Favourite Pedestrian Saying

[tinydude48]

Please forget about my other post because I wasn't signed in anyways what is your favourite pedestrian saying mine is hey yo hey yo yo move. What might be yours?

[John Connor]

Mine is "What are you doing, Chilli pepper?" Some black pimp in a pink suit i believe says that, im not sure

Lol, Chilli Pepper :D

[tinydude48]

lol isn't that pink suite guy the gay person on the rollerblades.

[John Connor]

Oh, i thought it was a pimp, cause the pimp in the pink suit was always there when that was said

I also like it when The Mario Boys say "Heyy! Its Mr V!!"

[tinydude48]

Isn't that pimp person on the Rollerblades with the pink shirt and pance.

[John Connor]

Probably...but the only person i see around town on skates is a girl and the person who says "What are you doing, Chilli Pepper" souunds like a guy lol

[DarkPhantom]

"heeey its mister V"

[Don]

'Hey man thats not a parking spot!'

They say better things in GTA3. Like 'My mother's my sister'

[tinydude48]

Yeah and what about "Get off off the road" and "Get in the back ahhh".

[SimonS]

'Don't Push the Mario Men'

[Don]

'You better tell him mario'

EDIT: 'Come here and sit on my knee'
'Man, you nearly got any manke-up'
'Don't make me run'

[stealth1991]

when i stole a car from this girl and she said hey i f**cked every one in this car

it was the funniest thing i ever herd on gta vc

[commie4321]

Hey move that piece of shit off the crosswalk!

[Zidane]

'Ahh, you freakin' hit me you freakin' freak!'

[John Connor]

"Dont make me run or I'll get all sweaty" (said by the police)

and

"Hey! I did your wife, you poor b*stard!" (usually, Tommy says that when in pursuit running from the police)

They actually do say funnier things in GTA3, though, like: this unknown ped says something like "Shifted prick!" when your driving on the streets and smash into a car or this guy in a light brown overcoat says "My money, my problems." :D

[Don]

I thought it was 'no money, no problem'.

I also like all the things the Colombian Cartel says. 'Watch the wheels gringo' I like the gringo things

[John Connor]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
I thought it was 'no money, no problem'.

I also like all the things the Colombian Cartel says. 'Watch the wheels gringo' I like the gringo things

You're right! It is 'No money, no problem.' I think in the game, I just heard it wrong.

And you're also right about the Columbians saying 'gringo', that sounds kinda funny.

[tinydude48]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
I thought it was 'no money, no problem'.

I also like all the things the Colombian Cartel says. 'Watch the wheels gringo' I like the gringo things


I also like that one and at the beggining I like it when he goes "come on come on senior dickhead " and also I like "hey man you to me car!!"

[brokenfish]

come on come on senior dickhead allusion to gta3?

[solidsnake275]

mine is "What's up man amigo" said by the amigo dude peoples who whoever they r

[Hellae]

I like the noise they make when you run them over with a car. :p

[brokenfish]

you mean "splat?"

i like the way people fly up into the air spinning if you ram them at high speeds :)

[John Connor]

Yeah, and their bodies fall to the ground when you look after hitting them. At times, they scream when you chase them with a car, I practically laugh everyime.

mine is "What's up man amigo" said by the amigo dude peoples who whoever they r

I think you might be referring to the Cubans Gang. Didn't you know that by now? If not, then you must have not been playing Vice City very long if you don't know who the gangs of the city are.

[Don]

'You gonna be sorry'

So you guys agree that GTA3 has better sayings than Vice City? In GTA3 you hear them more somehow

[John Connor]

Yeah in GTA3, you can hear a lot of people yelling at you...I forgot most of them, even the ones the hookers say.

[Don]

'take a girlfriend'
'I'm gonna getcha'
'I'ts no problem to kill you'
'Senior dickhead'
'You talkin to me?'

[brokenfish]

i heard a hooker say this one time:

no money? no funny bunny, honey!

[Don]

I like those simple things like 'I got an itche' - 'Baby I feel so good'

About the thing that Hellae said: He's right. The sound of running someone over is way better in GTA3 :evil3: . You almost don't hear it in Vice City

[brokenfish]

oh i just thought about the restaurant kids.

they act so gay! :p

[John Connor]

Woww...they do act gay lol.

Hey, guys, I just figured out something, did you guys know in both GTA games if you pick up a hooker and start doing the 'horizantal polka' in the back seat of the car, and then after the hooker leaves the car, you can get your money back from her by running her over or shooting her. :D

[brokenfish]

yeah i knew that. i did that every time!

[John Connor]

Lol, yeah money back, and interest. :D

[brokenfish]

well, sometimes.

other times, if you get unlucky, it will turn out to be a poor prostitute. then you only got the health :o

[ZCAB]

"You're going the wrong way, Holmes!"

[John Connor]

Thats from the Cubans, even if your not going the wrong way they say that. lol

[Don]

I think we all know about the whore thing, But I don't care about a few 100 bucks. In GTA III, you make a lot of money in a short time. Just do one taxi mission and you'll have your money back

[ZCAB]

Or kill the whore and take your money back...

[Don]

I always kill her, but you can't lock on her. So sometimes I'll just let her go. She's only doing her job

[John Connor]

Yeah, prostitution, but I myself like to conserve money (especially in GTA) that way I have more money for guns and street wear...:D..and besides how do you know that hooker isn't ripping you off when you 'do' her?

[Don]

Anyway, I've played GTA3 again today, and I've heard the following things:

'Talk to the hand'
'I smell great'
'There ain't no gentle in that one'
'I'm gonna getcha'
'Real nice baby, real nice'
'whooowiii'
'Yep, I've been drinken again'
'I'm gonna bust ya' ass'
'I gotta go on vacation'
'I need a sigaret'
'Where the hell am I?'
'Damn, baby you look fine'
'Kiss ya' ass goodbye'
'Always trouble'
'You gotta kiss me'
'I need a drink'
'Damn you should have killed me'
'You skinny bum'
'Smoke 'em if you got 'em'
'I got a better car then you'
'What are you? Blind?'
'Damn farmer'
'Grab 'round my ass'

I'd say, there are some good ones in it. I like the 'Whooowiii', somebody's always saying after a gunfight. Yea!

[John Connor]

I played GTA3 again this morning as well and I've heard most of those sayings.

[Don]

Just stand somewhere and you'll hear the most dumb things.

[hudhighkhg]

"Hey move that piece of shit off the crosswalk!"

[brokenfish]

hey! who do you think you are?!

then i point a gun at him...

ooh, shit!

[Don]

I like to aim a gun at someone, and see what he's saying:
'Whow man, that's one hell of a gun you got there'
'I'm innocent'

[John Connor]

Originally posted by brokenfish
hey! who do you think you are?!

then i point a gun at him...

ooh, shit!

Lol, its like hes actually scared, like you push him and then he acts all tough and then he notices you have a gun and he walks off.

I think someone in the game says 'Come sit on my knee.'

[brokenfish]

'Come sit on my knee.'another one of those weirdos :p

[John Connor]

Obviously...they might be in need of some medication. ;)

[brokenfish]

yeah, most people in vice city do. :)

in general, though, i think people say the funniest stuff when you do something aggressive, like steal their car.

[John Connor]

Really? Because the only they do after you jack their car is they either scream and run off or they try to steal their car back, never heard them say anything when you steal their car.

[DarkPhantom]

they say a lot of things when you steal there car

[brokenfish]

especially the 'punks.'

theyre some of the funniest

[John Connor]

Originally posted by DarkPhantom
they say a lot of things when you steal there car

I never said they didn't say anything when you steal their cars, I said I never heard them.

Hmm...maybe I should play it again, I guess I wasn't listening when I jacked their car.

[Don]

Someone sayd 'Man you nearly got any make-up!'

[brokenfish]

was that a man or a woman?

i wonder what they would say when you point a gun at them :p

[tinydude48]

Sometimes when you point a gun at them they sometimes go "Hey man hey man no please no.

[Don]

I think it was a man.

R* should make funnier peds sayings in the next GTA.

[brokenfish]

i think theyre funny enough already.

same thing with some of the police radio transmissions too :)

[keithrock]

'you can look but cant touch'

[John Connor]

Originally posted by brokenfish

same thing with some of the police radio transmissions too :)

I remember one time in VC, I stole a cop car then I heard over some incoming transmissions about one cop complain to another cop about his girlfriend, I guess he left her or something, I laughed pretty hard at that one seeing as the police can't use the radio channels for "social" talking.

[Don]

Originally posted by brokenfish
i think theyre funny enough already.



