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Just copped onto this last night (I know... a bit slow, but there you go), but is Maria - on the Radio (like Mama-Mia - you know the one whose knowledge of leopard skin furniture is second only to Laszlow's knowledge of men) the same Maria as Salvatore's young wan?
I think she is on about "Fido" when she says that she's seeing this new guy who treats her real good, but he doesn't talk much so she's not sure if he likes her... A reference of course to our guy not saying a word throughout the whole game!
Unfortunately I am gone past the missions with Maria so I can't check if they sound the same.
Sorry if this has been said before.
spiderman2k
10-21-2004, 11:23 AM
Yeah it is her, she also talks about being involved with an older man, Salvatore.
It's great when her and Tony both call in to Lazlow and talk about their problems.
Docta Luv
10-23-2004, 12:49 PM
Yeah, that rocks. I also think it's funny how in the end, 'Fido' caps Maria. She's complaining about her hair and he just caps her with a shotgun.
Schism
10-23-2004, 01:11 PM
aw no.
dude.
tell me you didn't just spoil the end of the game for me.
NO FREAKIN' WAY!
*sigh*
Docta Luv
10-23-2004, 01:17 PM
I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to do that:( . But there's a lot more crap that happens then just that.
Sleepernaut
11-06-2004, 10:55 AM
Maria's h00000000000t.
Tangy
11-07-2004, 05:28 AM
Originally posted by Docta Luv
Yeah, that rocks. I also think it's funny how in the end, 'Fido' caps Maria. She's complaining about her hair and he just caps her with a shotgun.
That's what everyone THINKS what happened. Why would the last mission be to save her if you kill her in the ending? Fido probably just shoots in the air to get her scared and make her shut up.
Otacon305
11-07-2004, 05:48 AM
I don't think she'd shut up as quickly as she did if the bullet went into the air instead of her head. I would've just pistol whipped her and then raped the shit of her.
Thank you, Otacon, for sharing that wonderful image..
He didn't kill Maria, that'd be so pointless. :P
Otacon305
11-07-2004, 10:01 AM
Yeah, I like them unconscious and bleeding from the head while I do the deed.
And then I would've put her skirt on like a top and her blouse on like pants and left her sitting upside down in an alley with some limburger cheese in her crotch. CAN YOU HANDLE THAT?!
>jonathon<
11-07-2004, 10:47 PM
And then I would've put her skirt on like a top and her blouse on like pants and left her sitting upside down in an alley with some limburger cheese in her crotch. CAN YOU HANDLE THAT?!
:p that was awesome. period.
Otacon305
11-08-2004, 12:19 AM
Yeah, and don't even get me started on Asuka or Misty. Those bitches are asking for it too. Suffice to say my actions would involve a ball-peen hammer, a spike-heel shoe, steel wool, and absolutely NO lube!
Tangy
11-28-2004, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by Otacon305
Yeah, and don't even get me started on Asuka or Misty. Those bitches are asking for it too. Suffice to say my actions would involve a ball-peen hammer, a spike-heel shoe, steel wool, and absolutely NO lube!
no offense, but thats kind of perverted and abusive.
advocate
11-28-2004, 12:47 PM
hahaha this convo is why no women post on forums (for anyone who saw the thread "do women play GTA")
locust
11-29-2004, 12:32 PM
Lol probbly!
Jake B
12-08-2004, 10:47 AM
lol i wonder if women do play gta!
Tangy
12-22-2004, 07:10 PM
they do...i know two girls who have vice city for pc