Microsoft Joke

[Carl_Johnson]

Hi All!!

Last night I made up this joke about Microsoft, based on the Lords Prayer,

Our Bill Gates who art in Texas,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thine kingdom come,
Thine will be done,
At home as is in your office,
Give us this day our daily error message,
And forgive us our use of third - party software,
As we forgive those who send viruses to us,
But deliver us from Linux,
For thine is the kingdom,
The Xbox and the PC,
For ever and ever,
Amen

Hope you like it:)

[PogiPogs]

Its a little bit too technical joke and I will also post some jokes here in your thread, if you want

[PogiPogs]

You have an Internet addiction when . . .

You get a tatoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 2.01or higher."

You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP...because you never log off.

The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg.

You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.

As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
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I also have a pic, guest who's pic is that...

[Crateman]

first joke was ok...no offence PogiPogs...

[PogiPogs]

I have another one...
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Catching A Tan

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

[Carl_Johnson]

Thanks for the jokes...there good lol! :D
Any one else got any jokes?