Yes, but only in GTA3 you hear them better. In vice city the voices are to quiet

[brokenfish]

thats why you turn that audio up :D

[Don]

Cops can say funny things too. 'give me id'

The police chopper in GTA3 'hell, your dead anyway

[CowInParachute]

"I won't charge! Kidding."

- After hijacking a cabbie in VC.

[Don]

In that mission were you have to blow up the Haitian Factory, The cubans say something like 'Whoow man, you drive like a crazy bitch!':)

[brokenfish]

oh - this was annoying! the whole "you got big cojones, man!" part.

[Don]

yeah, your right, I don't even know what cojones means, so.... What does it means?

[Karnage]

In the Four Iron mission where Tommy has to change into some different clothes. He walks out of the store and some guy walking by says "Nice ass, baby!" Cracks me up everytime.

[brokenfish]

oh yeah
"Is this me?"
"Nice ass, baby!"

i want to find that guy and beat him with a stick.

I don't even know what cojones means, so.... What does it means?from the dictionary: co·jones [kə hṓneez]
npl (slang)
1. testicles: testicles
2. courage: courage or nerve

[Mid-20th century. From Spanish , plural of cojón “testicle.”]

[Don]

ok Thanks for making that clear...


'Sure, sure, take it'

[trustnobody]

i didnt know that peds said at least 5 differant phrases if u bump into them over and over again.eventually the put their fists up but they dont attack.
"whats the diddley oh"

[Don]

Aim a gun at them for a while and they say alot of differend thing

[brokenfish]

all they do for me is say one thing and then raise their hands. everyone else just runs away :)

[Don]

(PS2) while aiming at one guy, he walks backwards a little bit, and says things. I can aim at him without walking away as long as I want

[qqkgf]

'check out the bulge on that guy':)

[Don]

I like the thing that the Traids say. I can't hear what they are saying, sometimes, but it sounds kinda fun

[Guitar Slinger™]

Iknow this is not a pedestrian saying but it makes me laugh every time i hear it, its when Tommys got police chaseing him and he says >> I DID YOUR WIFE YOU POOR B@#$ARD!!!

[gta master]

i like tommys boyz say
"hey mario"
"hey i got that suit you wanted"

i also like

"yo move that s**t off the crosswalk

[Don]

In a mission, When you drive Pepe, You drive next to a Pizza Place. Pepe said something like 'They do have nice pizza's here...' He sais more stuff when you drive past buildings, spots. But I can only remeber this one.

[l2003____]

Pepe also says something like "hey ,my girlfriend lives here"and"wow,this place is a dump" in Little Haiti . And, when you steal sportscars, young drivers say "my dad is gonna kill me" or "thi sis my brother's girlfriend's car" funny

[Don]

Yeah I know.

They also say something like this: 'my husband will kill you' - are you a phsyco brother?'

[TaEscalade]

"my vehicle!"

[Don]

'Oh no, you can't do this to me!'

[brokenfish]

"i said - i had enough of that at school!"

i love it when tommy says its the last dance for lance vance! and then lance gets mad on the last mission :D

[Don]

Yeah he's really pissing him off lol :D

Tommy sais something to Sunny like:

'I just wanna piss you off before I kill you'

[brokenfish]

yeah thats his last words before killing him.

but he makes fun of lance so much - i can see why he turned back on him

[l2003____]

Well, Lance is a DI#%*EAD but whatever....:o lol


You know, Tommy says a lot of cool things too. Like when you steal a car "You got insurance, so don't be a prick" or when you get hit by someone "Geee, thanks":evil3:

[Don]

Lance is always complaining on the phone, like Tommy doesn't give him enough attention and he insults him in front of the other guys.... What a idiot. He was allready acting strange when you meet him.

[gta master]

gta:3 'my mother is my sister'
gta:vc 'i want to hear you scream'

[rappo]

hmmm... i dont know too many vice city ones, but i like "My mother's my sister" and "You wanna freak" from GTA3!

[brokenfish]

yeah, they use more modern slangs and slogans in gta3. theyre usually funnier because we understand them more. :)

[Don]

In Gta3, I heard a cop saying 'Everything you say is shit'..... I NEVER heard that one before. Have some of you heard that one? I really knew that he was saying that, no doubt

[brokenfish]

ive never heard it. i dont hear cops a lot...

ive only heard ken rosenberg say one cop thing in vice city too.

[maxxjq]

My favorite sound from the peds in Vice City is when you're just shooting around and some just starts laughing like a psycho, "Ha ha ha ha!" He does it really fast though. It's funny.

[brokenfish]

ive never heard it before. when does he do that? like when you start shooting or after youre done? or in between?

[acegoliath]

my favorite is in gta3 when you steal a car from this chjick she yells "my shoes are new"

[brokenfish]

lol what does that have to do with her car?!

[Jay Legion]

Hello, everyone. I am a deaf 18-years old who have both grand theft auto 3 and vice city. Now I have an issue that is obiviously with my deafness. I actually do wear hearing aid so I can hear various sounds but the problem is this: I am unable to understand what peds are saying even when i tried hard to listen to it clearly. So what I am asking is... to compile a list of all quotes or saying, regardless of what it is, specifically the ones I want to know what they are saying, the Mario gang (or Vercatti gang) and, if any, sayings or whatever from Vercetti to his gangs. I would apperciate it if someone would do it for me. Thank you for reading and have a good day.

[Don]

Sometimes, (this must be just a matter of luck) You get a big shootout with a gang. When it's over, you can hear a woman saying 'Whoowhie! lol gets me all the time when that happends

[acegoliath]

im sorry uncle legion unless you find somone really kind that'll be hard since there is nearly 3 hours from each game consisting of small 2 second ped sayings that would take a long time, like i said someone really kind would do that if they want to waste 5-6 hours

Originally posted by brokenfish
lol what does that have to do with her car?!

She probably doesn't want to dirty her new shoes :wink2:

[Don]

When you play GTA3, so can suddely go into a shootout, and hear that.

[Jay Legion]

well that's okay. Actually I'm more interested in specific ones, the dialogue involving Mario gangs. But I guess it's still too much anyway. I was kind of disappointed that there is not a technology that would help me understand these things, perhaps a speech-to-text things, but we are in the world or time where our technology is far from perfect... disappointing... but thanks for your reply. I appreciate it.

[brokenfish]

yeah... too bad the subtitles are only for the cinematic dialogs :/

[Don]

Can you find a site, or sent me a list with all the things that the pedestrians say? Especially the ones from GTA3, I like those more.

[brokenfish]

uncle legion just posted that didnt he? :confused:
no site

[Don]

Well, doesn't matter. It's just a little line to make you laugh a bit sometimes. GTA3 has more original ones.

[Rambo_6]

My own saying:

If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk.

[Don]

Lol good one:D

I hate it when a cop says 'I am a officer of the law, STOP'. He says it all the time, I'm getting sick of it. The things they say must be more random. And there must be differend voices for a cop.

Originally posted by Uncle Legion
I am unable to understand what peds are saying even when i tried hard to listen to it clearly. So what I am asking is... to compile a list of all quotes or saying
specifically the ones I want to know what they are saying, the Mario gang (or Vercetti gang) and, if any, sayings or whatever from Vercetti to his gangs. I would apperciate it if someone would do it for me. Thank you for reading and have a good day.

I would like to make a list of it, but I don't think I will get every saying. I'll start with GTA3, and later I'll do Vice City.
I won't get everything, but I'll try!
I'll post the list here, so you guys can all read it.

[mr_whoop]

Vc: when you jack the dude that looks like Bill Clinton he says "Hey! I just got a B/J in this puppy"
VC: when a cop bustes you "I hope you like hearing pick up the soap"
Gta3: Maria- "Do i get to play with your big end again" "when are you going to drill me" Asuka "Your just like kengi, always playin with my toys" "my mother's my sister" "i swear i thought she was my cousin"
"its no problem to kill you" "say hello to my little friend" "my wife will kill you" "you got real big cojonies" (how gay lol) I also thought it was funny how diaz could use the word "dick head" a million times in one sentence

[Rambo_6]

A funny dialogue:

Officer: gee son, your eyes look red, have you been drinking?

Teenager: Gee officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?

