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DanWer
04-09-2005, 05:53 PM
I posted this at Op Gta and MS, but I think I shall post it here aswell. :D

well this is my life i was born may 23 1988 in hartford connecticut ja? well then i moved to manchester england when i was like two for a few months moved back to conneticut and stayed theree my mom moved away to england aftrer getting devorced from my father, my mom couldnt show up at the court apperance so my dad got custody. so yea at about 5 i moved to england again to live with my mom for ayear or so and moved back. when i was 9 i moved to Bognor regis england. a 12 i lost my virginity in my garage with this bitch she was alrite looking. at 13 i made alot of friends and everything. ept 2002 i moved back to american until january 2003. i went bzack to england that is when i started doin drugs and i sold drugs for a while to i started skipping school alot and what not. yea my mom was upset that i was failing school and didn't think she could handle me anymore so she sent me back to negland in july 200. it was around somtime in early 2003 where i fell in love with that girl that i had part of a poem i wrote in a sig i made if you saw it tjat will explain the text. so anyway....yea i was really sad about moving back i called that girl everyday at the end of the month i had a $850 phone bill. it took me about 2 minths to pay off and ladada.so xmas 2003 i went back to england and got mashed out my face everyday and what not that girl was mad at me and said she never wanted to see me again. i was mad and to just derift away from my sadness i drank loads and did alot of speed and stuff. so after my vacation i went back to america in early 2004 i was mad and whatnot. so i got through that year of school with good grades. i went back to england in summer 2004 it was great seeing all of my friends again and getting mashed everyday a few times a week doing pills and speed there was one week where i did speed every single day it was crazy. i bought a car for about £60 which is just over $100it was a peice of shit but it was somthing to ride around in yea i drove it alot. i drove drunk and stoned at the same time nearly got into a few accidents and shit it was funny but i wont be doing that again. i saw the chick i was in love with and we sorted things out i still write her letters to this day she has replied to a feww but not all i hope when i get back to england it will be sorted out between me and her, so in aug 2004 i moved to florida to live with my grandma cause i dont get along with my dadas girlfriend so i live about 15 minutes away from him so i see him once in a while. iin aug when i started school i me this girl named Kay went out wiv her gfor a few months and shit and then broke up with here in january. so around januaryi fell into depressionit wasn't over Kay it was just i felt life was pointless and i served no purpose in life and i was mad and sad everyday in january, i hate school in florida it sucks. so in febuay i went to the doctor and he gave me a week off of school for depression and gave me some antidepressants to help me out and shit i stilll take them to this day they work kinda butnot 100%. and here i am today..... yea so that is just some things I have been through in life. it would take me along time to type it up with detail. BBut i might do that some day in the near future. No i couldn't be fucked to do all this in proper grammar/spelling or een break it up into paragraphs

Heretic
04-09-2005, 05:55 PM
This is sooo old, you posted it in like febuary >_>

Slim Trashman
04-09-2005, 05:59 PM
you've had an interesting life ao. lots of back and forth to england and drugs. but i can't believe you lost your virginity when you were 12!

Cooper.
04-09-2005, 06:00 PM
I can't believe he lost his virginity... thats it. :p

DanWer
04-09-2005, 06:06 PM
I been mackin' for a long time. Don't be jealous Cooper, you ho. :D But yeah, alot of crazy things in my life, that's not even 1/10th of it, I could tell you all kind of crazy events that happened to me. :P

Slim Trashman
04-09-2005, 06:07 PM
i've heard some of the cop ones. jesus you've had a crazy life.

fastfo0dguy
04-09-2005, 06:11 PM
I was expecting you to come out...

Malfatorre
04-09-2005, 06:16 PM
poorly written

JMR
04-09-2005, 06:18 PM
Rewrite it then, if it's so important, Mr. Grammar God.

Slim Trashman
04-09-2005, 06:20 PM
own3d, hahaha.

