funny storie

[franz]

I was playing vice city and i was board so i went to that apartment were the chain saw is and then this old guy in the blue suit was drivin a cheeta and he said
"move out the way poor ass hole"
and with the chain saw i sawed his car and he got out and ran and he said
"ooh i just peed my self"
then he went to a bus stop after calming down and was standing waiting for a bus so i sniped the poor basterds head of it was hileos i coudnt stop laughing.

[King Cobra]

this ain´t much of a funny story, besides the " oh i just peed myself" part.

[franz]

i know

[Mario_Vercetti]

Poor bastard :wink2:

[the escapegoat]

hehe, that's kinda funny. an old guy driving a cheetah...now that's a new one by me.

[roadrage]

I pulled the old suit out of an Infernus once and he said "I just got a BJ in that puppy"

[Neil]

What's more funny is your inability to spell story. Roofle.

[thomas-vercetti]

an old man driving a cheetah, never seen that before!:D

[FezMan88]

when i wuz playing gta3, i had fat lady say "he's trying to kill me! I'm just big boned!"

in vc, i saw an old lady driving a banshee listening to wildstyle...

[Zach]

Here I have a funn story.

I was going nuts with the RPG.

I was looking in first person, and I had the slow motion code on.

I was standing on a sidewalk looking left, and a police came. I shot the tail of the car, and it exploded up, and I look right in front of me and there was an old lady with shoppin bags in the middle of the road...and she says "Why I never seen such thing" or something like that, and the blown up police car kept sliding down the road, and then literaly smashed her whole body into the pavement and the car kept going. And of course, the poor old grandma was dead with a pool of blood around her.

--Zach

[Olin]

Ok, here's an awesome one.

I did this on the inferior PS2, by the way.

I had a wanted level or about 3/4 and the cops were coming from Vice Port.
So, I equipped the rocket launcher and kept blowing them up and such.
Then, a heli came. I blasted the thing, it span and span for a few seconds and then hit the ground(it was close to it), resulting in an explosion.
As it exploded, 2 police cars were next to it, but the closest one flipped sideways over the other one as they were flooring it.
I then got extremely bored and turned it off.

THE END.

[Xeroer]

I was having fun with the bums in GTA3.. There were loads of the dudes, as I started killing them, someone came, I didn't get a good look, I think it might have been mafia now, but I remember him wearing a blue suit, and maybe had a briefcase.. He had a pistol and was shooting everyone! He killed me too.

Damn he was fast as hell aswell.. I don't know if its a glitch, a easteregg, what it was.. It was insane though.

[thomas-vercetti]

one time in VC, i had the sl-mo cheat on and i punched an old man and he went flying into the road and a speeding infurnus hit him and then he flew into another car and hit a wall, and died :evil3:

[FezMan88]

my friend always does the same thing in gta3
he gets and rpg and goes to the bridge in staunton isle that has a gap in the middle. go to the section where it goes up hill and face the opposing traffic. get a wanted level 3 or higher

all of the cops and military who drive at you swerve when they readh you, and they all fall into the water. if they dont fall in, they usually just get out and lok at you. he got 4 army guys probably 5 feet away from him, and none of them shot

[tinydude48]

I liked car jacking the Taxi drivers 'Hey you get off off my cab' or 'Get in the back ahhhhh' or 'p*ss off' He was a classic. :p

[Xeroer]

LOL! Yeah, on GTA3, the little Indian guy, I love that.. "Get in the back.. Awwh!"

Hilarious.

A little bit of sniper practice doesn't go a stray either.

[thomas-vercetti]

yea east-indian taxi drivers are the best.

[Majin Gohan]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha not funny.

[roadrage]

I like to get behind gangsta cars like the Hermes or Voodoo on a motorcycle and popping it with a couple of rounds from the MP-5 and watching them take off trying to get away...it's hilarious :angel:

[Bckstrtballa08]

get on the hood of a car, shoot it and when they speed forward, they usually hit a car and sometimes you fly to that car and keep going! its aweosme.

[FUGITIVE]

Thats "Apt 3C" from the movie "Scarface".

Funniest thing I ever heard a ped say was when I jacked his car
"My Dad's gonna have my balls for dinner" hilarious!

[Mafia Hitman]

Once I car jacked a guy's car and as Tommy was pullin him out the guy said: "Hey my time machine!"

[roadrage]

Originally posted by gta-gunner
Once I car jacked a guy's car and as Tommy was pullin him out the guy said: "Hey my time machine!"

I heard that once too but I didn't believe I heard it right :o