[sleepinthefire]

one of the guys from the mario gang says somethin like "i didnt know she was your sister man. you know i wouldnt do that"

please correct me if i'm wrong

[Don]

'I'm so happy I can shit!' GTA3

[GreenEyez]

i have 2 "Damn baby you one hot bitch" and "You freakin hit me? ill freakin hit you"

[Don]

Allright, Here's a big list of the things you mostly heat in Portland, I haven't checked the other Islands:

You feel like chilling?
Hey get off me
You ain't no gentleman!
Hmmmm...
Baby I feel so good
P.O.E
There ain't no genle in that one
Kiss ya' ass goodbye
Yep, I've been drinken again
Hay wanna party
I'm gonna getcha
Learn to drive
Jungman
It's just a dollar
Whooowhie!
O,o...
Way to go baby
I'll show you driving
He ain't got a change
Damn police
I don't deserve this!
Out of the car
You've been downtown?
What do you thing you're doing?!
you're kidding
I gotta go on vacation
You got a license?
Hey, slow down
Damn fool
I got an itche
Where the hell am I?
Damn pussy
You can sail the seven seas
Take your gilrfriend
Always trouble
Baby I feel so good
I ain't bitching yo!
I got just what you need!
You got me bright here, what do ya' say?
Get off the road
I got just the thing for you
It's about the usual
You got any change?
Let's go to the mall
I can't move so fast
For real yo!
Who's ya' daddy?
Come on baby
Pissing like my daddy!
You feel like sexing?
What's up
Hey man were're you going?
He's a nice guy
Forget about it
Hey, I can read!
Ola!
Hey my son!
What?!
The boss man want it
Come over to dinner
He's no good
Feel free!
Hey papi!
Hey amigo que pasa!
Easy brother!
No matter she hates me!
I'm grazy you know that?
I'm gonna be rich!
Damn farmer
Where am I?
You know....
That's right honey I see money!
I need a sigaret
I'm so happy I can shit!
Wanna know howmuch?
Real nice baby, real nice
We're going to Aruba!
Nice to meet you
What's up sister
It's no trouble for you!
Wanna play rough?!
Don't shoot your daddy baby!
Hey baby!
I got girls you can have!
Who are you?
O my god!
Hey!
Not me! HELP!
He's a maniac!
Jackass!
Hey wanna party?
Hey, It's all about the money
Come back now
He's a nice guy
I don't think so!
Are you kidding me?!
Yo!
Hello
there's no need to feel down
All right, I'll pay
In the NAVY
Call YMCA!
You're looking fine girl
That's a sexy lady
Candy!
Hi doll
Hot damn!
Pick up a load from the north
Where's my damn school?
There's a place you can go...
I got the zappelin
I'm depending your furure!
Are you a phsyco brother?
Feel lucky punk?!
Somebody call a medic!

The cops say all regular things like:
Police!
A'right stop police!
Stop!
Stop right now!
Get that guy!

That's it

[Jay Legion]

*can't want for list of sayings from Mario (Or Vercetti gang anyway. Where did that name Mario for gang come from???) gang. Crosses finger* ;)

[GreenEyez]

Mario came from when the dude says "Forget about it mario" or "I didn't know she was your sister mario?

[Don]

Uncle Legion, I'm doing Vice City right now, It just takes a lot of time. I got to write everything down and then type it on the PC. But I'm allready done with the Vercetti's. I'm gonna post everything at the same time :)

Here are the Vercetti's: (I hope this is everything they say....)

Hey! It's mister V!
I got that suit you wanted
I got those clothes you wanted
You better tell him Mario
Watch out!
What's going on?
Don't puch the Mario man
What should I do about her?
Forget about her Mario
I never asked your sister out man!
She always gives me a hurt time
Give me a break
I ain't Mario
What's going on
I hate that walk
I wouldn't do that
What are you doing?
Forget about it
You did what?!
What hardwhere we got
You're drunk or something?
Hey!
These shoes are new!
Easy!
Look out!
Hey! stay back!
Relax!
What is this?
Come on don't push me!
Hey, Watch the suit man
Tommy man, You gotta love this!


The pedestrians...

Man, you nearly got any make up!
Simply, no matters
Hey watch the dress
You don't belong here
Nobody likes me
I didn't do it
Hey, be carefull
Cramps! loser
hey hey watch out!
Get out of my way chilli pepper
I could buy you
Hey watch yourself
nothing but one hundred
Get off me
There's nothing wrong with my mothers boy
I didn't mean nothing!
Get out of the way
loser!
Be carefull now
I'm jung, rich and cute
Watch where you wave that thing
Out of the way you old man
Ai! Idiota
You're killing me!
Be cool yo.
Are those real?
What up, jacky
Hey man, take it easy
Man that's a big gun
Ai, You hit me
I don't mean to hit you
you bug me thats okay
It's like a grazy park ride
You never catch me
Somebody tell me where to go
Are you grazy?
Wait here, I'll come to you
Wait here while I sing a song
Be nice, You didn't say sorry
Ola, my driver left me here...
I was here first!
no please I didn't mean it
I'm outta here!
Where the hell am I
You gotta watch yourself
You like?
Oy, muchaco, Wich place is right
It'll be allright
Yo what's up!
My marry is free
Man, what's this for
Man, you're crazy or some
Tough guy, nothing to live for anyway
I'm not scared
Kill me, You'll do me a favor
Move your ass
Out of my way
Yo my man, You're blocking the traffic
Bounce!
I smell great!
Whoowhow It's mister nice guy!
It's very late man, Move!
Take it for 50!
I'm going no where
Hey man, put that thing away before you get hurt
You better kill me now
I was only kidding
No please, I didn't mean it!
You better apologize
Man, you m m m m m my sneakers
I don't believe this
I will really bust yo' ass
Who do you think you are?
You're not my mommy
Curse me!
O that's real bad man!


The cops here say things like this
I am a officer of the law, STOP!
I'll beat you for this
Don't make me run
Make me run and I'll get all sweaty
You asked for it
You're in the way there!
Get out of the way!

That's it.... I'll add stuff later.

[Jay Legion]

Thank you Don Corleone. Godfather *kisses on Don Corleone's ring*. I owe you the debt for what you have done for me. I shall pay back the debt for what you have done. Godfather. *kisses on Don Corleone's ring*

-- Now loyal to Don Corleone and Corleone family ;)

[Jay Legion]

Do some gang members even say something when they're engaged in gang war? Or is it just random sayings that is totally unrelated to gang war they're being engaged in?

[Don]

you're welcome! It didn't took so long as I thought.

They say the same things like normal, only more. Quite funny, hearing all those Haitians talking dumb to the Cubans, and Cubans to Haitians.

[tarmac]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
Here are the Vercetti's: (I hope this is everything they say....)

Hey! It's mister V!
I got that suit you wanted
I got those clothes you wanted
You better tell him Mario
Watch out!
What's going on?
Don't puch the Mario man
What should I do about her?
Forget about her Mario
I never asked your sister out man!
She always gives me a hurt time
Give me a break
I ain't Mario
What's going on
I hate that walk
I wouldn't do that
What are you doing?
Forget about it
You did what?!
What hardwhere we got
You're drunk or something?
Hey!
These shoes are new!
Easy!
Look out!
Hey! stay back!
Relax!
What is this?
Come on don't push me!
Hey, Watch the suit man
Tommy man, You gotta love this!


Good work. I've got a couple more Mario sayings, if you don't mind me contributing:

I told myself, "Mario, take it easy!"
What'd you do that for?
Where are we?
We got problems with the street kids.
You know I've been loyal!
I hate that woman.

And I think that's all of them.

[Don]

I knew I missed something.... Thanks for adding that

[k2 designs]

yo...im new to tha forum, but ent new to ne of tha GTA games...

so i was playin Vice City earlier n was a great laff when i was takin a jeep from this black guy in the car n suddenly the driver says

"eh?! cant you see im blind!"

LOL!...

cracked me up...

K2

[GreenEyez]

i got a few.

Move that shit out the way for
you like dis shit

[GreenEyez]

here are a few i just heard

Quit being a wennie and give me the gun
drop your gun and pants
im fire and brimstone
please man no dont shot
you got blood all over my new sweater
you better have another gun pal
Fight like a man
pussy
asshole

[sleepinthefire]

"stay away from me you poor bastard!"

[GreenEyez]

You got insurance so don't be a prick and I did your wife you poor bastard are my favorite tommy sayings and my favorite ped saying is You freakin hit me? ill freakin hit you

[Don]

Lol. I like the one 'There's nothing wrong with my mothers boy'. Actually, I like alot of sayings, 'I'm so happy I can shit' lol

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[tondi]

LOL
-You ain't hurt, lets keep it that way"-Tommy
-"I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you"-Tommy
-"STOP!! Pelase?"-Cop
-"Make me run and I'll get all sweaty"-Cop

I remember when I went to the strip club, I started havac, and the fat lady rand to the hallway, I then went there and pointed a shotgun at her for like 6 minutes and she was kinda' dancing in position and said the following!
-Get away from me you pervert
-PERVERT
-I want a donut
-HELP!
-Someone call the police
-I didn't mean it

I also like other ped sayings when you steal their car:
-My father is going to kill me!
-NO!
-AHHHHHHHHHHH!
-Give me that back!!
-HEy, what did I do to you

Scared peds say the darnest things too:
-Please, I have a hooker waiting for me
-I want my mommy!!
-I didn't mean it!\
-I peed myself
-I feel it coming down

TOugh peds are hilarious
-Get out of my way!
-I run this town
-You knwo the rules Vercetti- Mafia men (When they are taxing you)

Ever noticed golfers?
-My husband has one of those- when you pint a gun at them
-I am too rich to die!
-MY CADDY!
-HOLE IN OnE!!
-Priority 3 of golfing: You are rich
-Priority 2 of golfing: You have a golf club
-Priority 1 of golfing: No criminals, only the rich- Yeah right!!

