A swarm of bee's in my house.

[Mike22k]

First thing i have to say, HOLY CRAP! i am shit scared of bee's and wasps, and there was a fucking swarm of honey bee's in the bathroom next to me. I was totally freaking out.
We closed the door on them but they started to crawl out from under the door and through the sides! i was like! wtf! how scared was i man! some where climbing up onto the couch and just standing there, looking at me, not moving but staring right into my eyes...

when the bee man came he opened the door and most of them where dead and the rest had gone. we found the reason and that reason was cos the queen had drowned in the toilet! lol. alot of them were dead on the floor but some remained.

so now i sit here writing this thread for your own personal pleasure, while i am crapping my pants off becuase of all the bee's that have gathered around the light. they just went silent and i am getting very scared now becuase i think they might attack me. there are loads around on the floor so i dont know how i am going to get out of this room. i feel like they are all over my body and just.... aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

help me someone!!!!!!

EDIT: right, that's it, im getting outta here. they keep making these freaky noises and then jumping out at me. im fucking outta here man.

[PyroHazard]

Get rid of the YJ Stinger drinks.

[cyrix]

you need *pulls out a can from back pocket and holds it forth* RAID!!!

the all in one bug killing substance. it kills ants, wasps, spiders, bee's, yellow jackets, ticks, fleas, and most annoying inlaws!!

aside from being an effective bug killer, New RAID avalanche scent will do wonders as a cologne!! a little dab and the ladies will be all over you and the bugs will go running like postal employee's after one of their co-workers has been fired.

and if you act now you will recieve a free hand RAID belt carrying case, for those of you on the go!

[Darkon_X]

^lol @ Cyrix, that was a good one, Mike also said the "bee-man" lmao! that made me laugh really hard, im still laughing...

btw I remember when I was little I went to my grandpa's house and I walked somewhere and everybody started yelling "no no no no! don't go by there" and the first thing that came to my mind was a land mine so i was like "holy shit!!!", but it turned out there was a lot angry bees by where i walked and then all of the sudden i felt them crawling on the back of my neck and next thing i knew i was feeling this horrible pain from teh bee stings then teh next thing I now is feeling a lil dizzy from the bee's poison so my mom point some shit on the back of my neck which made teh pain much worse... oh yeah, the good times

EDIT: OMG, im sorry I can't get past the "bee man" that sounded funny

[Mike22k]

well glad you had a laff outta it. i was shitting my self big time. today they tried to get back in!!! i was like! omg! wtf!!! so i thought of cyrix and ordered RAID and got my free hand RAID belt carrying case. it roolz! and zapped them to death! har har! how do you like it now bee's! eh? WHO'S YA DADDY! just a note, the bee man left his torch here but it dosnt work.