the best of chatterbox

[Wu Zi Mu - 182]

what do u guys think was the funnyist thing on the chatterbox station...

mine was the ad with the kids in the schu factory

"its fun..we get to play with knifes"
"my friend joey sooed his hands 2gether"
"yesterday i made a dollar!"

that is pure gold rite there people!!!!!!! :p :D :) :D :p

[Zidane]

Heh, I think those were Lazlow's neighbors or something.

[QuentinVance]

I love the guy who rings up, trying to find the nanny who says he needs a spanking.
He returns in Vice city, and the host of K-Chat says 'call the IRS - who let that guy into the country'.
Thats pretty good.

But better is:
'But in his own words, Reed Tucker is about to smash this desk into two half desks! Take it away Reed!'
'Ladies and Gentlemen, I already visualise the desk in two half desks, and now, I shall make it so! Dragon stance... hee'yah! Ooh!'
...
'Listen Karate kid, the desk is still in one piece! Thanks for coming on the show' (in gay imitating voice) 'Oh, I bruise easily. Don't throw any tofus or bean curds at me!'

You gotta love Lazlow doing that voice :D

[VanHeist]

I like the who on Chatterbox who thinks that being naked in the public should be allowed lol. That guy was SOO funny when i first listened to it.

[the escapegoat]

anything from that one with fernando on there is pretty fuckin' funny. or the one where lazlo is talking to the all-american football/hopskotch player.

[Zidane]

Aha.

Lazlow: Get outta here!
Fernando: It's a MIRACLE!
*commercials*

[F Jesus]

My favorite is when the guy calls in talking about eating animals. He says that pidgeons are like fortune cookies, sometimes they come with notes attached, then later a chick that organized CRAP (Citizens Raging Against Phones) calls in and says the group has resorted to carrier pidgeons, but they disappear. :p

[AdamantiumTiger]

My favorite is the Fernando one.
"Stop trying to pimp out my listeners!" Funny, funny...

The guy calling about the "Australian-American war" was pretty funny too, along with the rest of the Chatterbox people, but Fernando is my favorite.

[mrdie]

i got an idea.. in san andreas maybe lazlow and fernado are fighting aganst eachother trying to get higher listieners and more Money, or they could be working together in the same radio..


lazow: her fernadeo! gimmie a taco!

fernadeo: ( background ) shove it up your ass!

lazlow: Okay! we are going back to commercials, when you come back we will discuss....stuff....

[Airyx]

My Favorite one was when Tony Called in and wuz talkin about how his mom treats him like a kid.

[surf_nazi]

lol yeah that was gold the first time I heard it

"My mom she's always saying "Tony, Tony, be a real man don't take no shit from nobody" and all I try to be is a good son.

"Well Tony--"

"Tony? How'd you know my name was Tony? Are you tracing this call? Cause if you are you're gonna get real intimate with how the inside of your brains look"

[diavlo]

Mines when that guy rings in about "killer bees", then says ants and sheep will take over the world. :D