I LOVE GTA 3 sayings too
-No money? No funny, bunny, honey
-I got a better car than you!! -then I jack his car LOL!
-Get away from me
-Meet my little friend
-Dont be such a pooossy!- Catalina says this to Miguel, it is sooooo funny how she says "pussy"
-Dont leave me with her... she crazy chica... no! No! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!- Miguel says this as you leave him with Asuka(Note Asuka means "a bitch" in Russian!)
-I rule you!!
-THeres only one of you? Aw crap- Phil

Too many, my fingers are sore!

[Jay Legion]

Are there any sayings from cowgirl stripper at Malibu? Any more sayings from stripper at strip club?

Uncle "Strip Club Owner" Legion

[tucow]

Dont think she says anything.

[Don]

She doesn't say anything at all. And I think I've got most of your saying allready, Tondi. Doesn't matter, I think I got half of the game:D

[tarmac]

Not really a pedestrian saying, but I love the camp sailors on the last Cortez mission.

"Ooh, blow that chopper Tommy!"

[brokenfish]

they say that? i never heard anything :)
ill have to play it again

[Don]

Diaz says all kind of stuff wich makes me laugh.

'EJECT Plastic CRAP! You're doing this to me?! Who do you think you are you stupid piece of plastic shit?!'

When he shoots pidgeons:

'Haha! No more pidgeons shit on my car!' lol

[brokenfish]

'EJECT Plastic CRAP! You're doing this to me?! Who do you think you are you stupid piece of plastic shit?!'
it was unplugged :D

[tarmac]

"I ate my favourite El Burro tape!"

Oh, and as for the sailors, they usually say the things if you don't shoot the helicopters attacking Cortez's boat.

[brokenfish]

oh i mustve beat it too fast or something...
they never said anything :p

[Don]

Cortez says something like this in that mission too: 'Tommy, everywhere I look I see French. I hate it!' lol

[optimus]

"Put it away pal, no one wants to get hurt" and this one in keep your friends close

"This is the LAST dance for LANCE VANCE!" " i told you i got enough of that in school" "DIE"

[brokenfish]

i thought i said the lance thing too... :o
whatever its still funny. :p

[tondi]

Sailors durning "All Hands on Deck"
"Oh my gawd, they gawt a helicowpter!"

[Don]

yea The sailors can say stupid stuff.

The guy in Cafe Robina (damn I forgot his name) Says things to Tommy like he can't drive, he wears woman clothes, he drives like a woman.. I like that too, Look at him. I like Tommys clothes better than his ones.

Wasn't his name Umberto?

[brokenfish]

yeah umberto robina! hes such a little fat kid!

[Don]

yeah, I don't like him. I more like diaz. Umberto should get killed, not Diaz. Diaz says funny things and he acts agressive

[brokenfish]

but hes annoying too. it seems like all the hispanic people are annoying.
cubans - umberto and diaz, and that ricardo -HEY MANG! YOU A MAN, MANG!
haitians - auntie

[Don]

no, Ricardo IS Diaz. Ricardo Diaz. Pepe is the guy in the boat, he sais the things with 'cojones' and 'Hey man you a man, man. I like you man, I like you alot!' he's annoying too I think.

[brokenfish]

oh yeah, thats pepe. but theres another ricardo when you work for umberto. same model as pepe :p

[tondi]

His name is Rico!! Rrrrrrrrico! I remember when I had alot of laughs... I went and got the Havana clothes (I beat copland before two bit hit so they were out there), and I went to do the first mission for Robina, he is all like "Well I call him a GIRL!!! WHta does he think this is? LADIES NIGHT? Dressin up like a little puppy!" I laughed so hard becasue I was in his gang's threads, and he was calling the Cuban clothes "Ladie's Clothes"!!

[brokenfish]

oh its rico not ricardo.
sorry my memorys fading

[optimus]

Ricardo Diaz is his full name,Yeah he was really funny. "Eject you plastic crap!Why you doing this to me!? You stupid pecie of plastic shit!" "tommy the VCR wrecked my favorite elporno movie.Not matter i buy a million more"

[brokenfish]

it was el burro. it means the horse

[optimus]

It's sounded like porno i can't understand that fat fuck hes dead now yay:)

[brokenfish]

yeah i never liked him
i wonder how he got so rich

[tarmac]

Drugs?

And yeah, it's definitely El Burro. (as in the donkey porn guy from GTA3)

I wonder what Diaz was doing watching that. :(

[brokenfish]

same thing as the guy from gta3?

[Jay Legion]

I'll rent el burro tape and see whats on it. *rents el burro tape* *watches it in living room* *heard yelling "Holy Shit!"* *seen running down hall and goes into bathroom and slams door behind him and throws up, making disgusting sound* *vomit, vomit, vomit* *comes out of bathroom* *goes into forum room* Guys, you're all right, el burro is a disgusting *bleep*.

Uncle "Sick to the stomach" Legion

[optimus]

Stop i'm a officer of the law
I'm gonna beat you for this
STOP! Please

[optimus]

"I'm dieing in the hands of a hooligan"

" Leave me alone!"

"I'll totally give you 50 bucks now"

"My vehicle!"

"I just got a BJ in this puppy"

"Dumb florida morons"

"Yo you wrecked my ride!"

"Cocksuckers!'

Thisn one i want to be in the next game this is what tommy schould say to the cops "Leave me alone you damn cocksucking donut eating bastards!!!!"

NOTE:I didn't realize it was a double post sorry

[Don]

Your Tommy Saying is a little to much of it. Tommy wil never say things like that I think.

[optimus]

But it's funny as hell i say it too the cops around here too because i also hate police or anything govermental

[krooked]

I've got one from GTA 3 that always makes me laugh. It's the construction workers that say "Where's my damn tools".
I agree that the ones in GTA 3 is funnier because they are weirder.

[Zero]

I like when the Pimp in the Pink suit says:
"Damn Honey, You are a HOT DISH!"

But I mostly just love listening to the weird screams that the peds will yell out. There funny ass all hell. roflamo!!

[CowInParachute]

Originally posted by optimus
But it's funny as hell i say it too the cops around here too because i also hate police or anything govermental

Wait, aren't you the bloke who has a police guy friend who'll beat the shit out of all of us.

[recon6000]

i like the cops when they say: u think thats funny asshole?

and i know this isnt vice city like but on true crime he says: "dont worry, its only a video game!" i thinks thats quite funny.

[brokenfish]

dont worry, its only a video game!haha! they know that?

[Don]

'Damn Pussy'

'I've got girls you can have!' (lol a pimp says that)

[Hoss Cartright]

I was running from the cops jacked a guys car didn't hear what he said but later during the same chase I guess I got him again , when I pulled him out he said screamed "not again"

[brokenfish]

i just heard this today when i pulled a cop out of his car:
"have a nice day, officer. i hope you dont mind."

i never even knew i could pull cops out of their cars :D

[Hoss Cartright]

you can but not always, most of the time the door won't open but the cop will get out and your busted unless you have moved back so you can shoot him or run around to the other side and get in there. I usually steal a cop car when they like show up while I'm robbing the jewelry store. they are so slow if you run out real quick you can hop in as they hop out and drive off.

[JoeMama]

mine is "Nice Ass Baby!" from the golf shop

[Don]

Did you ever heard a cop saying: 'Everything you say is shit!'? I just had that yesterday, when I was busted. (I have a PS2 for 3 days now, someone elses:D )

[birryjuna]

what about the hookers, does anyone have a list of things they say?

I rember something like this ~that thng is way too small~

I like it when they advertise too:D

[Vercetti89]

a cop said to me "Don't drop the soap" but ym fav saying is probably . "not again" when u jack a car

[Don]

I'll make a list of the hookers, give me a couple of days. (then I can play Vice City again)

Incredible, 12 pages and still not off topic:D

anyways, let's not go off topic..

I once heard Tommy saying this while doing a hooker: Thank you, thank me.

[cynical]

When I play all day long those sayings get stuck in my head and everytime I close my eyes I see grand theft auto..I hope that doesn't just happen to me.

