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PsychoFreak
04-23-2004, 12:05 PM
How To Make Toast Written by PsychoFreak
1. Decide whether you want something to eat (Consult stomach)
2. Decide if you want toast (Consult tastebuds)
3. Once decided, find a toaster (Consult eyes)
4. Once you've found a toaster plug it into a plug socket (If you don't know what one of them is, you're screwed)
5. Find some bread (That's right, bread goes in a toaster, not toast, dumbass)
6. Place toast, *ahem*, bread in the toaster
7. Turn the switch on the plug socket to the on position (Don't know what a plug switch is? Dial, 0800 789 DUMASS)
8. Choose how long you want the toast one for? (Don't be to slow, else you'll die of hunger)
9. Push the switch on the toaster
10. Enjoy a game of "I Spy" with yourself in front of the window making the neighbours think your weird, while the toast is, well, "Toasting"
To be continued...
.:Mouldy Punk:.
04-23-2004, 12:13 PM
How Not To Cook Cheese On Toast
1. Turn toaster on its side.
2. Put cheese on bread.
3. Slide the bread into the toaster (cheese side up)
4. Slide down the little lever that turns your toaster in.
5. Wait.
6. When the cheese melts and sticks to the inside of the toaster, stick a knife in it.
7. Get an electric shock.
8. Scream AH SH!T
7. Un-plug toaster.
8. Clean out the toaster.
9. Burn you hand because you didn't wait for it to cool down.
10. Scream AH SH!T again.
11. Hide the toaster so no-one knows about the incident.
PsychoFreak
04-23-2004, 12:25 PM
1. Grab a book
2. Chant
3. At the end of a line smack the book of your face
4. Look in the mirror
Darkon_X
04-23-2004, 12:50 PM
How to get bitch Slapped:
1. Find a place where all hot girls pass by
2. When you find one, keep and eye on her and make sure she's alone
3. When she stops somewhere, walk up to her
4. TOUCH HER ASS QUICKLY!
5. Stand there as if nothing has happened
6. Wait for her to turn around and BAM! you got bitch slapped
Ramboyf5
04-23-2004, 03:13 PM
How to flex a groin muscle:
1.Go in your parents room
2.Steal your dad's porno vids from his cabinet
3.Turn on the TV
4.Pop the video into the VCR.
5.Get out some lubrication.
6.Press "play" and enjoy the show
Usucktbh
02-13-2005, 02:02 AM
How to kill zidane
1. take him by his monkey looking self
2. pick his 105lb ass up
3. throw off a cliff
Usucktbh
02-13-2005, 02:04 AM
Pretty simple isn't it
fastfo0dguy
02-13-2005, 02:05 AM
shame one you
Usucktbh
02-13-2005, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by fastfo0dguy
shame one you
one shame on me?
K.....
specter
02-13-2005, 02:29 AM
how to be a noob:
flame admin
spam
make pointless threads
names self "Usuckbh"
edit: wait a minute I think I know who you are. pm me if you are who I think
Xeroer
02-13-2005, 02:35 AM
He's gone..
fastfo0dguy
02-13-2005, 02:38 AM
he was teh ergent owange
Is he or is he hiding *looks over shoulder* meh what ever.
O.t. I remember doing this in school (detailed list on how to do simple things) one question you have switches on your power outlets?
Xeroer
02-13-2005, 02:51 AM
He is banned.
I never had anything against AO, but he has to learn that the crapshack is gone..
Wow, I hate AO now. although he's making the moderating-job kinda interesting.
what a n00b
locust
02-13-2005, 05:13 AM
pointless thread... in other words SPAM!
Ramboyf5
02-13-2005, 05:29 AM
What you just posted is spam aswell. So why the fuck did you bother posting in it.