotguns

[Axl Daysra]

I would like a non-stealth mission where you'd like enter a building and just shoot everyone, not failing it if you're seen.

[fatgayguylol]

wow a lot of ppl post here lol

[Johnny C]

Originally posted by MAD MAN
i would lik a mission in u need to do a incredible masacre!(an inpossibal 1)
KILL 100 in 30 seconds!!! now that' a dare!

man thats not impossible!

[blackninja]

the mission i want to see is go and kill all the pimps and hoes and get back your respect because thay took you money and respect

[travdog]

ok, i was thinking as a joke in a thread taht there would be a pirate ship out in the sea, full of physcho people who think its the 1700's and think they are pirates, they have weapons like swords, sawn off shotguns, country rifles and knifes (or maybe there wll be new weapons better for it) and yuo work for some rich guy who wants mroe and more money and he sends you on missions for robberys and such, you get onto the ship, but lose ur weapons, yuou have to sword fight some people with new and better physics for the sword, and you can take their sawn off shotguns as an extra bonus just in case, at the end you lose ur sawn off shotgun and fight the captain in a sword fight, you take the treasure and carry it like you do with t.v's and haul it onto your boat, drive the boat to the docks and bam mission over

I have ltos of ideas for missions and ill post them and try not to double post =)

[flyingm0nk3y]

Alright, here's mine.

A mission much like the riot mission on San Andreas.
Only this time, the people will be more hostile, and they will use more melee weapons, like bats. They will be attacking in groups, and they will be attacking anyone they see. They will also be robbing places, breaking windows, tipping cars, setting people on fire, etc.

It sounds kind of sick, but I think it is a good idea

[Silas]

What I'd like to see in the next GTA game would be like....animals...

and kids or somethin'... :evil: :violent:

So, you could like, fight or wrestle mountain lions in the mountains and get mauled while trying to finish a mountain bike race... heh heh... I think that'd be awesome. Wolves in the forest....and attack dogs for police! Like a whole K-9 unit 'n stuff...

Or a hunting mission...where you get attacked by a bear

Sharks n' stuff for the sea....

And I'd like to see rag doll graphics...or at least that the bodies can interact with their environment 'cause I hate it when I kill some guy next to a wall and when he falls over, half of his body is on the other side of the wall.... It'd be better if they could slump over on the wall...

Stuff like that...'course it'd hafta take a long time to develop, but I reckon it's worth the wait.

[flyingm0nk3y]

^
I doubt you'll ever see kids in a GTA game. And as for the animals, I doubt that too. PETA would be all over Rockstar

[estimator]

here's a cool mission idea: first part of the mission would be to get 3 of your hommies in a car, go and blow out the electrical box at the local cop station, put on your (night vision), take over the police headcarters and keep protecting it for a while (just like holding on to a territory)

that would fuck up the police in that city (depending on the city)

that would make the police station an asset witch gives you money for all the police jobs going on in that particular city.

and then everytime that you go back in that station, you would have options on operating police jobs in the city

1- you could determinat regions that you want more protection against other gangs (using the cops on your side).
2- on certain days, you would have the choice of having no cops at all in the city (12 hours at a time only) - anarchy in the city
3- other option of giving up your position as police leader and return everything to normal (only to try again later if wanted).

kinda like being Frank Tenpenny

[capo]

GTA multiplayer !!!

[albo]

Couple of ideas I had before, but have no idea how to create missions.

I'd like to see one or two more missions which involve stealing police vehicles.. Haven't seen one since II. (i.e. first a car or bike, then a van, then a special agent car, then a tank)

How about the following - You pick up a van at night but the police are on the look out for this van, you have to deliver it to somewhere on the far side of the city and keep it out of view of the police at all times. If you get spotted by the police they will automatically chase you. You have to either lose them or bribe them because the van is too hot for spray shops, and they can't be on your tail when you arrive. (You could also kill them, but that would make it worse for yourself)

On the top floor of a multi-storey car park you're given a sniper mission. However, it's a trap. While your busy looking through your scope, the guys who gave you the mission sneak up. Your mission is now escape from the car-park (for some reason you can't just jump off).

A gang boss just screwed you so you have to get revenge. (This could be the follow-up) Or maybe you want to start a gang war for some reason. Steal his driver's limo, then come to pick him up. When he gets in he realises your not his real driver, so you have to drive really fast (or something) so he can't get out. Drive to his rival gang's territory, and they recognise his car so they start shooting. Wait till the last moment to escape the burning car, and it blows up with him in it.

A hated gang is having a car race. You're given a rocket launcher or a minigun or something and you know the checkpoints of the race. Get to a check point and blow up every enemy gang car that tries to drive through it. But they get wise to you and change the check points mid-race every now and again. You have to get to another check point to continue your mission every time they do this.

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down? I suppose it was kind of done in VC and I

Working for a gang of Vigilantes, you have to go into a shopping centre and kill all gang members with a flame thrower (like a rampage), but one civilian casualty and the mission is failed.

For this next one, you've been hired by the local TV/news company. Steal a car and start driving your wanted level up to the specified level. Then drive around town through checkpoints with the cops after you. The TV company will have cameras ready at every checkpoint and thus able to offer extensive coverage of the exciting chase.

[albo]

Paramedic Mission: - Riots have broken out all around town. People are being shot and beaten up to within inches of their lives. Hijack an ambulance and try and get as many people as possible to fast food restaurants before they die.

[albo]

STEAL A BUMPER CAR

The carnival is in town, and your collector friend would like a bumper car for his collection. Of course they can't be just driven down the road (outside their cage thing), so here's what you have to do:

Get a burglary van and park it so that its back is pointing towards the bumper-car floor exit. (which is foolishly left open by the carnival operators). The van must be down a step or something so you can just roll into it. Now have a go on the bumper cars and some time during your 2 minutes, point your bumper car at the truck parked outside, and drive towards it building up momentum so when you leave the "arena", you'll have enough momentum to coast into the back of the van.

Now jump into the driver's seat of the van and tear off down the road trying to lose the Hiace vans on your tail being driven by pissed-off carnies, and deliver to your buddy/client/whatever.



PHOTOGRAPHY

(inspired by City of God) You're recruited by a gang to photograph their gang battles. They go to the territory of one of their rival gangs and you have to photograph the fight. Of course the rival gang members think you're one of them and start to shoot at you. You have to defend yourself and your employer gang, and follow them around to a few fights like this. After a while the cops get involved and stuff.

Anyway, the more gang members you can get into the photographs the better, so it's worth your while to help protect your employers. Then you have to get the photos to the newspaper office.

In another followup mission, your employers are now in cars doing drivebys and car chases and shooting at each other from car to car - this is what you've to photograph. They might be involved with the police too.

[Frank 871]

More assassination missions like "Sayonara Salvatore" in gta3.