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sasagd
04-27-2008, 03:13 PM
I know it's a little early to be asking this, but since some people like me have the game alredy (legit, fuck stupid pirates:smash:), I want to know what is your favorite niko quote.
Mine so far is when niko was doing.... things with a hooker in the car, he said something like:
"I'm a hired killer and I pay for sex, my mother should be proud".
What is yours.
P.D. Excuse my bad english :)
piecake
04-27-2008, 03:22 PM
do you have the game you gamer card disagrees
Sonikdude750
04-27-2008, 03:25 PM
do you have the game you gamer card disagrees

You have to play with your settings as Invinsible and Private, or else you'd get your account banned. That's why it doesn't show it.
piecake
04-27-2008, 03:28 PM
snd cheers!
sasagd
04-27-2008, 03:35 PM
do you have the game you gamer card disagrees
I won't login in xbox live till tuesday because I don't want my account to be banned.
kitch31
04-27-2008, 04:42 PM
well the quote he as said is in one of those videos on ign so its likely he dosnt have the game also he says my mother wont be proud or somthing not she will be proud
sasagd
04-27-2008, 05:23 PM
well I haven't watched the ign videos, and I can't post videos of my own, so I guess no one will believe me, fine when I get home I'll login on xbox live so my gamer card updates, is that enough for you??
thenotsogoodtrickster
04-27-2008, 05:29 PM
well I haven't watched the ign videos, and I can't post videos of my own, so I guess no one will believe me, fine when I get home I'll login on xbox live so my gamer card updates, is that enough for you??

I believe you.

And from the videos on IGN, mine has to be:
"Where's our money!?"
"I don't know? I didn't rob you"
sasagd
04-27-2008, 06:32 PM
I believe you.

And from the videos on IGN, mine has to be:
"Where's our money!?"
"I don't know? I didn't rob you"

Thanks man, i honestly haven't watched those videos, I said that quote because I laughed a lot with it, niko says a lot of things about how empty he feels after being with a hooker, or that he must be very desperate to do something as low as that.
Anyway I'm searching in google to see if my account will be banned if I log in today.
RooUnit
04-27-2008, 06:43 PM
You don't get banned for going on it early....i've been signed in and playing it since Friday...online too, so's one of my mates.
sasagd
04-27-2008, 06:54 PM
You don't get banned for going on it early....i've been signed in and playing it since Friday...online too, so's one of my mates.

Ok i'll believe you, here goes nothing...
edit: Done, I'm shiting in my pants, I hope my account doesn't get banned
ChiTheDesigner
04-27-2008, 09:11 PM
Wouldn't it be f- ing grand if you all got banned?

I mean, not because I don't like you guys or anything; you're free to play as you wish.
But like, 5000 players have been playing this game already.
It'd be grand to microsoft ban them all, lawl.

OT:

"You want ME to do that?"

Like he's an idiot or something.
AUAnonymous
04-27-2008, 10:06 PM
There is no way MS is going to ban that many people for playing a game before it is technically released. Especially because most got their copies legally (I'm assuming).
Poseidon417
04-27-2008, 10:30 PM
During the "$50 service" from prostitutes, I don't know, I just find it hilarious when Niko says "Well, this is awkward".
SIZZLYBONE
04-28-2008, 04:02 PM
''what are you talking about'' in the playboy X video

his face at the end is priceless
Yoonskii
04-28-2008, 04:10 PM
When Niko ran someone over:
"Sorry!"

I lol'd.
mcsherry08
04-28-2008, 04:11 PM
is it true that niko has a choice with hookers like what he wants done i find that quite funny lol
zombienm
04-29-2008, 12:40 PM
Vlad: You know, for a yolkal, you're pretty funny.
Niko: You know, for an annoying dick, you're such an annoying dick.
MyNameIsRamone
04-29-2008, 01:18 PM
Where is barbara with big titties?
Cutts
04-29-2008, 02:00 PM
"Where is the woman that sucks as hard as a vacuum?" (Or something to that effect.)
sasagd
04-29-2008, 02:03 PM
He said something to brucie but I can't remember what, when brucie said he was on steroids.
Niko: "I would be carefull with that stuff, I heard it affects your balls."
I don't think that's exactly what he said, but that's the general idea.
Chigurh
04-29-2008, 04:52 PM
"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."
NeikoownsLC
05-02-2008, 08:22 AM
"Maybe you should bound and gag all your girlfriends".
zombienm
05-02-2008, 08:34 AM
After I killed the lawyer and the receptionist ran in and saw what happened:
Niko: Heh, I guess I didn't get the job.
jwrebholz
05-02-2008, 02:16 PM
While driving--
NIko: Only in America do they let blind people drive.

Roman: Okay, I might be an idiot, but you have to admit I've got the best line of bullshit you ever heard.
Niko: This I know, asshole.