[billyboy_999]

"you left skid marks on my shoes"
but his foot would prbably be chrushed... oh well

[i%%]

all the builders say funny shit
improvement for gta5: make it so when doing taxi missions the people talk to you...
the paramedics always sing songs from head radio
top 3:
1"man im thirsty"
2"where am i"
3"i need a drink"
Ive only heard these around the shorside hideout... we are talking about gta3 right?

[billyboy_999]

Originally posted by i%%
all the builders say funny shit
improvement for gta5: make it so when doing taxi missions the people talk to you...


or make it so you can pick up mulitple peopoe with different destinations and stuff... and different timers...

[ramboyf5]

VCPD Officer: 'this is just like traning'
VCPD Officer: 'I'm dragging this one out by his feet'
VCPD Officer: 'you think that's funny asshole'
VCPD Officer: 'I would chase you but I ate too many doughnuts'
VCPD Officer: 'I want 10 minutes alone with this asshole'
Swat: 'I'm coming to get you'(coming from helicopter)
Swat: 'Weeehhhhoooo I'm going down'(coming from helicopter)
Tommy Vercetti: 'whhyy are you still breathing'(in car but usually in a tank for me)
Tommy Vercetti: 'the sun's messing with your brain you idiot'(in car)
Tommy Vercetti: 'go play with the traffic'
Tommy Vercetti: 'you're not a cop you're a robot'
Tommy Vercettiz: 'I did your wife you poor bastard'
Ped: 'someone should throw a brick at you'
Ped: 'idiota giggle cream'(in car)
Ped: 'yo why you messin with me bitch'
P.I.G's: 'I'm gonna stick my foot so far up your ass'
P.I.G's: 'this is no joke shithead'
P.I.G's: 'I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck'
Cubans: 'one day this will be my town man'
Haitans: 'I want to hear you ssccrreeeeaaamm'
Haitans: 'you like this shit
and of course my best one yet "SPLAT":D

[Mario_Vercetti]

Everything that Mario says. It's the way they say it.

Tommy man, you gotta love this
Hey Mario
I told myself Mario take it easy
These shoes are new
I never asked you sister out man
Forget about it (,Mario) (watch the movie Donnie Brasco :D )
Hey watch the suit, man
and stuff like that


WHen you almost run them over with your car or bike:
You nearly hit me!
Carefull asshole!
Prick!
Asshole!
and stuff like that

When they were that but a paramedic guys saves them:
Call my wife, thell her I love her!
Call my mother! (hahaha)
I aint dead!


Tommy: Thank you (when you get money from a dead person)
Dicks, you're all dicks!
and stuff like that

Cops: Call my mother, tell her I'm oke
I'm trained
You think that funny asshole!
and stuff like that

THe running fag (not the one on skates): Just keep on moving

The guy in blue where you can finf a lot of at the docks and who always has Wildstyle on the radio when you're stealing his car (that's why I call him the Wildstyle man):
I put my union on you
Move that peace of shit!
Hey, yo, you got it, you got it.

Cubans: everything
I am king coano (?) men.
You wanna go fishin'
stuff like that

The laywer when you're busted:
Tommy Vecetti is an inocent man..so..let him go

[Mario_Vercetti]

Originally posted by tarmac
Good work. I've got a couple more Mario sayings, if you don't mind me contributing:

I told myself, "Mario, take it easy!"
What'd you do that for?
Where are we?
We got problems with the street kids.
You know I've been loyal!
I hate that woman.

And I think that's all of them.

There is much more dudes

When you allmost run them over:
You nearly hit me!
Prick!
Come her we kill you!
Asshole!
Get on the way moran (i don't know how to write it in english, i'm dutch)
Come her, we kill ya
There'a a lot more. Try it out


When they were dead that but a paramedic guy saved them:
Call my mother!
Call my wife tell her a love her!
I aint dead!
You're not gonna do that again, asshole!


I recorded a lot of Mario conversations on Minidisc. I'll write some and will put it on my Mario trbute site.

[PsychoFreak]

Your not a cop, your a robot! (ROFLMAO, I dunno y I find it funny...)

[The Reaper Banned]

JoJo's favorite saying: "You did what?!" from Vice City and "Bang, yo, bang!" from GTA3

[Yoshi01]

"MaNe You DRive Like a Crazy Bitch!" -The Cuban Guy

I know he's not really a pedestrian but I still laugh everytime he says it :p

-Yoshi

[brokenfish]

ugh those guys annoy me. especially ricardo with all those "man!"s

[daniel]

"Easy on the giggle cream."

[i%%]

you carpet muncher - the white taxi driver

[PsychoFreak]

"Don't make me run. I get all sweaty" ~ Cops

[steven807]

i managed to extract the ped sounds from the big files

from gta3:
i got catteracts and i saw me
rotten crotch
im so happy i can shit
what time is it? cool
you skinny bumb
i smell great
like my tie? dig my tie
this tie was really expensive
hey see my knee? thats not my knee
hey im in IT
hey he hit me
this city sucks
ive been revived 240 times
tictoc whats on my clock? TNT
2 bit husteler
your mumma puts out on weekends
my boy will string you up
is this survivor?
hey i can get you spank
2 equanox and youl be good
checkout the zeppelins
hot tommali
hey ive been divorced 12 times
no macrol this is all fresh
fuck china town
ill put a bit of scotland in you
lick my arse
need a bath
you look like my doughter
im homeless
i used to be a model
you smell horrible
im a caimbridge man ill kill you
i do kick-boxing and yoga
excuse me must dash
dont hurt me im an englishman
come on then hopper
please no! im gay!
ride bitch!
you aint a brother
fricken land lover
please im a male nurse
i so need a facial
jesus
pick up a load of manuer
what shes my cousin?
can you spell idiot
ive got kittens tougher than you
its pancake time
i need a drink
is that a gun
big up to the liberty boys
one love, rusta man
you squeal like a pig
what are you? ignorent?
lookin for an ass whoopin?
freakin tourist
what no tip?
macoral very smelly fish
you! off my planet!
im trying to imagine you with a eprsonality
im improtant
damn the homeless
i dont move so fast?
got any doughnuts?
you pimpin biatch
which one of you ate my cerial?
could you tell me where i am?
i gotta get my veins plucked
moidera
i got friends wise guy
we love you long time
me no speak english
me no speak chinese
buy low sell high
i used the bunks at harvard
is that a banana
freakin mook
im gonna bust your balls
my road my rules
meet the real gladiator
anything you say is SHIT
getting a hole in my face
hey get your eyes checked
pain is my middle name
ill whack you next time
kaputt
you wanna get dead?
always trouble
im 62 years old damn it
i fought the war, all of em
oh young folk makin trouble
whens coffe break?
i got a party in my pants
does this look infected
oh god you smell
how bout a rim job
i like it rough
you got any doughnuts
i bet the dinners open
shes so fat its embarrising
where the hell am i?
its baby fat, i havnt lost it yet
id chase ya if i could run
i dont know where i am and im hungry
im hot n your not
your about to become a drive through

fucksake thatd better be entertaining, i just listened to 3000 of them
i%% owns you

[TyPe_|2]

my favourite ped saying is

Where am i?

you dipshit

(mario)Im starting my own shit now

get in the back ahhhhhhhh

hey this is my sister(or brothers) car

These shoes r newer

im gonna get ya(Gta3 as well)

hey yo hey yo yo yo

dont i no you

Vcpd(police car or any vcpd thing)
Girl- we found the magizines
boy- i have them
girl-Bring them down here
boy-no
girl-why do u like those magizines
boy-cause it has porn
girl-BRING THEM here NOW
boy-no i love porn just like i how much i love you
girl-Ill never go out with you
boy-ill rape you hahaha
(ends)

One of the missions with avery(donalds loves in the scene)
Avery introduces love to tommy
Avery-we got some business here and i need ur help ya here
tommy- yea yea yea
avery- I rackan you help me cause this is serious. Hey are you getting this down you four eyed prick.(to donald)
tommy- whats the matter?
Avery- another company is building a hotel just like mine but lowering the prices so i want you to the van at the corner and get the rc helicopters and drop each bomb on the ignition tanks yea here.
Tommy- yes i do
(screen fades)Avery- now did you get that down you useless prick.