Baliente
04-09-2005, 06:23 PM
I stopped reading at about the part where you sold drugs. Capitalization might help for one....

DanWer
04-09-2005, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Malfatorre
poorly written
didn't I say that at the end? Jackass. You didn't even use grammar when posting, your post should have said "Poorly written." Go correct it all, k?

@Bal- I couldn't be fucked to do it tbh.

Clayton
04-09-2005, 06:24 PM
You've got one fucked up life, AO. how many times is that that you've moved? ah well, at least it's an eventful life, more than i could say.

and malfattore, eat shit and die. you're right below V8/bird boy and gtaguy for dipshit of the year award.

JMR
04-09-2005, 06:25 PM
I'd like to see anyone on here write their life story in perfect grammar. Try it. Sooner or later you'll get sick of it.

DanWer
04-09-2005, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by JMR
I'd like to see anyone on here write their life story in perfect grammar. Try it. Sooner or later you'll get sick of it.
And considering I did that in less than 20 minutes at 4am. . . . .

Super Beast
04-09-2005, 06:45 PM
well i don't want to start a new thread but here's my lifes story!

I was born on July 18th, 1989 in etobicoke ontario. The first place i could remember living was this big red mansiony house in brampton with a farm behind it. When i was little i used to go back there to pick up golf balls.( i guess the owner liked to drive on the farm) Then my parents got divorced and i moved in with my mom and nonna and saw my dad on weekends and shite, then my mom found someone and we moved here to richmond hill, then my dad found someone and married her. In Gr. 7 and 8 my cousins started my off smokin cigars, then in 8 and 9 i tried cigarettes for a few months but quit cuz i'm smart :D, anyways i met this girl first day of gr.9 and i have been with her ever since (it's not second semester of gr.10) there i think that is about it

DanWer
04-09-2005, 07:22 PM
short life. not very interesting, sorry. :( Now this thread will get hijacked another 6 times, just watch....

JMR
04-09-2005, 07:27 PM
So I was born back in...

:D

Baz
04-09-2005, 07:32 PM
AO, do you consider yourself a drug addict??

Super Beast
04-09-2005, 07:37 PM
i would, i noe i haven't had a very interesting life but hey watcha gonna do

DanWer
04-09-2005, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Baz
AO, do you consider yourself a drug addict??
No, I don't really do drugs that much anymore. I've never really been additced to speed for a while last summer, but heh, I stopped that kinda. I haven't done it in a while.

Slim Trashman
04-09-2005, 10:36 PM
you should just stop drugs forever ao. drugs=bad

TwistedArachnid
04-09-2005, 10:44 PM
Interesting life AO, when you become a famous rapper, I better get a signed copy of yer auto-biography :p I'm also waiting for Malfunctionary or whatever his name was and his full perfect grammar auto-bio...

cheeeeese
04-09-2005, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Slim Trashman
you should just stop drugs forever ao. drugs=bad

/me agrees

Dunkz
04-09-2005, 10:45 PM
Wow. I had no idea that your life had been like that........... :(

I guess after reading that i may take some things in my life for granted

TwistedArachnid
04-09-2005, 10:53 PM
Yeah, after talkin to quite a few people I feel pretty fortunate. Granted I still have emotions over what happened to me, but I consider myself lucky.

DanWer
04-09-2005, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Slim Trashman
you should just stop drugs forever ao. drugs=bad
Slim, no, now goto your room.

@dunkz- meh, life sucks but heh, what can ya do?

AdoptedThug
04-10-2005, 03:25 AM
yeah, some life story. my life has just been plagued with bad luck :(

rokker
04-10-2005, 05:54 AM
Originally posted by cooper0505
I can't believe he lost his virginity... thats it. :p
w0rd.

Anyway this is old but it's fun to read.

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GNP
04-10-2005, 07:29 AM
i wasted loadz of money just texting one girl!!!
i had to get more money every week i think