View Full Version : The Baddest Joke
Mike22k
05-17-2004, 02:51 PM
This is sortaa small contest thing but you dont win nothing.
What i want you to do is post you baddest, and i mean the baddest, crappiest, so crap it makes you laugh jokes in here, and then if i get a big response, i'll pick my fav's and post a poll and see who's is the best.
Here's one off the top of my head:
A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"
:Peace:
Darkon_X
05-17-2004, 03:38 PM
ooooooooooooooooooooooooook ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... I dunno oh wait...
"So I push teh PrintScrn button to show him how to do it and he says 'boy those digital cameras come in handy" lol... ask Carl, he knows what im talking about
cyrix
05-17-2004, 03:50 PM
did you hear the pirates of the carribean sequel is coming out soon? it's rated....arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
my favorite joke of all time. it always makes me laugh.
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'Hey buddy, why the long face?'
BC Rich
05-17-2004, 06:27 PM
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
He didn't
Mike22k
05-18-2004, 04:11 AM
hmmm. mibi this was a bad idea... lol
A camel and an elephant are talking to eachother, suddenly, the elephant sayd: ogm you look st00pid with those boobs on your back!
then the camel answers: like lol you and your dick on your forehead
ogm
Mike22k
05-18-2004, 02:40 PM
hehe.
Zidane
05-18-2004, 04:21 PM
So a pengiun drives into an auto-repair shop because he doesen't know what's wrong with his car. The mechanic says it will be a while for his car to be fixed, so he decided to go across the street and buy some ice cream. He comes back, but he doesen't know he has ice cream on his face. The mechanic fixes it, then he asks the mechanic what was wrong with his car. He says 'Well, it looks like you blew a seal'. Get it? Get it?
Darkon_X
05-18-2004, 04:59 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no, i don't get it :) i'm still laughing at Cyrix's joke, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
you dont get it!? hahaha that was fucking funny ass joke.
Mike22k
05-19-2004, 04:37 PM
lol, class joke Zidane.
BC Rich
05-20-2004, 01:35 AM
A camel and an elephant are talking to eachother, suddenly, the elephant sayd: ogm you look st00pid with those boobs on your back!
then the camel answers: like lol you and your dick on your forehead
That's too funny to be here.
What did the elephant say to the donkey?
Kerry sucks. Bush rules.
Chocho
05-21-2004, 11:39 AM
Its the wors joke I ever heard:
"Ive got a bull named Horry, so I sed, Hey Horrybull!"
no comment...
uh. I don't get it.. but that's me lol
Chocho
05-22-2004, 07:32 AM
Dont get it? Horrybull=horrible!
.:Mouldy Punk:.
05-22-2004, 07:47 AM
ooo, I was thinking hairy balls :confused:
lol, yeah me too.
I'd be kinda funny then.. it's a little lame now, but oh well, that's why this thread is here
Chocho
05-22-2004, 12:11 PM
I heard it in the TV yesterday. I begun to cry...
Mike22k
05-22-2004, 03:23 PM
How many cockcroches does it take to switch on a lightbulb?
cant tell, as soon as the light goes on, they scatter!!!!!!! (i got that one off a bugs life"! lol)
Boot Legger™
06-21-2004, 12:56 AM
knock knock
whos there
i forget the rest but it ends up with your mother being a whore
no offense to mothers
BC Rich
06-21-2004, 01:03 AM
This thread is pretty old dude.
free2play
06-21-2004, 02:47 AM
So a guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I have a drink?" get it?
hahaha lmao damn im too funny
Wu Zi Mu - 182
06-21-2004, 05:44 PM
if you know anything about chemistry in school you might get this...please dont get me to explain
two atoms walk into a bar and sit at the bar...one atom says "o shit i just droped sumthin"...the other says "are you sure"....he replies "ye im postive"...cumon even if you dont find it funny do you get it...
BC Rich
06-21-2004, 05:53 PM
HAHAHAHA!!
Britney Spears and Shaggy went out to a movie. Someone farted and Shaggy says "It wasn't me" and Britney Spears says "Opps, I did it again". The next day, they go out again and someone farts again. Shaggy = "It wasn't me"; Britney Spears = "Stronger than yesterday!!"