More ped
howdy partner

Whats up with him

O got big colonies

Omg i cant believe this is happening

Radios(Even tho this isnt ped its still funny)

Knife after dark commercial.Rated R for retarded

Rusty browns creme donuts.
Gay guy-I just love the bladder, all over my face
girl-Hmm(Sex noise)i just love rusty brown
another gay guy-Sometime i like to wear panties and walk along 5th street
yet Another gay guy-HMMM i cant stop baiting on rusty brown.(What happen to rusty borwn DONUTS LOL this means hes gay with rusty brown)

LoL the same naked guy from liberty city chatter box is on vcpr

Flash fm intro-FLASSSH Fm were the boys were more make up then the gurls

Kchat(Everythings funny in that)

[Tech]

" My Dad Will Give you Any Thing, Dont Hurt His little Girl"

* BANG! *

[PsychoFreak]

"You have to give precious a treat when he makes a poopy"

[SilverHorse]

Ever have the SWAT rappel down from the helicopter to get you? they go WEEEEEE the whole way down, makes me laugh so hard I get killed usually.

[birryjuna]

Originally posted by i%%
i managed to extract the ped sounds from the big files



:wtf: How'd you do that!?

please tell me?:peace:

[billyboy_999]

use audio edit (download from the mod section of gtagaming.com) and open up the sfx.sdt in the audio folder of vice city. then you can listen to lots of sounds...
some more i found in there

i promise you this is gonna hurt
just open up and say ouch
man, your holding that thing wrong. here let me show you
you are breaking the law (no really)

[Fish!]

Sweet! Im gonna get it.

[PsychoFreak]

"Stay calm and nobody will get hurt!"

[james]

when you rob a guy youve just killed of his money
"i need the money"

on the police radio :
"it was just a couple of kids messin around, i gave them a good beating, left them unconcious, nothing too serious"
^it something like that


when you rob a guys car:
"hey i just bought this"
or
"hey i still got payments for this thing"

[TriadFishVan]

The cops in Vice say a lot of dumb things.

"Dangerous driving is a crime!"
"You make me run and I'll get all sweaty."
"You're breaking the law!"
"Stop! Please!"
"I am an officer of the law! Stop!"

Yeah, I'll stop... and introduce you to my 12-gauge shotgun.


The gangs in both 3 and Vice have some neat sayings, too...

Colombian: "You want the chainsaw, gringo?" (my all-time favorite)
Colombian: "You big dumb Yankee boy!"
Triad: "And the winner by a knockout is...!"
Triad: "I see pain in your future!"
Diablo: "'Ay papi!"

Haitian: "I will cut your soul like a spinal cord!"
Haitian: "Yell, little man, yell!"
Haitian: "Tonight we feast on the blood of our enemies!"
Mario: "Heyyyy, it's Mr. V!"
Mario: "Don't push the Mario man!"
Port Authority: "Move that piece of shit out da crosswalk!"
Golfer: "I don't think this guy's a member..."


Funny civilian lines...

GTA3 Female Driver: "I'm hot and you're not."
GTA3 Sailor: "You can sail the seven seas!"
GTA3 Cab Driver: "Get in the back! Aaaah!"
VC Shopper: "You can never have enough shoes!"
VC Shopper: "I need one in every colour!"
VC Dude (after jacking a car back from you): "Nice try, asshole."


Oh, and on the police radio in Vice...

Girl: "Message from the captain. He really needs his magazines back."
Miller: "Hey Jess. Tell the captain I saw his wife. No wonder he likes those magazines."

And...

Jones: "Backup requested! Backup requested!"
Miller: "You got a problem, Jones? Why don't you try fighting crime and get away from that microphone, you dumb asshole."
Jones: "You're an asshole, Miller."

[youngredders]

i told myself - mario take it easy !!!

the marios rock the box off me man !!!

[Don]

You guys probably haven't read my post with all the sayings :D

[Tommy V]

GTA3
"OHHHH you look like my daughter"
"Hey i have a wife and kids!"
"you carpet muncher!"
"Your ass is mine punk!"
"You prick get the fuck out!"
"Oh look at me im drippen"
GTAVC
"No money no funny bunny honey."
"Vice citys mine and i own every kitten"
"OHHH I JUST PEED MYSELF!"

[Don]

lol I never heard that last one, OHH I JUST PEED MYSELF! good one.

[Neil]

Definitely "Gonnae no dae that" from GTAIII. It's from a Scottish TV show named Chewin' the Fat (which I just happen to like a lot). Great to see Rockstar North getting some patriotic influence into this otherwise americanised game.

[mrdie]

i love the WHEEE thing to.


one time in GTA3 i heard some ppl in a Police copter say *hey! let go of the handle! argh i dont got the handle you asshole! what the hell!? ahhh let go let go! etc * it was funny as hell.

[Banned]

the securty guards ''i'll rip your head off and s*** down your neck'' in vice city

[Banned]

or the fat guy with blue swimning shorts go's ''I JUST CAME HERE FOR SOME PUSSY''

[Planque]

Aw man, the best quote by miles IMO is one I very rarely hear.

Some woman walks past and says
"my name is mandy, (then in a really husky voice)...but it used to be barry"

LMAO thats so cool when u hear it, the names are not quite right, but it make me laugh so badly.

Also is the radio station when the australian guy (rip off of croc hunter) talks about his little joey in his pocket. then goes to pull it out and "aww no, its died!" sounds so funny when you hear it

[Don]

Originally posted by sunnydhob
the securty guards ''i'll rip your head off and s*** down your neck'' in vice city

omg... now that one of the stupid saying I want to hear:D MORE MORE!!!!

[TriadFishVan]

Cop: "I'll beat you for this."
Haitian: "Do you have de powder?"
Driver: "What is this, national go-slow day?"
Port Authority: "Yo, you just hit my ride, man!"




And as long as we're talking radio stations, Planque...


Thor: "Aye, me wife Helga. What a hag!"
Amy: "This show is not sexist, whatever certain bearded women might say. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't talk that way."
Thor: "Ah, go live in a chimney, ye troll."

Thor: "It wasn't her fault. A cursed pixie goblin got her."

Thor: "I talk about this in me motivational learning tapes. That, and Beware The Magpie. Which is the devil. Evil reigneth when darkness falls."

Thor: "Do you love this woman, fair Jay?"
Caller: "Yeah, I think so. She's really special. Especially in the backseat, if you know what I mean."
Thor: "Then behead her! And parade thy love around on a stick for all to see!"
Caller: "Wow, thanks, Thor!"
Amy: "I'd throw you out, but you've got a really huge sword."


Mr. Zoo: "No, Aim, that was a wrong number."
Amy: "No, it wasn't! He mentioned your name!"
Mr. Zoo: "Yeah it was. I was speakin' to him in Australian. He wanted a plumber and a Chinese."
Amy: "Oh."

[Planque]

hehehe, sweet.

That auzzie guy is well funny.

"SMASH the green dots inside the mysterious red square" hehe, its all green dots and red squares

[Ramboyf5]

Originally posted by ramboyf5
VCPD Officer: 'this is just like traning'
VCPD Officer: 'I'm dragging this one out by his feet'
VCPD Officer: 'you think that's funny asshole'
VCPD Officer: 'I would chase you but I ate too many doughnuts'
VCPD Officer: 'I want 10 minutes alone with this asshole'
Swat: 'I'm coming to get you'(coming from helicopter)
Swat: 'Weeehhhhoooo I'm going down'(coming from helicopter)
Tommy Vercetti: 'whhyy are you still breathing'(in car but usually in a tank for me)
Tommy Vercetti: 'the sun's messing with your brain you idiot'(in car)
Tommy Vercetti: 'go play with the traffic'
Tommy Vercetti: 'you're not a cop you're a robot'
Tommy Vercettiz: 'I did your wife you poor bastard'
Ped: 'someone should throw a brick at you'
Ped: 'idiota giggle cream'(in car)
Ped: 'yo why you messin with me bitch'
P.I.G's: 'I'm gonna stick my foot so far up your ass'
P.I.G's: 'this is no joke shithead'
P.I.G's: 'I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck'
Cubans: 'one day this will be my town man'
Haitans: 'I want to hear you ssccrreeeeaaamm'
Haitans: 'you like this shit
and of course my best one yet "SPLAT":D

[mcmonte]

Ppl, ppl
(For VC) Run GTA3 Audio editor and listen to the Tommy lines that didn't make it into the final game...forget where, near the end.
Also, SFX00524-00713 are a TERRIBLE rapper who reminds me of Cat from Red Dwarf.
Medication Time!

[mcmonte]

In particular:
"bring those tiki-tiki-titties over to me girl"
sfx00676

[Don]

I wrote this earlier before, just a couple of good sayings, I think mostly of them are pretty random.

