View Full Version : Sperm in hair after waking up
Ritchie
03-18-2008, 05:43 PM
lmfao (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338889,00.htm l)
Tendercrisp
03-18-2008, 05:47 PM
What the fuck.
How did he even manage to jack long enough to cum without getting caught by the flight attendants or other passengers?
BC Rich
03-18-2008, 05:51 PM
now i have a good reason to never fall asleep on a plane.
Gross, he could've asked her for a wiki in the bathroom.
Cutts
03-19-2008, 10:29 AM
Why was he still jacking off when she woke up? He going for the long run?
timbob
03-19-2008, 10:35 AM
i miss read this thread all day, i thought it said "sperm in the hair after wanking up", i was like, well no surprise there then.
The_Patient
03-19-2008, 10:43 AM
Americans will sue over anything :rolleyes:
Ritchie
03-19-2008, 12:36 PM
wait
you wouldn't sue after someone fucking jizzed in your hair?
Tendercrisp
03-19-2008, 12:40 PM
wait
you wouldn't sue after someone fucking jizzed in your hair?
No. You wink at them.
DanTastic
03-19-2008, 12:42 PM
Oh what a silly excuse for a lawsuit! She should of just punched him in the urethra. And did anyone else see that scene from There's Something About Mary after reading this?
5tatic
03-19-2008, 12:43 PM
wait
you wouldn't sue after someone fucking jizzed in your hair?
it's his fetish. it's the jizzinmyhair fetish and very common in england
...owait
BC Rich
03-19-2008, 01:10 PM
i like how she sues the airline instead of the dude haha
The_Patient
03-19-2008, 01:19 PM
wait
you wouldn't sue after someone fucking jizzed in your hair?
Was it not obvious that it was sarcasm?
Well it was. You can keep your sperms thank you.
voodoo
03-19-2008, 02:14 PM
wait
you wouldn't sue after someone fucking jizzed in your hair?
lmao
+rep
As for the link., ewwww.
SteveyJennings
03-19-2008, 02:33 PM
lmao that was good. He must have been going a lonngg time, and still going after he jizzed on her hair.
But seriously, thats quite accurate to get just her hair when hes was sitting down..
Antonio Montana
03-19-2008, 04:56 PM
he probably stood up and cummed.. I've seen that on some hidden cams; dude wanks under a newspaper, stands up and cums on the bitch that's standing by his side.. btw, must've been a hot girl if he wanked on a loaded plane.. would've done the same
he probably stood up and cummed.. I've seen that on some hidden cams; dude wanks under a newspaper, stands up and cums on the bitch that's standing by his side.. btw, must've been a hot girl if he wanked on a loaded plane.. would've done the same
lol...
"but officer, i was horny, and she was hot"
i read some sneaky sex novel once (dont tell me i said that!) about some girl on an airplane masturbating under her little blanket, all the way from paris to new york city... rawrr..