GTA3:

You feel like chilling?
Hey get off me
You ain't no gentleman!
Hmmmm...
Baby I feel so good
P.O.E
There ain't no genle in that one
Kiss ya' ass goodbye
Yep, I've been drinken again
Hay wanna party
I'm gonna getcha
Learn to drive
Jungman
It's just a dollar
Whooowhie!
O,o...
Way to go baby
I'll show you driving
He ain't got a change
Damn police
I don't deserve this!
Out of the car
You've been downtown?
What do you thing you're doing?!
you're kidding
I gotta go on vacation
You got a license?
Hey, slow down
Damn fool
I got an itche
Where the hell am I?
Damn pussy
You can sail the seven seas
Take your gilrfriend
Always trouble
Baby I feel so good
I ain't bitching yo!
I got just what you need!
You got me bright here, what do ya' say?
Get off the road
I got just the thing for you
It's about the usual
You got any change?
Let's go to the mall
I can't move so fast
For real yo!
Who's ya' daddy?
Come on baby
Pissing like my daddy!
You feel like sexing?
What's up
Hey man were're you going?
He's a nice guy
Forget about it
Hey, I can read!
Ola!
Hey my son!
What?!
The boss man want it
Come over to dinner
He's no good
Feel free!
Hey papi!
Hey amigo que pasa!
Easy brother!
No matter she hates me!
I'm grazy you know that?
I'm gonna be rich!
Damn farmer
Where am I?
You know....
That's right honey I see money!
I need a sigaret
I'm so happy I can shit!
Wanna know howmuch?
Real nice baby, real nice
We're going to Aruba!
Nice to meet you
What's up sister
It's no trouble for you!
Wanna play rough?!
Don't shoot your daddy baby!
Hey baby!
I got girls you can have!
Who are you?
O my god!
Hey!
Not me! HELP!
He's a maniac!
Jackass!
Hey wanna party?
Hey, It's all about the money
Come back now
He's a nice guy
I don't think so!
Are you kidding me?!
Yo!
Hello
there's no need to feel down
All right, I'll pay
In the NAVY
Call YMCA!
You're looking fine girl
That's a sexy lady
Candy!
Hi doll
Hot damn!
Pick up a load from the north
Where's my damn school?
There's a place you can go...
I got the zappelin
I'm depending your furure!
Are you a phsyco brother?
Feel lucky punk?!
Somebody call a medic!

Vice City:

Man, you nearly got any make up!
Simply, no matters
Hey watch the dress
You don't belong here
Nobody likes me
I didn't do it
Hey, be carefull
Cramps! loser
hey hey watch out!
Get out of my way chilli pepper
I could buy you
Hey watch yourself
nothing but one hundred
Get off me
There's nothing wrong with my mothers boy
I didn't mean nothing!
Get out of the way
loser!
Be carefull now
I'm jung, rich and cute
Watch where you wave that thing
Out of the way you old man
Ai! Idiota
You're killing me!
Be cool yo.
Are those real?
What up, jacky
Hey man, take it easy
Man that's a big gun
Ai, You hit me
I don't mean to hit you
you bug me thats okay
It's like a grazy park ride
You never catch me
Somebody tell me where to go
Are you grazy?
Wait here, I'll come to you
Wait here while I sing a song
Be nice, You didn't say sorry
Ola, my driver left me here...
I was here first!
no please I didn't mean it
I'm outta here!
Where the hell am I
You gotta watch yourself
You like?
Oy, muchaco, Wich place is right
It'll be allright
Yo what's up!
My marry is free
Man, what's this for
Man, you're crazy or some
Tough guy, nothing to live for anyway
I'm not scared
Kill me, You'll do me a favor
Move your ass
Out of my way
Yo my man, You're blocking the traffic
Bounce!
I smell great!
Whoowhow It's mister nice guy!
It's very late man, Move!
Take it for 50!
I'm going no where
Hey man, put that thing away before you get hurt
You better kill me now
I was only kidding
No please, I didn't mean it!
You better apologize
Man, you m m m m m my sneakers
I don't believe this
I will really bust yo' ass
Who do you think you are?
You're not my mommy
Curse me!
O that's real bad man!

[Colonel V]

holy fuck thats a list! you forgot 'heeeey it's Mr V!' sum1 says it at the mansion

[cyrix]

how long did it take you to make up that list? but what about "Dicks, your all dicks!!!" and theres a bunch others, not to say your list isn't a good one though

[Colonel V]

y dont you just go through the audio folder? you hear some reeally funny things :D

[cyrix]

if you could do that on PS2 i would

[Colonel V]

i think there is an audio converter for PS2 to PC but i dont know how it (or the PS2 VC) works. still, sounds handy

[Piggus]

Lookinkg through the files I found one from Shaft hot dogs: The guy is like "mmmm! A nice greasy shaft! just for you sir." lol

[The Master]

if u listen closley to the pedestrians in GTA3 they say the whole lyrics to in the navy: #in the navy, you can sail the seven seas...etc#, but in VC it would have to be tommy saying: "PRICKS YOU'RE ALL PRICKS" to the police.

[Don]

no, I have the PS2 I just wrote down everything I heard.

Hey it's mister V is a Vercetti gang saying. I posted almost everything of them on page 8 or something, page 7 I don't know. Have a look.

[Valikai]

My favourite saying is when the on eof the cubans say " Hey man look at that car"



CUBANS ROCK

[Colonel V]

i like the cuban accent - it's cool

[Ramboyf5]

I like what the P.I.G.S. say. It's funny as hell.

[Mario_Vercetti]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
no, I have the PS2 I just wrote down everything I heard.

Hey it's mister V is a Vercetti gang saying. I posted almost everything of them on page 8 or something, page 7 I don't know. Have a look.

No way, man. That's a half of what they're saying. (I recorded it all on minidisc :D ). When you almost drive them over, they're screaming to you. When they were dead, but a doctor saved them, they say things like 'Call my wife, tell her I love her!'

[Don]

I was just walking around. I know, and I said that I wrote down everything I heard ;)

plus, I only did the things you hear the peds saying when they're walking. Not with things like that, running over, punching them, aiming a gun on them... you know..

[compu_head]

My favourite (and most annoying) saying on GTA 3 is " I'm hot and you're not.

[Mario_Vercetti]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
I was just walking around. I know, and I said that I wrote down everything I heard ;)

plus, I only did the things you hear the peds saying when they're walking. Not with things like that, running over, punching them, aiming a gun on them... you know..

:(

P.S. I said when you almost run them over. They'll say things like:
Who learnd this people how to drive
ASSHOLE!
Get on the way, moran
Come here, I'll kill you
Don't you know who we working for
....and much more....

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

I like it when u jack sum1's car and they say "yo u tryin 2 jak me"? lol
I cood just imagine them sayin mofo after lol

[Ramboyf5]

Other sayings by those guys is:
"Hey yo, hey yo yo move"
"Yo why you knocking me friend"
"Easy brotha"
"Yo, I'll sell you anything you want"
"Get that piece of shit off the crosswalk"
and some more....
Too bad the army guys don't say anything.

[Mario_Vercetti]

I call them the Wildstyle guys, because they're always listen to Wildstyle :D They are funny

[Crateman]

move outa the way carapinga!

you can look but you can't touch

lol ....those one's always crack me

[DOLLARD]

"This is bad but I've seen worse." lol.

[SuperSayinHi]

well i have never seen worse than this site!!! what a shithole!

[Ramboyf5]

So why'd you decide to come?

[DOLLARD]

Cause he's full of crap lol.

[Ramboyf5]

I couldn't stop laughing when I jacked some guy and heard this.
"my dad's gonna have my balls for dinner"

[The Reaper Banned]

I like it when you steal the hooker-looking girl's car and she says: "This is my sister's boyfriend's car!"

[Iverson3]

My favourite is this one.
"I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck"

[Link]

its funny wen the an old woman says" im 98 for christ sakes !!" if u nearly hit her

[Shady_DPO]

mine is " AND I TOLD MYSELF, MARIO TAKE IT EASY" :evil3: :evil3: :evil3: i love it when they say it:evil3: :wink2:

[Ramboyf5]

But they say it too much and sometimes it gets annoying. I guess that's why they gotta 'take it easy':p.

[Mario_Vercetti]

I just gut this car from the garage!

I like the taxi driver also.

[Evan]

I like al the sayings in GTA Vice City, I always hear myself quoting them at the most in-appropriate times.

[keithrock]

there were funnier thing's in gta3(imo)

[Evan]

Mmm, I dont really think so, much more sayings in GTA Vice City, and at least now the main character speaks.

[GhettoR0cker]

i wish the main character and the NPCs would be "taught" to speak better in SA...i agree wit Ramboyf5 about they sayings get sumtimes annoying..but thats sumtimes =)

P.S.
yey!! im back ;)

[>>ACDX<]

My favorite is "Don't you mess with a rock and roll chick!"

[cyrix]

yeah, 3 had way funnier sayings,

"in the navy"
"my sisters my mother"

[Ramboyf5]

"Yep, I've been drinking again"
"I'm hot and you're not"
"You can sail the seven seas"
"Move it asshole"

These are good sayings from GTA3.

[Don]

wow.. this thread got bumped...

I think practically every saying of GTA3 and Vice City is being posted, over and over again. lol and everyone is like yeah those are kewl.

[cyrix]

yup...pretty much don. but what can ya do.....eh

[lasdferret]

mines "get off the cross walk" well its 1 of them

[GhettoR0cker]

Any1 tried to make a dictionary from these ''sayings'' ?

[GTA gamer]

"ehhh esy with the navy" or something
"easy with the giggle cream"
"damn honey, thats one fine dish" or something
"move that piece of sh*t out of the cross walk"
and the one when the guy is singing "a do do dooo
do bada deee"

[Jaba]

I like when you stop on the road and the guy in the car in the back says.
"hey amigo".

[BC Rich]

'It's a nasty city, isn't it?'
-Tommy

[Mike22k]

"Wanna go downtown?" could be GTA3 i dunno?

[Don]

no Vice City. After all, GTA3 doesn't haves Downtown (a real NAME of a district)

[BC Rich]

I think the hooker says that.

[Ramboyf5]

The most retarded one ever is "I'm hot and you're not" in GTAIII.

[BC Rich]

Another one of my favorite sayings is when you steal a guy's car he goes, 'My dad's gonna have my balls for dinner!!'

[Ramboyf5]

Yeah, lmao. That one was hilarious the first time I heard it.

[Firesky]

Originally posted by mike22k
"Wanna go downtown?" could be GTA3 i dunno?
If I recall correctly, it's actually "Wanna go down south?"

[LLoyd Banks]

my favorite is "Don't make me get the chainsaw gringo" from gta3

[Ramboyf5]

"Keep moving unless you wanna see my finger buddy"

[cyrix]

*tommy shoots a woman* "remember the second ammendement asshole!!!!!

lol...i almost hit the floor laughing

[Carz]

When you hit a black carjacker in VC (when he is in his car) he says "I can't feel a DAMN THING in my neck!" The peds in SA are going to have a dialouge of one hour, that's incredible!

[Ramboyf5]

I want the cops to have better AI but still funny sayings like what the VCPD said.

[No1Kn0w$]

WOW this thread is ooooooooold

BTW vipers are noisy and really cant go that fast plus gas being so high not a good choice as of now anyway back on topic

[BC Rich]

Another funny saying is 'Make me run and I'll get all sweaty.'

[Ramboyf5]

"I would chase you but I had too many doughnuts"

[BC Rich]

"It's a nasty city, isn't it?"

[F Jesus]

Originally posted by Carfanatic
When you hit a black carjacker in VC (when he is in his car) he says "I can't feel a DAMN THING in my neck!" The peds in SA are going to have a dialouge of one hour, that's incredible!
And how do you know this? I'd be surprised if a person of such low intelligence as yourself would know something that I do not.

[BC Rich]

M'kay.
"Go 'head hit me in da head mista, I ain't got no brain."
The gang member of North Point Mall and Prawn Island.

[F Jesus]

When I stole an Ambulance, one of the first things I heard on the radio was "Be on the look out. Some idiot keeps stealing ambulances." Not really a ped quote, but funny.

[BC Rich]

Oh yeah. I remember that one. I like the one that goes
"We got a fat woman stuck in an elevator and I'm checkin' it out!!"

[Carl]

Originally posted by F Jesus
And how do you know this? I'd be surprised if a person of such low intelligence as yourself would know something that I do not.

relax asshole, you dont have to flame anyone because they know information you dont. He's knows this from the Game Informer article that was put up here and then taken off. R* stated that the pedestrians dialouge will be an hour in legth.

so, dont go insulting some random person you dont even know. Next time be more considerate.

[Firestorm]

I like all the Cuban and Haitian quotes.

"We will eliminate all the cubans"

"I am king cuano man" or whatever he says.

[Carz]

Okay knowoneknows,

A Viper would blow the fucking doors off any piece of shit in that pic of yours. Especially that hunk of shit Skyline. Hmmm, 500 STOCK hp or 276 the Skyline has. 0-60 in 3.7 sec! The only cars that are even comparable to a Viper are the F 50, Enzo, Murcialago, Diablo, and a few others that costs over a million dollars. So come on smart ass, I take these little rude remarks of yours very personally. So for now on YOU keep your mouth shut because you don't have a clue what you're talking about.

ON TOPIC : I like when the cops say "Don't make me run" and "Make me run and I'll get all sweaty". :D

PS: Something needs to be done about F Jesus. The guy just doesn't quit until it's too late. He's pissing a lot of people off, especially me. :mad2:

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

LMAO i love it when the cops say that lol

I also think its funny when the cops say "I have a clear shot" or something like that, when they are on the otherside of the wall and can't even see you :D

[Carz]

Thanks for backing me up Carl.
You're cool as hell man!:Peace:

[Tommy]

oooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

i found something freckin awesome!!!!!! http://members.lycos.co.uk/ripperoo/gta3/

you all will love this! if i did anyone can!

[BC Rich]

It's an ok website. Do you know if you can extract from VC too?

[Carz]

I like it when the black guy wearing red clothes says "Yo get movin' Stan, you're messin' up my groovin' man!".

[BC Rich]

Does this extract the PS2 version?

[LankoniA]

i love the mario guys sayings like "You tell 'em mario," "i hate that woman," "I asked myself, Mario what are you doing??"

[BC Rich]

I like the one that goes 'Hey, buddy why don't you smell my finger.'

[No1Kn0w$]

lmao

[Mercury]

in GTA 3 (not VC) some guy says "in the Navy" in some retarded way its funny if you dont have a car go walk around the streets useually the guy says it.:evil3:

[Tonnskull]

Haha, okay...
The golfers can be great. "Is it a dress or a mumu?"
When your wanted level gets to around three stars, Tommy may say, "Dicks! You're all dicks!" Crude, yet funny. To the cops: "Y'badge wearin' fruit!" Stealing someone's car: "Awwh, shit! Not again!" Or, "Awh man I just got a B\J in this baby!" Strangely disturbing, in a hilarious way. Police dispatcher: "Crime is up. We need more arrests. Just bag anybody."

o.O; ~Tonn

[No1Kn0w$]

Yeah right puto bring that lil shit to Nopi this yr fag ill murder u and your car

[Ramboyf5]

"Licky sticky bum bum", that's a funny one. It comes from that hobo.

[Tommy]

Originally posted by BC Rich
Does this extract the PS2 version?

that is what it is for! i havent tried using VC. But i have gta3 pedestrians on a cd.

[BC Rich]

'Call my lawyer, his name's Rosenburg'

[Ramboyf5]

"I like j0u mayn, I like j0u a lot"

[.:Mouldy Punk:.]

all meh friends...they have big cojones

[lasdferret]

"say hello to my little friend" but thats on gta3.

[Don]

uh.. isn't that from Scarface:p

[Darkon_X]

yeah that's from Scarface..
back on topic
"*farts* oh that's nasty!*
"oooooooh... look at those tits*

[BC Rich]

"Bang yo, bang"

[Boke]

"you drive like a pu$$y" truck drive GTA 3

[BC Rich]

"You havin' fun over there"

[No1Kn0w$]

I like the one "Tell jackson i saw his wife no wonder he likes those magazines"

[Ramboyf5]

"yo why you messin' wit' me bitch"
Some black pimp in red says this, not the one who dresses in pink and talks stupid.

[No1Kn0w$]

The ones with white hats red shirts and white pants they will start spitin

[Code-Master]

My favorite saying is when a prostitute says "No money, no funny bunnie hunny. "

[SAHelis]

a police guy said ...couple of guys were fighting over giggo cream i gave them a beating nothing to serious

[the escapegoat]

I like those weird gangsters who go "fughettaboutit mario". they crack me up ever time and I'm not quite sure why.

[Ramboyf5]

"I want 10 minutes alone with this asshole"

-VCPD Police Officer

[Zidane]

'You drive like you look - stupid.'
-Vercetti

[ravensfan5252]

I like Vice City's comments more than GTA 3's. Just go for a walk down the sidewalk and listen in, there are some pretty funny ones. I heard a prostitute say something like "I took my pants off over my head". I don't remeber the full thing though. Also, when you're being chased by the cops, they say something like, "Waste him, we're always right". That was so funny to me the first time I heard it.

[Wu Zi Mu - 182]

gta3... "mi mothers, mi sister"... pure classic...i didnt get it at first because i was to nieve but a year later i copped on..

[VanHeist]

I don't really have one, but i will say " I see pain in your future", because that is the only one I remember, lol.